Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

She's In The Building!

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

New host Corey is in the building! Just in time for Marcus to leave for his shoulder surgery!? Plus, Sandy had the time of her life at Silk Sonic in V...

5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Could this first date story be real? Sandy wants it to be. Plus, how do you spend THIS much in Vegas? ...and some tips if you want to be less terrible...

Break Yourself

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weekends are pretty dangerous for Marcus... he always hurts himself! Plus, we pay our kids to play outside now? OK. I guess. ...and a 1950's book with...

Medium Spree

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy is a on medium spree! ...but she's having trouble connecting with the other side. Plus, we get charged for crying now? Also, Sandy impulsively b...

Get Off Speaker PLEASE

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black w...

Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marc...

Hot in Vegas

17 May 2022

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Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation...

Gluten Free for Who?

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.

How Well Do You Know Your Wife?

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how t...

He's Definitely Into You

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you f...

Nesting With My Imaginary Boyfriend

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm gett...

The BIG Announcement

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mo...

Oh, Mother's Day is THIS Weekend?

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possi...

Bay Area Exodus

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the ...

What Mom's Want

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know y...

Championship Bagging

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.

Every 4 Months is Cool, Right?

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is ...

Wedding Regret... The First Time Around At Least

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at review...

#1 In Front of Each Other?

27 Apr 2022

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Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't t...

Turning 40 Crisis

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.

"You May Now Flip The Coin..."

25 Apr 2022

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Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange....

Social Media Told Me To Eat Broccoli

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.

Please, No Singing

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a ...

"So, I'm Vegan Now..."

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.

The Hot Cop of Tucson

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and S...

20% For Guilt

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old sch...

How To Keep Your Man

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social me...

Levitating For Gainz

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupte...

"Can You Talk?"

05 Apr 2022

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Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower th...

New Friend Group Applicant

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you successfully bring a new person into the friend group? Is it even worth it to upset the delicate balance of the group? Plus, Spring Break.....

Congrats, it's an XBOX!

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Video games in the delivery room... red flag? Plus, April Fool's stupidity, and this Grandma says you better get drunk at her funeral but do NOT let B...

The Worst Drivers In History

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are drivers even bigger jerks now? Possibly, but maybe they have always been jerks. Plus, Marcus' Dad casually cussing, and Sandy bring back compassio...

My Dream Cosplay Wedding

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus and Sandy are planning their cosplay wedding. You really want that in your wedding album forever? Plus, the terrible lies men tell, and throupl...

14 Years In Terminal 2

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Airports are kinda magical...but would you want to live there for 14 years just so you could drink and smoke? Plus, Sandy reviews all her worst online...

Beam Me Up Sandy

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Will Smith, or Sandy attending UFO Con... which is the bigger story??? Plus, how cursing loudly can help ease the pain, literally.

Scammin!

23 Mar 2022

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Marcus loves messing with the scammers and he has finally found his people. Plus, how to live with a messy person when you are an absolute clean freak...

Spiders > Snakes

22 Mar 2022

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Sandy is super scared of spiders, but snakes are OK? Plus, guy says work is "unnatural", so he ain't doing it. Travels world on a bike instead. I hate...

Just Trying To Avoid My Family

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Sandy's neighbor always, always in his car?? It's unsettling. Plus, girl scout cookie business savage, and who has the worst traffic in the Bay...

Grease For A Hangover

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here's what not to do after a night of drinking. Wait, I do all of these. Plus, could no-habitation help your relationship?

A Rasher of Bacon

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sandy totally forgot, and Marcus will be eating an Irish breakfast in a few hours which honestly just sounds like, a lot. Plu...

The Stolen Bottle Fiasco Ends

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The great $4K bottle of stolen alcohol has been recovered in San Jose! Plus, Sandy's absolutely terrible Saturday, and everyone is ready for permanent...

Cruise Ship Super Mario

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Could you live on a cruise ship for 20 years? With that food? Plus, do women really do more housework than men?

I know we haven't talk in years, but I need a job...

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you reach out to someone you haven't spoke to in years if you need a favor? Plus, Monday after Spring Forward... wellness check?

"Can You Believe How Insensitive He Is?"

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tips on how to lie your way out of that text message you accidently sent to the wrong person. Plus, how long can you hold it just to avoid using a...

Bored of Meal Prep

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Meal prepping can be great but man o man is it boring. Plus, Marcus has been embracing "girly" things his entire life, and Jason has a moral dilemma i...

Group Text Nightmares

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone actually enjoy the stress of group texting? Plus, how to make friends as a grown up, and couple married for 30 years with 7 kids, but have...

