Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Christmas Movie Traditions

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the Christmas movie you watch every single year? Plus, are you suffering from "energy leakage"? Sounds gross, but you'll want to hear this.

WORST. SONG. EVER.

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What Christmas song do you HATE? Plus, how hard it really is to have a December birthday.

The Very Best Weekend Ever

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is finding joy again and loving every minute of it. Plus, if you love spicy foods, what that says about your personality.

How NOT To Wake Up Groggy

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This advice to help you wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed is nice, but I dunno if I'm going to do all that! Plus, things our parents told us that w...

The 50% Holiday Rule

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just follow this "simple" step, and you can help avoid holiday weight gain! Plus, is the stress of hosting holiday events... is it even worth it?

Vapes on a Plane!

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Who vapes on a plane!? Enough that they have a system in place to clean out the craft when it happens, and Corey experienced it first hand this past w...

A Thankful Thanksgiving

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus and all of us took time today to remember his father who passed away over the weekend. Plus, Corey went home to Oregon for the holiday break......

Surviving The Holidays With Family

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to get that crazy family member to stop drinking this Thanksgiving? Hmmm, we're going to try. Plus, she knows she's condescending, and...

Hit 'Em With the Reverse Catfish

15 Nov 2022

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The reverse catfish... is this genius or really slimy? Plus, someone in Corey's life is really putting on a master class in taking advantage of someon...

A 5th Birthday to Remember

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is Hooter appropriate for a 5th birthday party? Plus, when did you over react to something, and Marcus is laying down the law about dogs in restaurant...

How To Actually Enjoy That Vacation

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you are anything like Marcus, you really stress out when you are on vacation. Corey is here to tell you how silly that is. Plus, is socializing wit...

I Need To Eat (This) To Be Happy

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This list of foods to help with my happiness isn't making me happy. Plus, are you down with small talk at work? If you aren't like Corey, and actually...

You're Cleaning That All Wrong

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You probably consumed some really gross stuff this morning. Here's how often you should be cleaning these really gross things. Plus, it's a mess on th...

Who's Smarter: Night Owl or Early Riser?

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The scientist's have spoken, and we now know who is smarter... the night owl, or the early riser? Plus, could the perfect hangover cure really exist?

The Future of Humanity is Scary

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If we don't put our phones down, the future isn't bright. Plus, are you excited for Black Friday? Do you miss doing the in store thing? A shocking amo...

We Don't Actually Need To Bathe!

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently bathing isn't necessary for health... but do we really want to live in a world where people don't shower? Plus, what's a super popular food...

Life Change on a Whim

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's a spontaneous thing you have done that you still can't believe you did? Plus, hiding lottery winnings from your family, and rookie Halloween ca...

RBF Pro Tips

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey really needs to work on the resting B face. Pro tips anyone? Plus, Marcus' first weekend free, and how much rent are you charging your kids?

That'll Rot Your Teeth Out, Kid

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The best and worst Halloween candy... according to a dentist. Plus, how to make that coffee kick in faster on your workday.

That Couples Costume Says Something About You

27 Oct 2022

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What you and your mate choose this Halloween speaks volumes. Plus, these food myths are actually true? ...and video games are actually really good for...

Drop Off Day

26 Oct 2022

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Marcus and his sister had an emotional day dropping off their father at a care home yesterday, but despite everything, Marcus is looking forward to th...

You'll Stay Cold and You'll Like It

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can couples who disagree about the heater actually last? Plus, Corey wants to bail out on Halloween, and buying multiples of the same items of clothin...

My Dog is a Scaredy Cat

24 Oct 2022

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Corey giant dog is scared of flies... can anyone beat that? Plus, just in time for Halloween, you can be buried alive!? For 50K!?

The Silliest Purchase

21 Oct 2022

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What's something you spend way too much on when you KNOW it's a very silly thing to waste your hard earned dollars on? Plus, the start of a Dateline m...

Role Reversal

20 Oct 2022

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What do you think about a lady proposing to a man? Corey thinks it's cool... for someone else. Plus, stress relieving tips that we are not willing to ...

The Price of Politeness

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is what this cafe is doing smart and helping us be better people, or is it just making us more fake? Plus, what are we failing at that the generation ...

This Dog is Judging Me

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your dog is a lot smarter than you think, and she's got you all figured out. Plus, why talking to strangers is great for your mental health.

Secrets From The S/O

17 Oct 2022

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Corey is thinking about getting a dog, and not telling her husband. Plus, how quickly do we give up on our beneficial lifestyle changes, really.

Haunted Bay

14 Oct 2022

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What's the most haunted place in the Bay Area? Plus, are you here for backing into your parking space. Apparently this is very controversial?

That Emoji is Making You Look Old

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This one emoji is going to reveal your age, and Corey is mad about this! Plus, what's the worst back handed compliment you have ever received?

The Best Horror Movies

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's your number one scary movie? ...or are you like Marcus and stay far away from horror? Plus, how to control your emotional eating. I mean, if yo...

Offensive or Just Bad Dad Joke?

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We honestly don't know if this is offensive, or just a terrible joke. Plus, eat at the dinner table tonight, you'll be less stressed!

I'm Such a Child

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What child like thing do you still love well into adulthood? Plus, pro tips for getting out of a speeding ticket? ...and Marcus had a great, ish, 10 y...

Eyes Up!

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pay attention when you are walking around today... Corey saw something really scary yesterday that reminded her to keep the phone in your pocket. Plus...

The Worst Halloween Candy is...

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So surprising revelations are coming out about America's taste for Halloween candy. Tootsie Rolls this high on the list? Plus, Corey likes Candy Corn?...

Laundry Robot or Terminator IRL?

