Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
Episodes
Treating Adults Like Children
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hacks that work on kids can also work on unruly adults! Plus, Corey does not need a dramatic husband in her life right now.
I'm Smart!
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The things smart people do everyday? Sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey thinks you need to get your butt back to work.
Must Love Dogs
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's something that is universally loved, that if someone doesn't like it, its a huge red flag? Plus, how to deal with public huggers.
Weird Flex, but OK...
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why are you bragging that you never take vacation?? That's not a good thing. Plus, we all have passive agressive moves we pull, right?
What Are You Doing In There?
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Could you take a 3 hour shower? Do you even have enough things to do to fill that much time? Plus, the english language is very strange.
Belting it Out in Latin
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but...
Tap Out
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey went from feeling guilty, to giving up. Woops! Plus, all the things you are supposed to do before taking that first sip of coffee that we are no...
Corey's Guilt Trip
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey isn't helping with the big move at all, and she's starting to feel guilty. I mean, what does THE JEFF have all those muscles for if not to handl...
Snack Mom
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Look, my kids like chips too, and there's nothing wrong with that! Plus, unpopular things that should be more well liked. Wait, Marcus likes pineapple...
Down a Generator
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus just lost out on some free stuff and he's mad! Plus, day three of Marcus dressing nice, and pro tips on how to not look terrible in the next ph...
This Doesn't Feel Right
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus all of a sudden started wearing nice shirts to work and we think something's up. Plus, how sitting on the couch and eating cheetos with your pa...
Finally a True Bay Resident
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey is about to finally get comfortable. Plus, the work out hack you may want but shouldn't use, and your web browser is stressing you out.
I Needed My MTV?
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are Jason's kids doomed to be warped because they don't watch TV? Plus, the lies our parents told us.
Arguments in Public
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's so awkard when you are just trying to grocery shop and you get stuck right in front of a couple arguing. Plus, on the topic of awkard, what do yo...
Are You OK?
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
These three little words will defuse the situation when someone is being rude to you. We tried it, and it doesn't work as advertised. Plus, Keanu Reev...
TV Water Works
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's a TV show or movie you watch because you WANT to cry? Plus, Corey reveals the time she was "Stamos'd", and we revel in the kid stuff that we lo...
Marcus the Hoarder
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Most people clean the house because they fear judgement from others... not Marcus though! He has an entire "junk room". Plus, what's something you dis...
King of Glamping
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus was really looking forward to being Mr. Ourdoorsman this weekend... too bad the 4K tv's and wifi got in the way. Plus, the article of clothing ...
Pretentious Much?
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What are those pretentious words or phrases that just drive you nuts? Plus "The Target Effect" and how to try to fight back.
Casper the Friendly Radio Host
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What was your nick name in high school or college? Bet it wasn't as mean as Corey's. Plus, do you have an irrational fear?
Hot for the Gym?
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jason really worrys about this hair this much at the gym? OK. Plus, how much it really costs to date, but this number seems a little low.
Watch My Soft Girl Walk
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I see your hot girl walk and raise you a soft girl walk. Sheesh is this what it's come to? Plus, Corey updates us on her house hunt, and we are callin...
Grocery Shop Together, Stay Together
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do THIS to strengthen your relationship? Corey says, boooring. Plus, the Bay Area house hunting has begun, and it began in a very interesting way.
Cash Me Out For Happiness
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What would it take to make your truly comfortable and happy? Plus, Corey has massive calves, and she needs to borrow money from her father. Awkward or...
Clean Freak
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
According to an "expert", these are acceptable messes to have in your house. Corey: "umm NO!" Plus, meet the dog who looks just like Snoopy. OMG!
Master of the Passive Aggressive Email
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You can't even say hi to a person in an email anymore? Sheesh. Plus, we don't care much about your social media announcement. Actually, I forgot I was...
Wish I Was a Kid Again
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While I'm over here wishing I had the carefree kid life still, Corey is actually living it. What gives? Plus, how to deal with the chronically late pe...
Hunky Easter Weekend
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Corey had every different Easter weekends, but it all sounds like fun! Plus, these cyber security tips might be great for you, but it sound...
Easter Candy Time!
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm ready to EAT this weekend. ...but what are the gross candies to avoid? Plus, Corey and her hubby THE JEFF are spending another week in her studio ...
You Were Not Supposed to See That
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever accidentally shown someone an embarassing photo on your phone? Plus, it took 20 years, but the mean girl from high school finally got humbled.
The Return of Sandy!
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She's in the building folks! Well, no, she's on the phone, but we are talking to THE Sandy Stec today about her upcoming comedy shows in Alameda, and ...
Jerk Level 10/10
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus was doing some petty things on the roadways yesterday. Plus, speaking of driving, which freeway has the worst drivers in the Bay.
Just Killed the Vibe
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What kills the vibe the most at a party? Plus, which Bay Area freeway has the absolute worst drivers.
Don't Get Between a Woman and Her Stylist
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Men, you should know better than to get between and woman and her nail or hair person. Plus, it's Friday, let's celebrate the little things that bring...