Marcus' Movie Fight

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus just couldn't help himself yesterday. He HAD to confront an annoying guy at the movie theater. So, how badly did this end? Plus, another time c...

Weekend On The Mountain

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is back from the big ski trip... but it involved a trip to the ER? Plus, these gas prices at hitting like 7 bucks? ...and even one drink a day ...

One Pushup Per Day

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is headed off to his first ski trip in 18 years, and he is not prepared at all. Embarrassment incoming. Plus, I really didn't have to know all ...

Everything But The Regift

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus just regifted something to Sandy... that SHE gave him. Awkward or nah? Plus, you are doing this parenting thing all wrong.

You Made It Gross

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What do you refuse to share with you partner? Marcus & Jason's wives don't want them touching their bathroom supplies. Plus, it's that easy for a 9 ye...

98 Weeks Late

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone "liked" a photo of Marcus' that is 98 weeks old. Flattering or creepy? Plus, girl scout cookie drama out there in the streets.

No Phone, No Problem

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy went phone free all weekend long, and loved it! Plus, upgrading your seat and leaving your wife behind... is that ever wise?

"Ideation" ... Is? What?

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the workplace jargon that drives you NUTS? Plus, Marcus is collecting horror stories of kids with phones/social media so he can sleep even less...

I Can Beat Bobby Flay

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A ton of people think they are such good cooks they could hang with the best on TV. Well, OK... Plus, could you be off social media for 6 years? What ...

Looking Forward To Canceling On You

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Most people want nothing to do with... doing things. Plus, pro tips for breaking up with your friend and Hank the Tank: friend or foe?

Christmas On Valentine's?

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I think it's almost illegal to still have your Christmas tree up right now. Plus, no one in the Bay Area is prepared for cold weather, and Sandy brave...

Don't Ski Together

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is really understanding this odd piece of marriage advice. Plus, how bad do you want paid time off? Faking a pregnancy is a good option!

I Want to Sleep, But Not That Bad

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sleep hacks ranked, but I'm not doing THAT on a weekend... no way. Plus, toxic relationship for Valentine's or nah? ...and this new Uber feature is ho...

Swindled For Real?

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is this Tinder Swindler even real? Sandy understands how it could happen though... because it's happened to her. Plus, the danger of changing seats on...

Valentine's Copy/Paste/Done

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Guys put a little more effort into Valentine's Day than copy and pasting the same message to five different women. Plus, Marcus needs to start trainin...

That Halftime Show Was For Us!

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can we talk about that halftime show? That was OUR music! Plus, Sandy is basically a pro athlete now, but she almost didn't make it back from Tahoe th...

Tinder Is Blind

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, but pics matter... for us at least. Plus, big game Saturday? ...and it's finally Friday but did it feel like it took 17 days to get here?

"You're Calling Me!"

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you are texting, you are texting... don't call me. Plus, don't pour a beer on the head of a Muay Thai boxing champion... it won't end well.

V Day Is So Over

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Valentine's Day? I'm over it! ...and so is everyone else? Plus, I really want to be like Amy and quit my job.

I Only Have 3 Seconds

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Last week it was 10 minutes a week, now all I need is 3 seconds of exercise? Sweet. Plus, love is in the air, and we are talking about your proposal s...

The Grossest Word Is...

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy "rages" over the weekend, but it required preparation like an Olympic athlete. Plus, the grossest, ickiest words, and men lingerie for the win o...

V Day Grey Zone

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How to handle the big V Day if you are in a brand new relationship. Plus, is Sandy wrong for thinking babies are not cute?

We Need to Take a Break

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the way to break up... with a friend? We have some "therapist approved" messages you can send them, but wow some of these are savage. Plus, the...

He Doesn't Know It, But We Broke Up

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy has gone through a big relationship, and a big break up recently... the guy didn't know it though. Plus, all those big words Marcus has been usi...

10 Minutes Is All I Got

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

10 minutes and you too can be a zaddy. Plus, Marcus gets roasted by Los Angeles, and too big for Space X?

Embarrassing Bet Heartbreak

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is about to strip down again. Plus, a teenager bests Elon Musk, and Sandy tells the dudes what not to get their lady for Valentine's Day.

Lace Undies FTW?

31 Jan 2022

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Marcus gets roped into a lacy bet, and Sandy feels the pain of a woman with black nail polish.

Marcus Can't Ski

26 Jan 2022

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Marcus is freaked out about this upcoming ski trip. He says he was decent at skiing... the one time he went 20 years ago! Plus, Sandy's got tips on wh...