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you here for the robot revolution? Marcus and Corey are certainly not, but Jason wants one to make dinner? Plus, Corey might be dressing too young...

Leave Your Dog At Home

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the most annoying thing people do at the grocery store? Marcus & Corey agree on the worst offense. Plus, Corey can not be left alone... she get...

The Ungrateful Gift Receiver

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it even worth it? Giving gift to people that just don't care? Plus, we are way too stressed and our bodies are hating us for it.

Not Sober October

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's just keep it to dry January, OK? We don't need another month. Plus, Corey can attest to hard it is to make friends as an adult.

I Use My Phone While...

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A shocking number of people use their phones while driving... but, confession time, so do we. Plus, what would you do if your in laws came to live wit...

Can't Do Cheap Again

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's something you went big on, and now can never go back to the cheap version? Plus, Corey almost got arrested over the weekend, and... the one chi...

What Kind of Eater Are You?

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a fuel eater or a storm eater? What kind do you want to be? Plus, couples makes excel spreadsheet to help with the household chores, and it ha...

The In Laws Next Door

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Would you want to live next to your in-laws? I could be great, and it could be real bad. Plus, apparently we should be letting our kids get screen tim...

When To Get Your Kid A Phone

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is there a perfect age to allow your kid to have their own phone? A group of moms who have banded together online think so. Plus, Corey has seen naked...

Too Creepy For Halloween?

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Should Jason's kids dress up in a couples costume for Halloween? His wife thinks it's kinda creepy. Plus, science has told us the perfect amount of fr...

Too Soon for Halloween?

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it too soon to put up Halloween decorations? Jason wants to start yesterday. Plus, the things we are tired of pretending we like.

...but do we really want to know what our cats are thinking?

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This cat interpreter app could go sideways pretty quick. Plus, Corey was away for the holiday weekend, and was greeted by the Bay Area HEAT. Also, som...

Fake ID Fun

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey was the queen of the fake ID... her experience seems pretty exciting actually. Plus, how much exercise do I really need to live a long life? It ...

Eating In Bed - Deal Breaker?

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey eats in bed all the time! Is that bad? Plus, Jason has hopes he might be a good father after all, and why a guy is stressed over his fiancé nee...

PSL Season Passion

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is mad... err, passionate about PSL season arriving too soon. Plus, admit it, you've stolen something from a restaurant, right?

Please Stop Airdropping...

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How mad would you be if your international vacation was delayed because someone was airdropping dirty photos? Plus, Corey's husband left town, and Mar...

I'm Going To Quiet Quit, Then You Can Quiet Fire Me

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All this quiet workplace stuff is getting interesting. Plus, it's Furry Fridays, and International Dog day... overload of cuteness! Oh, and is Marcus ...

Starbucks Tips If You Are A Bad Person

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are ways to get free stuff at Starbucks, but what does it say about you if you try any of these? Plus, Marcus has a caregiver for his elderly fa...

Too Late To Eat?

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How late is too late to have your kids at a restaurant? Plus, here's what not to do on your next flight.

Choreplay is a Real Thing

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey just coined the term, "Choreplay"... and it's a real thing. Plus, we've got thoughts on a very uninvolved father, and jealous girlfriends, pleas...

Eating Stuff Outta A Hat

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus & Corey had a great time at the Giants game yesterday eating just... everything. Plus, the tooth fairy is paying out just a bit more these days...

Silently Judging

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're judging people all day... but we mostly stay silent about it. Time to let it out! Plus, how bad does it have to get for you to walk out of a res...

Hubby's Boredom is Corey's Fault?

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is feeling guilty for not entertaining her husband enough. Plus, honeymoons = better marriages, and the number one pro tip for lending money to ...

Pick a Favorite!

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus really tried to get his elderly father to pick a favorite kid this weekend. LOL. Plus, Corey is back from that romantic wine getaway with her h...

That Secret Spending Might Be Good For Your Marriage

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why having that secret credit card might be the best thing for your relationship. Plus, we love doing thing the old way! Where's my Walkman?

I Deserve This

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.

Rental Host Hang Session

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining ...

Well, That Was Quick...

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, real...

Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for...

Put These Kids On A Leash

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plu...

My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!

Having Lunch With a Married Man

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her ...

Did Marcus Survive?

01 Aug 2022

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Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad a...

Billionaire Pro Tips

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this w...

The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbo...

Corey The Nudist?

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you...

Very Scared of Robots

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!

In-N-Out Though?

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your...

What Happened To These Clothes?

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT a...

#SaveFosterCityGeese

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these fa...

Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each...

Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Mar...

This Is An Emergency!

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparen...

Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?

No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a ba...

Corey's Embarrassing Text Message

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remo...

Kissy Face For Health

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt do...

No Number 2 For You

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.

Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this...

Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood....

“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those n...

Corey's Secret Hair Bill

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does deliv...

It's A National Holiday

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we ...

It's Making You Fat At Night

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in th...

Infestation

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty w...

Flight Delay Party

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this w...

Pickle Juice For Health

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try toda...

Party? "Maybe"

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware ro...

Father's Day? What's That?

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad...

Mickey At My Wedding

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.

F Words In Preschool

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?

Marcus AND Corey In The Building!

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people l...

Sandy's Last Show!

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Well this is it! Sandy is outta here! ...and we couldn't be more proud of her. Plus, Marcus checks in to tell us how his surgery went, and what kinda ...

Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I need Fridays off... permanently? Plus, so freaking glad this Johnny Depp trial is over, and Elon Musk is angry in his emails.

You May Now Take Your Wife's Name

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How many gentleman are out there are planning to take their wife's name when they get married? Plus, how to beat that dreaded post vacation depression...