Corey's Amazing Update
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey shares a great meeting she had with a surgeon yesterday. Plus, how do we solve the great carry on luggage problem?
The Family Dinner
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you sit down to a family dinner every night when you were a kid? Do you do it now as a parent? More and more people don't see the importance of it...
How to Not Be Annoying
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you travel a lot, listen to this to not be an annoying a hole to the TSA agents. Plus, how would you feel if your snoring was secretly recorded?
B.O. for Anxiety?
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you fight against social anxiety, maybe you should stop bathing, and encourage others to do the same. Plus, Corey is a little miffed her father did...
WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the worst movie you ever saw, but managed to sit all the way through? Plus, ways to save money that none of us are going to do.
Exercise = Cheating?
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is it a red flag if your partner starts working out? Corey thinks so. Plus, the Amazon delivery driver that went into a war zone just to keep that pri...
The Case of the Missing Window
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well Corey lost a window in the storm yesterday. It's cool thought she put a diaper on the broken hole. Plus, best and worst Easter candy.
The Secret to Taking a Day Off
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Science has nailed the perfect day to take off from work, and it's not what you think. Plus, how to not be a jealous partner.
Going Analog
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus deals with what life was like before phones, and Corey opens up about an update on recent biopsy. Plus, can you beat Corey's trip from hell?
Lies! All Lies!
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What are those lies your parents told you during childhood? Plus, the strange "hack" when clothes shopping that Marcus swears is genius.
One Minute Is All It Takes!
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Great news! If 5 minutes of exercise is too much for you, now you can get away with even less! Plus, do you judge people for how they park?
I Just Can't Eat That Much
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have a problem with adults eating off the kids menu? Plus, how bad are you at a job if you get fired on your first day??
The Art of Avoiding an Ex
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Cruise avoids his ex's, apparently, and so can you! Plus, how to girl scout cookie season responsibily.
Sleep Divorce
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How many happily married couples are interested in getting a sleep divorce? The number may surprise you. Plus, Corey attempts to reconnect with her ne...
I Can't Afford to Buy Happiness
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out you can buy happiness, but there's a limit. Plus, Corey updates us on her biopsy experience yesterday, and things you should NEVER do over t...
Suck It Daylight Savings
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got some pro tips to lessen the blow of daylight savings but we are not going to follow any of these. Plus, who's ready to jump on a boat for 3 ...
When I Said "Anything" I Didn't Actually Mean It
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It a problem when you tell a friend to reach out if they need anything, and then they actually do. Plus, one of those funny "date me" billboard storie...
Terrible With Money, but a Nice Person!
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You personality says a lot about how financially responsible you are. Plus, Corey is upset with her husband right now, and more of us need to actually...
Improves With Time
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How much time do we really spend on our appearance? Count this number really be accurate? Plus, Corey MIA, and how to not be a terrible houseguest.
In Love With A Friend
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well now you've done it... you've fallen in love with your friend... what do you do? Plus, great news for the weekend! ...wine is good for you! but th...
The Kids Are Coming, Quick, Hide!
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Parents have it tough... sometimes you just need to hide in the bathroom! Plus, the National Park Service is really acting up on Twitter... but is thi...
Seat Swap Protocol
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of people want to swap seats on an airplane, but there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. Plus, Marcus wants to connect with younger people...
How To Quiet Quit... At Home?
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you really feel like tapping out on all your household responsibilities, we have good news for you... now there's a thing called quiet quitting at ...
It's a Bare Minimum Monday!
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is a trend? Show up and give it your least for a Monday!? Plus, what's a time that playing dumb really worked out for you?
Reusable TP for the Win??
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Show of hands, who is down for reusable toilet paper? Anyone? Plus, super organized fridges on tik tok are really pissing us off.
These Groceries Are a Workout
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
These every day activities can be as good as the gym, but don't use it as an excuse! Plus, the world you think you know online is a lie.
Baby's First Night!
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey new pup Ryland just spent her first night in her new home. So, how did it go? Plus, we love cheese... don't take it away from us!
New Mommy
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey has a surprise to share! She's expecting! No... not that. Plus, scientifically proven songs to make you happy.
Grown Folks Know
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's something that you like more and more as you get older? Staying in! Plus, how do you feel about restaurants that don't allow children?
This Friendship is Over
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How to break up with a friend. It's always awkard, but we're going to try to figure this out together. Plus, the sad fact that young people don't care...
Last Minute Valentine's Wins
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oops! You forgot it's Valentine's and now you need a last minute gift. We got you! ...or do we? Plus, what to do when a friendship has run it's course...
Financial Infidelity
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some people say finanicial infidelity is as bad as physical cheating. What!? Plus, Corey's neighbor is holding her Amazon package hostage and we need ...
Quick Exit Stage Left
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pro tips on how to smoothly leave a gathering you are totally done with. Plus, Galentine's Day was created because we take Valentine's way too serious...
Scammin The Kids Menu
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a problem with adults ordering off the kids menu? Plus, are you down to live forever? It could be possible soon!
