Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

You Were Not Supposed to See That

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever accidentally shown someone an embarassing photo on your phone? Plus, it took 20 years, but the mean girl from high school finally got humbled.

The Return of Sandy!

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

She's in the building folks! Well, no, she's on the phone, but we are talking to THE Sandy Stec today about her upcoming comedy shows in Alameda, and ...

Jerk Level 10/10

04 Apr 2023

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Marcus was doing some petty things on the roadways yesterday. Plus, speaking of driving, which freeway has the worst drivers in the Bay.

Just Killed the Vibe

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What kills the vibe the most at a party? Plus, which Bay Area freeway has the absolute worst drivers.

Don't Get Between a Woman and Her Stylist

31 Mar 2023

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Men, you should know better than to get between and woman and her nail or hair person. Plus, it's Friday, let's celebrate the little things that bring...

Corey's Amazing Update

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey shares a great meeting she had with a surgeon yesterday. Plus, how do we solve the great carry on luggage problem?

The Family Dinner

29 Mar 2023

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Did you sit down to a family dinner every night when you were a kid? Do you do it now as a parent? More and more people don't see the importance of it...

How to Not Be Annoying

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you travel a lot, listen to this to not be an annoying a hole to the TSA agents. Plus, how would you feel if your snoring was secretly recorded?

B.O. for Anxiety?

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you fight against social anxiety, maybe you should stop bathing, and encourage others to do the same. Plus, Corey is a little miffed her father did...

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the worst movie you ever saw, but managed to sit all the way through? Plus, ways to save money that none of us are going to do.

Exercise = Cheating?

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a red flag if your partner starts working out? Corey thinks so. Plus, the Amazon delivery driver that went into a war zone just to keep that pri...

The Case of the Missing Window

22 Mar 2023

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Well Corey lost a window in the storm yesterday. It's cool thought she put a diaper on the broken hole. Plus, best and worst Easter candy.

The Secret to Taking a Day Off

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Science has nailed the perfect day to take off from work, and it's not what you think. Plus, how to not be a jealous partner.

Going Analog

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus deals with what life was like before phones, and Corey opens up about an update on recent biopsy. Plus, can you beat Corey's trip from hell?

Lies! All Lies!

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are those lies your parents told you during childhood? Plus, the strange "hack" when clothes shopping that Marcus swears is genius.

One Minute Is All It Takes!

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Great news! If 5 minutes of exercise is too much for you, now you can get away with even less! Plus, do you judge people for how they park?

I Just Can't Eat That Much

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have a problem with adults eating off the kids menu? Plus, how bad are you at a job if you get fired on your first day??

The Art of Avoiding an Ex

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Cruise avoids his ex's, apparently, and so can you! Plus, how to girl scout cookie season responsibily.

Sleep Divorce

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How many happily married couples are interested in getting a sleep divorce? The number may surprise you. Plus, Corey attempts to reconnect with her ne...

I Can't Afford to Buy Happiness

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out you can buy happiness, but there's a limit. Plus, Corey updates us on her biopsy experience yesterday, and things you should NEVER do over t...

Suck It Daylight Savings

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got some pro tips to lessen the blow of daylight savings but we are not going to follow any of these. Plus, who's ready to jump on a boat for 3 ...

When I Said "Anything" I Didn't Actually Mean It

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It a problem when you tell a friend to reach out if they need anything, and then they actually do. Plus, one of those funny "date me" billboard storie...

Terrible With Money, but a Nice Person!

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You personality says a lot about how financially responsible you are. Plus, Corey is upset with her husband right now, and more of us need to actually...

Improves With Time

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How much time do we really spend on our appearance? Count this number really be accurate? Plus, Corey MIA, and how to not be a terrible houseguest.

In Love With A Friend

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well now you've done it... you've fallen in love with your friend... what do you do? Plus, great news for the weekend! ...wine is good for you! but th...

The Kids Are Coming, Quick, Hide!

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Parents have it tough... sometimes you just need to hide in the bathroom! Plus, the National Park Service is really acting up on Twitter... but is thi...

