Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)
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What starts the conversation about interracial dating and family reactions?
Wow, wow, Wes. Chinese girlfriend. Just lead with it. Just lead with it. Chinese girlfriend. Fuck, this guy's a genius. I heard it for three seconds and now I can't forget it. I know. Chinese girlfriend. How sad would you be, though, dude? You're like a maybe 55-year-old black dude and you lose your Chinese girlfriend. That would kill me. I just feel like more so. And again, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like, you know, if I had a Chinese girlfriend, I mean, I'm married. My family would probably disapprove. But if I had a Chinese girlfriend, my family would be like kind of sick. I might get a couple like Chinese girlfriend. But I feel like in a black family to have a Chinese girlfriend, you'd get a mega high five.
Correct me if I'm wrong. From the unks. Oh, from the men.
Yeah, the men would be like, you did it right.
The men would definitely. The women, nah. They don't like that, do they? I think all women don't like seeing their man of race date a other race. Women are quietly racist against. They don't like interracial stuff.
You think white women mind?
Oh, they do. I know they do. Oh, they do? Oh, yeah.
I didn't think they cared.
No, they get mad. They'll tease. They'll get like three glasses of wine and be like, Sam, are you dating a black girl? Yeah. Are you afraid she's going to beat you up? They get like a couple glasses of white wine and all the dad's information just trickles out. Are you afraid he's going to beat you up? Is he going to hit you? I'm in an age gap interracial relationship, so I know.
You think it's harder to lose your girlfriend when you're older or younger?
You mean lose?
Yeah, because you said it's pretty rough on a 55-year-old dude.
To lose your Asian girlfriend. Ah, man.
I think it's rougher when you're young.
Younger, yeah. You lose them easier when you're younger. Yeah, you get it.
Yeah.
I mean, pre-30, every girl's a kind of free agent. Once they kind of hit 30, then they start going like, all right, let me nestle into this sitch.
Right. Because, you know. But then when you're young and you lose them, you didn't really ever really have them, even though you thought you did. True. When you're old and you lose them, you had that.
Yeah. And then it's gone. And that's your final form. She was like, I've seen the flower has fully bloomed. And no thank you from me. That's all you got. I'm going to take my chances dating as a 50-year-old woman. Which probably is no picnic if I had to imagine.
Yeah. People say like, you know, before you date a woman, just like look at her mother. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not going to do that.
I thought the saying was fap to her mother. Oh, yeah. I thought it was before you date a woman, try to fap to her mother. That's the last hurrah of your bachelor party. You and all your boys. But does that mean you truly love your wife that you'd fuck your mom?
You know, baby, I love you so much. I would eat your mom's pussy.
I mean, that is one form, I guess. But that is the saying. Like, you know, if you think her mom's hot. That's what her daughter's going to look like.
Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes they don't pan out.
I would like the opposite. I like to have a very attractive woman with an absolutely busted mom and just sit on the edge of my seat for like 15 years. Waiting for it. Just to watch the transformation.
That's Italians.
Yeah, true. That's Italians.
You just wait for that meatball to cook in the oven, you know? True. Oh, is it all? Sorry, it's all fucked up.
It's okay. We got a little technical difficulties.
Can we have phone books maybe? Or I can do this.
Nah, we can't have that.
You got a cowboy mic? Hey, yo. Yeah, Paul.
Oh, you got it. I'm not having, am I having problems because I'm tall as hell either or no? Now my mic's fine. I think I have a different mic that catches. Dude, thanks for doing it, man. Ben Avery, Kevin Iso. Thank you, Matt. Hell yeah, man. Thank you guys for coming. Sean was telling me that you had some hot takes on the Ethiopian scandal. See, you don't even got the right. Somali, my bad, dude. No, I did. I'm more Ethiopian, I think. Somali. Sorry, I just, dude, I get a little nervous sometimes for 10 years.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What starts the conversation about interracial dating and family reactions?
0:00–10:54
2
How did the hosts react to the Minnesota Somali daycare fraud video?
10:54–19:26
3
What evidence and scandals are discussed about nonprofit and daycare fraud?
19:26–1:08:28
4
Why do they compare Nigerian scams and Nollywood movie culture?
1:08:28–1:13:56