Watch Out When Marcus Is Mad!

21 Jan 2022

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Marcus felt the need to call someone out in public yesterday who was being rude... and of course it went sideways. Plus, through all the headaches and...

Find This Married Man

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A woman goes viral for a hilarious reason after trying to find her dream man. Plus, didn't we leave awkward Zoom happy hours back in 2020?

Rudest. People. Ever.

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What do airlines passengers do that drives Sandy NUTS!? Plus, your most savage shortest trip ever stories, and Marcus is still figuring out what to do...

Quick Trip to Hawaii ... NBD

18 Jan 2022

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Marcus chilled and got a haircut over the three day weekend, Sandy went to Hawaii!? Showoff! Plus, Marcus claims that he "accidently" broke his Dry Ja...

My Friend List Is Full

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Making friends as an adult is hard! Now science is validating what Marcus has thought for a long time. Plus, Sandy made a bone headed, dangerous mista...

Sleeping In Your Clothes Isn't That Bad?

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus feel vindicated after science answers the question of whether sleeping your clothes is gross or not. Plus, how to deal with your friend that ne...

Maybe You Really SHOULD Be Drinking

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus is not having a great dry January. He should probably just quit. Plus, Sandy returns to the gym and it sucked, and how you use your phone revea...

5.6 Million Problems

11 Jan 2022

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Winning the lottery can be stressful! Just think about all those cousins you never knew you had and all the family vacations for other people you need...

January Munchies

05 Jan 2022

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Marcus is 5 days into Dry January and he already has a major problem. Plus, Sandy expecting? ...and Mom gets a billboard for her single daughter for a...

Cure For The Post Holiday Blues

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Feeling down in the dumps cause Christmas is over? We've got the pro tips to get over the blues! Sort of. Plus, Sandy loves dining alone but her one r...

Stuck In The Storm

03 Jan 2022

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Sandy left California and discovered winter! The problem was, she almost didn't make it back alive. Plus, Marcus stops drinking, and no one can stay u...

Lost In Transit

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy needs her parents Christmas gift to arrive in the mail tomorrow, and she's willing to do illegal things to get it! Plus, how to survive your in-...

$1200 Worth Of Gelato Please

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is this five year old a genius, or nah? Plus, the Bay Area just can not deal with the cold.

Present Count

14 Dec 2021

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Marcus' daughter is all about the Christmas presents this year. She's keeping track and she means business. Plus, how many of us have really given up ...

Martha's Tips For Success

07 Dec 2021

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Martha Stewart has some pro tips for holiday party success... gee she's just like us! Pfft. Also, Sandy wastes money on a terrible Cameo video... or d...

Well, That Was Embarrassing...

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Most embarrassing way you've embarrassed yourself? We've got stories about water bottle and wine bottles doing serious damage. Plus, the thing people ...

A Very Extra Christmas

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How many gifts are too many gifts...for a 2 year old? Plus, Marcus' father tries CBD gummies for the first time.

The Worst Christmas Present Hiding Spot

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Parents: Your kids know where you are hiding all the Christmas presents. Plus, how to get out of that terrible conversation with a stranger.

Mariah Makin' Me Stressed Out

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What Christmas song stresses you the hell out? Plus, Jason wants to break the Christmas present rules, and Sandy is screwing up her work week by doing...

90 Day Famous

29 Nov 2021

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Sandy was emotional on TV last night, plus her father did something over the weekend that wasn't even appropriate for the buffet. Also, the one thing ...

I Can't Even Get Alcohol For $60!!

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Someone claims that a group of 10 people on Thanksgiving should be eating for less than $60? Really? Marcus spends more than that on just alcohol. ......

I Need A Drink

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is it even possible to get through the holidays without drinking? Plus, Sandy makes contact with a ghost, and Chrissy Teigen at it again?

The B Seat

16 Nov 2021

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Sandy got stuck in the B seat twice!? Plus, we apparently think we should be "showered" in gifts, and the best person to get us those gifts? Ourselves...

Thanksgiving Is Over... Please Leave

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The important thing after the Thanksgiving dinner is getting people the hell out of your house. We've got the pro tips! Plus, Marcus says he knows how...

Cheese Enchiladas On A First Date

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dairy on a first date... good idea or bad idea? Sandy thinks she might stay single forever. Plus, run through your crowded office naked, or reveal you...

The Bug Man Calling

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Was Sandy getting hit on by the exterminator? Plus, Christmas trees before Thanksgiving, and how key are leftovers, really?