The Most Stressful Time of Day
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On average, what is the most stressful time of the day? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Corey took a side gig yesterday and was fired on her very f...
TV That Gets You Jacked
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are supposed to support our partners with tv and movie suggestions, not freak them the hell out. Plus, how often do you wash your bra... be honest.
The Sibling Move In
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your partner's sibling is about to move in with you... yikes. Plus, good news... canceling on your friends is not nearly as bad as you think it is.
Your Workout Playlist
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's on your work out playlist? Marcus, Corey, and Jason all have some very interesting picks on thiers. Plus, if you are going to throw an epic Sup...
Grossest Thing Ever
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tell about the nastiest finds in your office fridge. Plus, the foods and drinks to avoid on your next flight.
High School Reunion Show Off
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Of course the reason to go to a high school reunion is to show off! Why else? Plus, you accidentally added a 2 dollar tip on the touch screen at the c...
I Don’t Need It but I Need It!
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We spend money on the silliest things... stuff we really don't need. Plus, dating tips for the budget conscious crowd.
TV Rules For Couples
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever cheated on your partner by watching ahead on the show you've been watching together? Plus, Corey terrible customer service story... we've all bee...
Don't You Dare Name Our Kid Marisol
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The baby names that are going out of style, and the ones that you would never name your kid because you hated a girl named Marisol in school. Wait, wh...
The Shopping Cart Dilemma
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You find something in a shopping cart that has, apparently, been forgotten. You taking it, or bringing it back to the store? Plus, grandma want some m...
Are You The Judgy Neighbor?
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You are most likely a judgy neighbor because we all have thoughts on this one thing if our neighbors do it. Plus, throwing in the towel on that group ...
The Magical Phrase
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The phrase most used in successful relationships. Can you guess what it is? Plus, annoying driver behavior... we all have those behaviors that bug the...
Ding Ding - You Are Not Paying Attention!
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If an alarm could sound every time your mind drifted from the task at hand, would you be down for it? Plus, the boring and really annoying way to cont...
Screw Adulting!
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you could never have to do one "adulting" thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Plus, guy gets handed a bag of random cash, and he's p...
Injured Again?
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Marcus was in the ER last night. Another embarassing injury? Plus, the workday crash happens a lot sooner than we thought.
Bidet All The Way
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You down for a no TP household? Plus, how do you react when you see a fight in public? ...and a destination wedding where the guests pay? Pass.
Snacks vs Ingredients
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What kind of house did you grow up in? A snacks house, or an ingredients house? Plus, take care of our seniors today... watch how much weed they are s...
Embarrassing Accident
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the most embarassing way you've ever hurt yourself? Bet you can't beat Marcus' stories. Plus, we've seen some bad behavior in the work place, b...
Stormageddon
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Weather was bananas yesterday. Corey experied all 4 seasons in a few hours. This can't be a good sign. Plus, is your boss a "seagull boss"?
Crystal For Dudes
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Corey likes getting her husband the "traditional" anniversary gifts, but what to get a man that's crystal? Plus, the dating app that makes you explain...
Young and Old Agree
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What are those sentiments that both the young and the old can agree on? Plus, you are probably getting too much sleep... now...apparently.
The Walk & See
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have some answers on this maybe creepy guy that wanted to walk Corey home the other night. The "walk and see" guy. Plus, would you be cool with you...
Those Post Holiday Blues
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you sad because Christmas is over? We got you! Well, Jason does, Marcus is frankly glad the holidays are over... because he loves work?Plus, the s...
Marcus is Ready to Bug Out
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Storm watch 2023 and Marcus is ready for anything. Plus, Corey's hubby is a terrible gift reciever.
New Year New Eye Patch
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why did Corey spend the holidays wearing an eye patch? Vanity of course. Plus, Marcus won't do dry January, but maybe damp January?
Bee Problem
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Scared of insects? Corey is deathly afraid of bees and one invaded her home yesterday. Plus, how petty is your mother in law? This lady has yours beat...
Hated That Ending
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You love a TV show... but HATE the ending. A problem we've all had. Plus, how rude is it to not RSVP to a party? ...and how to survive a holiday gathe...
Pro Tips: How to Pretend You Love the Gift You Hate
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is coming, so we all need to master the art of pretending to love a gift you hate. Plus, gift giving at the office, love it or hate it?
House Guest Mistakes
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Holiday get togethers incoming. Don't be that rude guest! Plus, the dangers of using an alarm clock, and the grocery story hack that could save you mo...
Don't Take Marcus to a Party
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus just doesn't understand how to behave in public sometimes. Plus, the shocking amount of exercise you can get away with doing to extend your lif...
The Weighted Blanket Scam?
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out Marcus has been wrong about weighted blankets this whole time. Plus, Corey has a blast from the past yesterday, and... is wearing underwear ...
Foodie + Non Foodie = Trouble?
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Corey's apartment building sent her an email about "gratitudes" for the staff and she has many thoughts. Plus, can a foodie date a non foodie, and bad...