Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Test Day at the DMV

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Be honest, could you pass a driving test today? I don't know the answers to most of these questions but Corey has to pass this thing today or else she...

Laziest in the World

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, I'm lazy, but I dunno if I can hang with these TRULY lazy people. Plus, what's something you hate more and more as you get older?

I Need To End This Conversation

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you just want to end that convo with your co worker or mother in law? We got you. Plus, how to turn those bad habits into good ones.

Back to School Botox

06 Sep 2023

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Mommy needs a makeover, and it's all about looking good in the drop off/pick up line. Plus, you probably have nomophobia right now and don't even know...

Corey's Kickball Weekend

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Adults playing kickball... what could go wrong? Plenty, apparently. Plus, you down to drop that daily Starbucks habit and get into "no spend September...

Too Late for Labor Day Travel

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're reading this, you already hit the road too late for Labor Day. Plus, Corey is about to do some serious physical activity this weekend, and s...

Bathroom Time = Me Time

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Doesn't everyone hide from their family in the bathroom? No? Plus, first there was the preggo pizza, now the preggo Starbucks drink?

Well, Now I Feel Old

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's that moment that made you feel old? Plus, adults only section on the plane? Yes please!

No Compassion for the Sick

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some of us may be drama queens when we get sick, but we want a little compassion from our partners. Is that too much to ask? Plus, why hairy dudes are...

Doggies Know

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has more evidence than ever before that her house is haunted... but how should she deal with living with a spirit? Plus, speaking of dogs, they ...

Easy But Unfulfilling

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We think he's crazy for wanting to leave an easy job that pays lots of money and gives him a lot of free time. Plus, what's something you never got to...

The Perfect Age...

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What is the perfect age for a kid to have their first phone? Everyone thinks Marcus is living in a fantasy with his plan for his daughter. Plus, the 7...

Make That Boring Workout Less Boring

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to rocket through your boring workout. But does it have to involve death metal? Plus, real ways to stop your sugar craving, not silly ...

BRB Takin a Hush Vacation

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever go on a vacation, but keep working (pretend to work) and not tell your company? Plus, people in San Francisco are joining, "the mile long club" Y...

Corey The Auto Thief

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby has no way to get around, but that isn't stopping Corey from keeping their car to herself all day. Bad wife? Plus, Marcus made the mista...

Wine Night! ...With the Kids?

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lady bounces out on wine night because someone brought a kid. Who is in the wrong? Plus, if you don't say hi to your neighbors very much, you should p...

"Girl Math"? Oh Please...

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The basis of "girl math" is sound, but does it have to have such an annoying and offensive name? Plus, when asking someone for a favor goes way too fa...

What Newlyweds REALLY Want

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We know what that newlywed couple you have in your life really want, but do you want to give it to them? Corey certainly doesn't. Plus, a shocking Sec...

Young and Beautiful Forever?

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a sure fire way to keep your skin looking youthful and amazing for a long time... too bad Corey isn't willing to do it. Plus, Elon is really...

I'm Overwhelmed

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If your house just keeps getting messier and you don't know what to do, maybe this will help just a bit. Plus, how to get your kids ready for school w...

Karaoke JAM!

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's your go to karaoke song... and how well do you pull it off? Plus, things get desperate when you miss trash day.

The Neighborhood Jerks?

08 Aug 2023

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Corey is wondering what type of behavior could get you labeled the neighborhood jerk? ...and has her hubby Jeff crossed that line? Plus, at what age d...

Spirits No More?

07 Aug 2023

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Corey thinks she may have expelled the demons from her new home. Plus, it's back to school time already... wait already!??? Us mature people remember ...

Waste of Money?

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wifey and Hubby issues today... Jason is considering getting an expensive tattoo without tell his wife about it first, and Corey is mad at THE JEFF fo...

Corey's Haunted House

03 Aug 2023

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Some spooky things have been going on at Corey's new house in San Francisco. Plus, there are camera's everywhere so whatever that thing you were think...

Wine Time Problems

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This woman's tirade on a plane got the entire flight diverted, and it was all over wine. Plus, wtf is cozy cardio?

Put WHAT on a Sandwich?

01 Aug 2023

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Corey is heated about a certain condiment that people apparently love putting on a sandwhich. Plus, what the heck is up with parents asking for the co...

How to Save a Life

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's not just a catchy song title... Corey's husband THE JEFF actually saved a life this weekend. Plus, be honest, how much do you spend on impulse pu...

Jaws is Gonna Get Me!

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What irrational fear did you have as a kid? Jaws was for sure going to get me in the swiming pool that much I was sure of. Plus, it's going down tonig...

Snooze = Idiot

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you hit snooze? Stop you're playing yourself! Plus, how to plan a group trip without everyone hating each other.

How to Ruin a Wedding

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's one thing you simply must not do at someone else's wedding. Plus, Corey hates her hair, and she's pretty sure everyone else hates it too becau...

The Dangers of "Fexting"

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What is fexting might you ask? Fighting over text message of course. Plus, would you give up your window seat to a mother and her kids?