Seat Swap Protocol

01 Mar 2023

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Lots of people want to swap seats on an airplane, but there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. Plus, Marcus wants to connect with younger people...

How To Quiet Quit... At Home?

28 Feb 2023

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If you really feel like tapping out on all your household responsibilities, we have good news for you... now there's a thing called quiet quitting at ...

It's a Bare Minimum Monday!

27 Feb 2023

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This is a trend? Show up and give it your least for a Monday!? Plus, what's a time that playing dumb really worked out for you?

Reusable TP for the Win??

24 Feb 2023

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Show of hands, who is down for reusable toilet paper? Anyone? Plus, super organized fridges on tik tok are really pissing us off.

These Groceries Are a Workout

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

These every day activities can be as good as the gym, but don't use it as an excuse! Plus, the world you think you know online is a lie.

Baby's First Night!

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey new pup Ryland just spent her first night in her new home. So, how did it go? Plus, we love cheese... don't take it away from us!

New Mommy

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey has a surprise to share! She's expecting! No... not that. Plus, scientifically proven songs to make you happy.

Grown Folks Know

16 Feb 2023

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What's something that you like more and more as you get older? Staying in! Plus, how do you feel about restaurants that don't allow children?

This Friendship is Over

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How to break up with a friend. It's always awkard, but we're going to try to figure this out together. Plus, the sad fact that young people don't care...

Last Minute Valentine's Wins

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oops! You forgot it's Valentine's and now you need a last minute gift. We got you! ...or do we? Plus, what to do when a friendship has run it's course...

Financial Infidelity

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some people say finanicial infidelity is as bad as physical cheating. What!? Plus, Corey's neighbor is holding her Amazon package hostage and we need ...

Quick Exit Stage Left

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to smoothly leave a gathering you are totally done with. Plus, Galentine's Day was created because we take Valentine's way too serious...

Scammin The Kids Menu

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is there a problem with adults ordering off the kids menu? Plus, are you down to live forever? It could be possible soon!

The Most Stressful Time of Day

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On average, what is the most stressful time of the day? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Corey took a side gig yesterday and was fired on her very f...

TV That Gets You Jacked

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are supposed to support our partners with tv and movie suggestions, not freak them the hell out. Plus, how often do you wash your bra... be honest.

The Sibling Move In

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your partner's sibling is about to move in with you... yikes. Plus, good news... canceling on your friends is not nearly as bad as you think it is.

Your Workout Playlist

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's on your work out playlist? Marcus, Corey, and Jason all have some very interesting picks on thiers. Plus, if you are going to throw an epic Sup...

Grossest Thing Ever

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tell about the nastiest finds in your office fridge. Plus, the foods and drinks to avoid on your next flight.

High School Reunion Show Off

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Of course the reason to go to a high school reunion is to show off! Why else? Plus, you accidentally added a 2 dollar tip on the touch screen at the c...

I Don’t Need It but I Need It!

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We spend money on the silliest things... stuff we really don't need. Plus, dating tips for the budget conscious crowd.

TV Rules For Couples

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever cheated on your partner by watching ahead on the show you've been watching together? Plus, Corey terrible customer service story... we've all bee...

Don't You Dare Name Our Kid Marisol

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The baby names that are going out of style, and the ones that you would never name your kid because you hated a girl named Marisol in school. Wait, wh...

The Shopping Cart Dilemma

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You find something in a shopping cart that has, apparently, been forgotten. You taking it, or bringing it back to the store? Plus, grandma want some m...

Are You The Judgy Neighbor?

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You are most likely a judgy neighbor because we all have thoughts on this one thing if our neighbors do it. Plus, throwing in the towel on that group ...

The Magical Phrase

23 Jan 2023

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The phrase most used in successful relationships. Can you guess what it is? Plus, annoying driver behavior... we all have those behaviors that bug the...

Ding Ding - You Are Not Paying Attention!

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If an alarm could sound every time your mind drifted from the task at hand, would you be down for it? Plus, the boring and really annoying way to cont...

