Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

That Emoji is Making You Look Old

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This one emoji is going to reveal your age, and Corey is mad about this! Plus, what's the worst back handed compliment you have ever received?

The Best Horror Movies

12 Oct 2022

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What's your number one scary movie? ...or are you like Marcus and stay far away from horror? Plus, how to control your emotional eating. I mean, if yo...

Offensive or Just Bad Dad Joke?

11 Oct 2022

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We honestly don't know if this is offensive, or just a terrible joke. Plus, eat at the dinner table tonight, you'll be less stressed!

I'm Such a Child

10 Oct 2022

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What child like thing do you still love well into adulthood? Plus, pro tips for getting out of a speeding ticket? ...and Marcus had a great, ish, 10 y...

Eyes Up!

06 Oct 2022

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Pay attention when you are walking around today... Corey saw something really scary yesterday that reminded her to keep the phone in your pocket. Plus...

The Worst Halloween Candy is...

05 Oct 2022

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So surprising revelations are coming out about America's taste for Halloween candy. Tootsie Rolls this high on the list? Plus, Corey likes Candy Corn?...

Laundry Robot or Terminator IRL?

04 Oct 2022

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Are you here for the robot revolution? Marcus and Corey are certainly not, but Jason wants one to make dinner? Plus, Corey might be dressing too young...

Leave Your Dog At Home

03 Oct 2022

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What's the most annoying thing people do at the grocery store? Marcus & Corey agree on the worst offense. Plus, Corey can not be left alone... she get...

The Ungrateful Gift Receiver

29 Sep 2022

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Is it even worth it? Giving gift to people that just don't care? Plus, we are way too stressed and our bodies are hating us for it.

Not Sober October

28 Sep 2022

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Let's just keep it to dry January, OK? We don't need another month. Plus, Corey can attest to hard it is to make friends as an adult.

I Use My Phone While...

27 Sep 2022

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A shocking number of people use their phones while driving... but, confession time, so do we. Plus, what would you do if your in laws came to live wit...

Can't Do Cheap Again

26 Sep 2022

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What's something you went big on, and now can never go back to the cheap version? Plus, Corey almost got arrested over the weekend, and... the one chi...

What Kind of Eater Are You?

23 Sep 2022

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Are you a fuel eater or a storm eater? What kind do you want to be? Plus, couples makes excel spreadsheet to help with the household chores, and it ha...

The In Laws Next Door

22 Sep 2022

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Would you want to live next to your in-laws? I could be great, and it could be real bad. Plus, apparently we should be letting our kids get screen tim...

When To Get Your Kid A Phone

21 Sep 2022

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Is there a perfect age to allow your kid to have their own phone? A group of moms who have banded together online think so. Plus, Corey has seen naked...

Too Creepy For Halloween?

20 Sep 2022

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Should Jason's kids dress up in a couples costume for Halloween? His wife thinks it's kinda creepy. Plus, science has told us the perfect amount of fr...

Too Soon for Halloween?

07 Sep 2022

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Is it too soon to put up Halloween decorations? Jason wants to start yesterday. Plus, the things we are tired of pretending we like.

...but do we really want to know what our cats are thinking?

06 Sep 2022

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This cat interpreter app could go sideways pretty quick. Plus, Corey was away for the holiday weekend, and was greeted by the Bay Area HEAT. Also, som...

Fake ID Fun

06 Sep 2022

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Corey was the queen of the fake ID... her experience seems pretty exciting actually. Plus, how much exercise do I really need to live a long life? It ...

Eating In Bed - Deal Breaker?

31 Aug 2022

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Corey eats in bed all the time! Is that bad? Plus, Jason has hopes he might be a good father after all, and why a guy is stressed over his fiancé nee...

PSL Season Passion

30 Aug 2022

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Corey is mad... err, passionate about PSL season arriving too soon. Plus, admit it, you've stolen something from a restaurant, right?

Please Stop Airdropping...

29 Aug 2022

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How mad would you be if your international vacation was delayed because someone was airdropping dirty photos? Plus, Corey's husband left town, and Mar...

I'm Going To Quiet Quit, Then You Can Quiet Fire Me

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All this quiet workplace stuff is getting interesting. Plus, it's Furry Fridays, and International Dog day... overload of cuteness! Oh, and is Marcus ...

Starbucks Tips If You Are A Bad Person

25 Aug 2022

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There are ways to get free stuff at Starbucks, but what does it say about you if you try any of these? Plus, Marcus has a caregiver for his elderly fa...

Too Late To Eat?

24 Aug 2022

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How late is too late to have your kids at a restaurant? Plus, here's what not to do on your next flight.

Choreplay is a Real Thing

22 Aug 2022

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Corey just coined the term, "Choreplay"... and it's a real thing. Plus, we've got thoughts on a very uninvolved father, and jealous girlfriends, pleas...

Eating Stuff Outta A Hat

19 Aug 2022

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Marcus & Corey had a great time at the Giants game yesterday eating just... everything. Plus, the tooth fairy is paying out just a bit more these days...

Silently Judging

17 Aug 2022

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We're judging people all day... but we mostly stay silent about it. Time to let it out! Plus, how bad does it have to get for you to walk out of a res...