I'm a Barbie Glamping Girl

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A big weekend with Barbie changing the game at the theaters, and Marcus getting his outdoorsman on. Wait, is he really roughing it if he's driving aro...

Name Brand Loyal

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What something you absolutely have to buy name brand, and what's something you don't give a crap how generic it is? Plus, be honest, what's your favor...

To Split or Not Split the Bill

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you are out to dinner with friends, do you split the bill evenly? Looks, my friends have expensive taste and I'm just over here drinking water. Plu...

The Best & Worst Food to Eat While Driving

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, can anything beat fries while you're driving? Plus, is Corey a terrible wife. She's feeling guilty for her recent behavior now that her husban...

It’s Sort of Illegal but Not Really?

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Would you be down to try this flying hack? It could help save you money, but also get you banned from the airline. Plus, Corey is downright livid that...

Love/Hate THE JEFF

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a husband that loves to handle home projects, and that's awesome... but she hates it. Plus, summer travel trends that tbh sound horrible.

It's Sunny! Exercise Though? Meh...

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Does nice weather make you want to work out, or drink cocktails? Plus, just do THIS for 15 seconds to have an amazing morning.

What Kind of Airport Person Are You?

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are so many types of personalities at the airport... the over prepared Dad, the lounging drinker, the guy with no clue. Plus, guy rants on next ...

When Jokes Go Wrong

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey tried to make a joke yesterday, then things got real awkward. Plus, could you go all summer without your phone? ... OK stop lying!

I Didn’t Ask For Your Advice

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you deal with someone who gives annoying, unsolicited advice... or are you one of those people? Plus, the subtle things that give you a bad vib...

Free Babysitter?

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey was horrified to hear that Jason is being a "free" babysitter this coming weekend, but is everyone being a bit dramatic about this? Plus, how to...

I've Lost All Sense of Time

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey really has no idea what time it is, or where she is supposed to be, but doesn't that happen to all of us at one time or another? Plus, Marcus is...

Tip This

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tipping is still out of control, but maybe we have some excuses to NOT tip now. Plus, the age when you "peak"... and it's a lot older than you may thi...

The Party Don't Stop

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus really didn't want the long July 4th weekend to end... he wore his pool clothes to work today to keep the vibe going. Plus, things us 40+ peopl...

Airport Hack?

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, if you're late for your flight, maybe consider this? You'll go to hell for it, but I guess it might work. Plus, fun (embarassing) 4th of July ...

Ketchup Red Flags

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Were you aware there was so much drama around where you store your bottle of ketchup? Plus, proposal spots to avoid... number one example: the airplan...

Scary House Part 2

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Did Corey make the wrong decision in buying her San Francisco home? Her neighbor seems UBER scary. Plus, being a night owl is bad for your health, but...

Sad Bird

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's alway so cute on TV and movies when you nurse a bird back to health in a little cardboard box. Doesn't actually turn out that way in real life th...

Are You a Cinnamon Roll Man?

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you, or are you attracted to cinnamon roll men? No, they aren't frosted, but they are sweet. Plus, Corey's "interesting" birthday outing, and Marc...

Ever Fake Your Own Death?

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Want to dip out for a little bit? Maybe teach someone a lesson that isn't appreciating you? Fake your own death! Plus, a break in artist has a change ...

Now I Hate Flying Even More

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I don't care how cheap the tickets are, I don't want to fly on the double decker seat airplane. Plus, how do you handle a text or email that wasn't in...

How to Be a Person

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Summer is officially here... kids are out of school... time to send them to camp to learn how to be a person? Plus, the longest war, the thermostat wa...

Don't. Sleep. Naked.

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I know it's cozy for some of you to strip down at night, but it really ain't the best thing for you. Plus, the money saving tips that financial guru M...

Pay Day for Dad?

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How much should Dad's be making for all the Dad stuff they do? Oops, this salary is kinda low what's up with that?

I Really Don't Want to Go Home

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, why do you avoid going home? Corey wants to leave all the annoying dog responsibilities to her husband. Plus, the WORST Father's Day gifts, ever.

My Snuggly Comfort Show

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a red flag that Marcus' comfort show is Oz? Plus, how to handle and cheap gift giver, and the stupidist reasons your plane was delayed.

Dads Are The Worst (To Buy For)

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Father's Day coming in hot, but what the heck to get dear old Dad? Plus, Yelp is just silly, and doesn't like Marcus.

Backin Out

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you cancel plans last minute and not look like a total jerk? Plus, pride gets in the way of a lot of things... building furniture is one of the...

The Easy (Strange) Way to Destress at Work

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips to calm you down at work, but some of this is a little odd. Plus, it takes THIS amount of time to know if you want to have a second date with...

The "Perfect" Vacation?

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A formula for vacation? I dunno, sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey has some great news, and having a southern accent may cost you.

Scammin

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey got scammed over the weekend. The drama aint over yet! Plus, who knew a fear of loose hair was a thing?

Your Daily Affirmations

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Having a tough day... some of these affirmations are corny as heck, but some may actually help. Plus, the annual cost of all those terrible habits you...

Marcus' New Leaf

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus the exercise guy? His cousin might be changing Marcus for the better. Plus, if you are feeling hungry, don't actually eat, just look at a pictu...