Screw Adulting!

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you could never have to do one "adulting" thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Plus, guy gets handed a bag of random cash, and he's p...

Injured Again?

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Marcus was in the ER last night. Another embarassing injury? Plus, the workday crash happens a lot sooner than we thought.

Bidet All The Way

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You down for a no TP household? Plus, how do you react when you see a fight in public? ...and a destination wedding where the guests pay? Pass.

Snacks vs Ingredients

13 Jan 2023

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What kind of house did you grow up in? A snacks house, or an ingredients house? Plus, take care of our seniors today... watch how much weed they are s...

Embarrassing Accident

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the most embarassing way you've ever hurt yourself? Bet you can't beat Marcus' stories. Plus, we've seen some bad behavior in the work place, b...

Stormageddon

11 Jan 2023

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Weather was bananas yesterday. Corey experied all 4 seasons in a few hours. This can't be a good sign. Plus, is your boss a "seagull boss"?

Crystal For Dudes

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Corey likes getting her husband the "traditional" anniversary gifts, but what to get a man that's crystal? Plus, the dating app that makes you explain...

Young and Old Agree

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are those sentiments that both the young and the old can agree on? Plus, you are probably getting too much sleep... now...apparently.

The Walk & See

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have some answers on this maybe creepy guy that wanted to walk Corey home the other night. The "walk and see" guy. Plus, would you be cool with you...

Those Post Holiday Blues

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you sad because Christmas is over? We got you! Well, Jason does, Marcus is frankly glad the holidays are over... because he loves work?Plus, the s...

Marcus is Ready to Bug Out

04 Jan 2023

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Storm watch 2023 and Marcus is ready for anything. Plus, Corey's hubby is a terrible gift reciever.

New Year New Eye Patch

03 Jan 2023

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Why did Corey spend the holidays wearing an eye patch? Vanity of course. Plus, Marcus won't do dry January, but maybe damp January?

Bee Problem

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scared of insects? Corey is deathly afraid of bees and one invaded her home yesterday. Plus, how petty is your mother in law? This lady has yours beat...

Hated That Ending

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You love a TV show... but HATE the ending. A problem we've all had. Plus, how rude is it to not RSVP to a party? ...and how to survive a holiday gathe...

Pro Tips: How to Pretend You Love the Gift You Hate

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas is coming, so we all need to master the art of pretending to love a gift you hate. Plus, gift giving at the office, love it or hate it?

House Guest Mistakes

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Holiday get togethers incoming. Don't be that rude guest! Plus, the dangers of using an alarm clock, and the grocery story hack that could save you mo...

Don't Take Marcus to a Party

12 Dec 2022

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Marcus just doesn't understand how to behave in public sometimes. Plus, the shocking amount of exercise you can get away with doing to extend your lif...

The Weighted Blanket Scam?

09 Dec 2022

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Turns out Marcus has been wrong about weighted blankets this whole time. Plus, Corey has a blast from the past yesterday, and... is wearing underwear ...

Foodie + Non Foodie = Trouble?

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's apartment building sent her an email about "gratitudes" for the staff and she has many thoughts. Plus, can a foodie date a non foodie, and bad...

Christmas Movie Traditions

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the Christmas movie you watch every single year? Plus, are you suffering from "energy leakage"? Sounds gross, but you'll want to hear this.

WORST. SONG. EVER.

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What Christmas song do you HATE? Plus, how hard it really is to have a December birthday.

The Very Best Weekend Ever

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is finding joy again and loving every minute of it. Plus, if you love spicy foods, what that says about your personality.

How NOT To Wake Up Groggy

02 Dec 2022

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This advice to help you wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed is nice, but I dunno if I'm going to do all that! Plus, things our parents told us that w...

The 50% Holiday Rule

01 Dec 2022

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Just follow this "simple" step, and you can help avoid holiday weight gain! Plus, is the stress of hosting holiday events... is it even worth it?

Vapes on a Plane!