Hubby's Boredom is Corey's Fault?

16 Aug 2022

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Corey is feeling guilty for not entertaining her husband enough. Plus, honeymoons = better marriages, and the number one pro tip for lending money to ...

Pick a Favorite!

15 Aug 2022

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Marcus really tried to get his elderly father to pick a favorite kid this weekend. LOL. Plus, Corey is back from that romantic wine getaway with her h...

That Secret Spending Might Be Good For Your Marriage

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why having that secret credit card might be the best thing for your relationship. Plus, we love doing thing the old way! Where's my Walkman?

I Deserve This

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.

Rental Host Hang Session

10 Aug 2022

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Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining ...

Well, That Was Quick...

09 Aug 2022

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Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, real...

Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for...

Put These Kids On A Leash

04 Aug 2022

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Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plu...

My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You

03 Aug 2022

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Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!

Having Lunch With a Married Man

02 Aug 2022

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Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her ...

Did Marcus Survive?

01 Aug 2022

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Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad a...

Billionaire Pro Tips

29 Jul 2022

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Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this w...

The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning

28 Jul 2022

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If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbo...

Corey The Nudist?

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you...

Very Scared of Robots

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!

In-N-Out Though?

25 Jul 2022

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Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your...

What Happened To These Clothes?

22 Jul 2022

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Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT a...

#SaveFosterCityGeese

21 Jul 2022

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We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these fa...

Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube

20 Jul 2022

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Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each...

Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?

19 Jul 2022

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Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Mar...

This Is An Emergency!

18 Jul 2022

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Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparen...

Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?

No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This

12 Jul 2022

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Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a ba...

Corey's Embarrassing Text Message

11 Jul 2022

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Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remo...

Kissy Face For Health

08 Jul 2022

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Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt do...

No Number 2 For You

06 Jul 2022

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If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.

Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?

05 Jul 2022

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Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this...

Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans

29 Jun 2022

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How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood....

“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those n...

Corey's Secret Hair Bill

27 Jun 2022

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Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does deliv...

It's A National Holiday

24 Jun 2022

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It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we ...

It's Making You Fat At Night

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in th...

Infestation

22 Jun 2022

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Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty w...

Flight Delay Party

21 Jun 2022

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Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this w...

Pickle Juice For Health

14 Jun 2022

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Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try toda...

Party? "Maybe"

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware ro...

Father's Day? What's That?

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad...

Mickey At My Wedding

08 Jun 2022

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I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.

F Words In Preschool

08 Jun 2022

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The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?

Marcus AND Corey In The Building!

06 Jun 2022

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Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people l...

Sandy's Last Show!

03 Jun 2022

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Well this is it! Sandy is outta here! ...and we couldn't be more proud of her. Plus, Marcus checks in to tell us how his surgery went, and what kinda ...

Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I need Fridays off... permanently? Plus, so freaking glad this Johnny Depp trial is over, and Elon Musk is angry in his emails.

You May Now Take Your Wife's Name

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How many gentleman are out there are planning to take their wife's name when they get married? Plus, how to beat that dreaded post vacation depression...

She's In The Building!

31 May 2022

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New host Corey is in the building! Just in time for Marcus to leave for his shoulder surgery!? Plus, Sandy had the time of her life at Silk Sonic in V...

5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date

24 May 2022

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Could this first date story be real? Sandy wants it to be. Plus, how do you spend THIS much in Vegas? ...and some tips if you want to be less terrible...

Break Yourself

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weekends are pretty dangerous for Marcus... he always hurts himself! Plus, we pay our kids to play outside now? OK. I guess. ...and a 1950's book with...

Medium Spree

20 May 2022

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Sandy is a on medium spree! ...but she's having trouble connecting with the other side. Plus, we get charged for crying now? Also, Sandy impulsively b...

Get Off Speaker PLEASE

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black w...

Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!

18 May 2022

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The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marc...

Hot in Vegas

17 May 2022

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Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation...

Gluten Free for Who?

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.

How Well Do You Know Your Wife?

13 May 2022

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Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how t...

He's Definitely Into You

11 May 2022

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If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you f...

Nesting With My Imaginary Boyfriend

10 May 2022

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Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm gett...

The BIG Announcement

09 May 2022

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It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mo...

Oh, Mother's Day is THIS Weekend?

06 May 2022

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Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possi...

Bay Area Exodus

05 May 2022

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The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the ...

What Mom's Want

04 May 2022

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Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know y...

Championship Bagging

03 May 2022

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Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.

Every 4 Months is Cool, Right?

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is ...

Wedding Regret... The First Time Around At Least

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at review...

#1 In Front of Each Other?

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't t...

Turning 40 Crisis

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.

"You May Now Flip The Coin..."

25 Apr 2022

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Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange....

Social Media Told Me To Eat Broccoli

21 Apr 2022

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Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.

Please, No Singing

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a ...

"So, I'm Vegan Now..."

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.

The Hot Cop of Tucson

18 Apr 2022

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Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and S...

20% For Guilt

08 Apr 2022

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It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old sch...

How To Keep Your Man

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social me...

Levitating For Gainz

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupte...

"Can You Talk?"

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower th...