Short Hair Don't Care

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.

Babysitting the Grown Folks

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why do we have to babysit adults sometimes? Especially if they are members of our family! Plus, Corey desperatly hoping for a house, and Marcus teache...

Packin It Up

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey was packing all weekend, but why was her husband not helping, and lying on the couch instead? Plus, the angriest airports in the Bay and beyond,...

You Stink...

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Real talk: How do you deal with a stinky co-worker? Plus, the life hack that might secure your spot in hell.

The Number One Reason for Divorce

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The number one reason people get divorced isn't cheating... Plus, Marcus is juiced about churro kit kats, and Reese's Peanut Butter day.

Treating Adults Like Children

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hacks that work on kids can also work on unruly adults! Plus, Corey does not need a dramatic husband in her life right now.

I'm Smart!

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The things smart people do everyday? Sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey thinks you need to get your butt back to work.

Must Love Dogs

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's something that is universally loved, that if someone doesn't like it, its a huge red flag? Plus, how to deal with public huggers.

Weird Flex, but OK...

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why are you bragging that you never take vacation?? That's not a good thing. Plus, we all have passive agressive moves we pull, right?

What Are You Doing In There?

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Could you take a 3 hour shower? Do you even have enough things to do to fill that much time? Plus, the english language is very strange.

Belting it Out in Latin

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but...

Tap Out

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey went from feeling guilty, to giving up. Woops! Plus, all the things you are supposed to do before taking that first sip of coffee that we are no...

Corey's Guilt Trip

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey isn't helping with the big move at all, and she's starting to feel guilty. I mean, what does THE JEFF have all those muscles for if not to handl...

Snack Mom

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Look, my kids like chips too, and there's nothing wrong with that! Plus, unpopular things that should be more well liked. Wait, Marcus likes pineapple...

Down a Generator

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus just lost out on some free stuff and he's mad! Plus, day three of Marcus dressing nice, and pro tips on how to not look terrible in the next ph...

This Doesn't Feel Right

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus all of a sudden started wearing nice shirts to work and we think something's up. Plus, how sitting on the couch and eating cheetos with your pa...

Finally a True Bay Resident

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is about to finally get comfortable. Plus, the work out hack you may want but shouldn't use, and your web browser is stressing you out.

I Needed My MTV?

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are Jason's kids doomed to be warped because they don't watch TV? Plus, the lies our parents told us.

Arguments in Public

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's so awkard when you are just trying to grocery shop and you get stuck right in front of a couple arguing. Plus, on the topic of awkard, what do yo...

Are You OK?

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

These three little words will defuse the situation when someone is being rude to you. We tried it, and it doesn't work as advertised. Plus, Keanu Reev...

TV Water Works

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's a TV show or movie you watch because you WANT to cry? Plus, Corey reveals the time she was "Stamos'd", and we revel in the kid stuff that we lo...

Marcus the Hoarder

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Most people clean the house because they fear judgement from others... not Marcus though! He has an entire "junk room". Plus, what's something you dis...

King of Glamping

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus was really looking forward to being Mr. Ourdoorsman this weekend... too bad the 4K tv's and wifi got in the way. Plus, the article of clothing ...

Pretentious Much?

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are those pretentious words or phrases that just drive you nuts? Plus "The Target Effect" and how to try to fight back.

Casper the Friendly Radio Host

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What was your nick name in high school or college? Bet it wasn't as mean as Corey's. Plus, do you have an irrational fear?

Hot for the Gym?

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason really worrys about this hair this much at the gym? OK. Plus, how much it really costs to date, but this number seems a little low.

Watch My Soft Girl Walk

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I see your hot girl walk and raise you a soft girl walk. Sheesh is this what it's come to? Plus, Corey updates us on her house hunt, and we are callin...

Grocery Shop Together, Stay Together

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do THIS to strengthen your relationship? Corey says, boooring. Plus, the Bay Area house hunting has begun, and it began in a very interesting way.

Cash Me Out For Happiness

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What would it take to make your truly comfortable and happy? Plus, Corey has massive calves, and she needs to borrow money from her father. Awkward or...

Clean Freak

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

According to an "expert", these are acceptable messes to have in your house. Corey: "umm NO!" Plus, meet the dog who looks just like Snoopy. OMG!

Master of the Passive Aggressive Email

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can't even say hi to a person in an email anymore? Sheesh. Plus, we don't care much about your social media announcement. Actually, I forgot I was...

Wish I Was a Kid Again

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

While I'm over here wishing I had the carefree kid life still, Corey is actually living it. What gives? Plus, how to deal with the chronically late pe...

Hunky Easter Weekend

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus and Corey had every different Easter weekends, but it all sounds like fun! Plus, these cyber security tips might be great for you, but it sound...

Easter Candy Time!

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm ready to EAT this weekend. ...but what are the gross candies to avoid? Plus, Corey and her hubby THE JEFF are spending another week in her studio ...

You Were Not Supposed to See That

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever accidentally shown someone an embarassing photo on your phone? Plus, it took 20 years, but the mean girl from high school finally got humbled.