30 Nov 2022

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Who vapes on a plane!? Enough that they have a system in place to clean out the craft when it happens, and Corey experienced it first hand this past w...

A Thankful Thanksgiving

29 Nov 2022

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Marcus and all of us took time today to remember his father who passed away over the weekend. Plus, Corey went home to Oregon for the holiday break......

Surviving The Holidays With Family

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to get that crazy family member to stop drinking this Thanksgiving? Hmmm, we're going to try. Plus, she knows she's condescending, and...

Hit 'Em With the Reverse Catfish

15 Nov 2022

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The reverse catfish... is this genius or really slimy? Plus, someone in Corey's life is really putting on a master class in taking advantage of someon...

A 5th Birthday to Remember

14 Nov 2022

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Is Hooter appropriate for a 5th birthday party? Plus, when did you over react to something, and Marcus is laying down the law about dogs in restaurant...

How To Actually Enjoy That Vacation

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you are anything like Marcus, you really stress out when you are on vacation. Corey is here to tell you how silly that is. Plus, is socializing wit...

I Need To Eat (This) To Be Happy

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This list of foods to help with my happiness isn't making me happy. Plus, are you down with small talk at work? If you aren't like Corey, and actually...

You're Cleaning That All Wrong

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You probably consumed some really gross stuff this morning. Here's how often you should be cleaning these really gross things. Plus, it's a mess on th...

Who's Smarter: Night Owl or Early Riser?

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The scientist's have spoken, and we now know who is smarter... the night owl, or the early riser? Plus, could the perfect hangover cure really exist?

The Future of Humanity is Scary

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If we don't put our phones down, the future isn't bright. Plus, are you excited for Black Friday? Do you miss doing the in store thing? A shocking amo...

We Don't Actually Need To Bathe!

02 Nov 2022

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Apparently bathing isn't necessary for health... but do we really want to live in a world where people don't shower? Plus, what's a super popular food...

Life Change on a Whim

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's a spontaneous thing you have done that you still can't believe you did? Plus, hiding lottery winnings from your family, and rookie Halloween ca...

RBF Pro Tips

31 Oct 2022

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Corey really needs to work on the resting B face. Pro tips anyone? Plus, Marcus' first weekend free, and how much rent are you charging your kids?

That'll Rot Your Teeth Out, Kid

28 Oct 2022

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The best and worst Halloween candy... according to a dentist. Plus, how to make that coffee kick in faster on your workday.

That Couples Costume Says Something About You

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What you and your mate choose this Halloween speaks volumes. Plus, these food myths are actually true? ...and video games are actually really good for...

Drop Off Day

26 Oct 2022

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Marcus and his sister had an emotional day dropping off their father at a care home yesterday, but despite everything, Marcus is looking forward to th...

You'll Stay Cold and You'll Like It

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can couples who disagree about the heater actually last? Plus, Corey wants to bail out on Halloween, and buying multiples of the same items of clothin...

My Dog is a Scaredy Cat

24 Oct 2022

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Corey giant dog is scared of flies... can anyone beat that? Plus, just in time for Halloween, you can be buried alive!? For 50K!?

The Silliest Purchase

21 Oct 2022

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What's something you spend way too much on when you KNOW it's a very silly thing to waste your hard earned dollars on? Plus, the start of a Dateline m...

Role Reversal

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What do you think about a lady proposing to a man? Corey thinks it's cool... for someone else. Plus, stress relieving tips that we are not willing to ...

The Price of Politeness

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is what this cafe is doing smart and helping us be better people, or is it just making us more fake? Plus, what are we failing at that the generation ...

This Dog is Judging Me

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your dog is a lot smarter than you think, and she's got you all figured out. Plus, why talking to strangers is great for your mental health.

Secrets From The S/O

17 Oct 2022

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Corey is thinking about getting a dog, and not telling her husband. Plus, how quickly do we give up on our beneficial lifestyle changes, really.

Haunted Bay

14 Oct 2022

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What's the most haunted place in the Bay Area? Plus, are you here for backing into your parking space. Apparently this is very controversial?