Ep 621 - Landlubbers
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What underwater topics do the hosts discuss?
The Wild, Wild West. Hello. Hey. Hello. Coming to you live on a bright and beautiful Thursday. Wow, it's Thursday. Thursday. Thursday might be my new favorite day of the week. Really? Yeah. What's that about? I love the week. You're just getting ready for the weekend. Here's the thing. Reverse. I love the week.
Reverse.
Reverse. The week is my new. The week's my shit.
Yeah.
The weekend is like, it's cool. It's because you're working on the weekend. I'm working on the weekend. Exactly.
The week. You're way off in the deep end.
I am, man. I have my nice little routine all week, Monday through Friday. My routine, if you could just trap me in glass and let me do my routine every day, put me in the zoo. I'm fine.
I'm so excited about my routine. As soon as I woke up today, drove to Starbucks, hit the Xbox. Perfect, perfect.
How do the hosts feel about their weekly routines?
I'm back. Keep an eye. See if the Rens are back. I don't know if they are.
Oh, no, really?
I got in late last night. I don't know if the Rens are back. God knows what the mayor's doing. He's probably 18. You think he fried him up? That fucking dickhead. I don't know if he'd fry him, Matt.
I'm not... He was sneaking guys in for a bird fry? Yeah, there's... There's been some people here. You gotta look out for little signs of people's lungs. Might be advertising a bird fry.
I don't think he knew I was coming home. Door's locked. He parked me in and he was in Virginia.
What experiences do the hosts share about their recent travels?
Dang. Is he still in VA right now?
I think he's down Virginia way.
What a fucking dick.
Yeah.
He parked you. Where's his keys?
Parked me in. His keys. Under a pile of cummy clothes.
Oh.
Yeah. At a lady's house.
Oh, no, so you had to do... So your routine got disturbed. You had to go now run unnecessary errands. Dude, I'm level 10 angry. As soon as an unnecessary errand disturbs the sanctity of my routine, I am fucking livid.
Tried to find my gamer chair. It's back at his desk. Every monitor on... Game paused. Yo. Guy will leave for a week. Just leave shit on.
That is tight, though. On his tour, he can hold down. I paused my game for this.
He did pause his game for this.
He paused his game. Pausing your game and leaving for five days is crazy. Like, it's an intent.
It has auto-resume, dude. It'll go back. I know. He's just a dickhead.
Christ. He paused his game for this. That's crazy. Five-day pause. It was probably for real like $19 in electricity just to hold this game.
He's got monitors. There's like three computer towers. I walk back there. I am a dad when I walk back there. I'm furious. I walk back and look at all this shit. Electricity bills going through the fucking roof. If the internet's slow at all, I blame him. Everything. He gets blamed for everything.
I remember my parents would bug on the electricity. It was like once a quarter. They would nickel.
How do the hosts deal with interruptions in their routines?
They fucking pasted it to the wall one time. I remember being like, I don't give a fuck. Like, why are you acting like I care? I remember it was on the wall near the basement steps. Like, yo, turn off the basement lights. Turn them all off. Yeah, just an electricity bill. I was like, oh, okay. Just 12 being like, whoa, holy shit.
I should probably think about this. Yeah, I thought it was a massive charge. It's not. It's for real got to be a dollar a month. But it does piss you off when you go, turn the fucking video game off.
I know. That's crazy.
But you couldn't save back then, dude. You had to leave it on.
Yeah, he's running old programs.
Everybody was pausing their game for this back in the day. It's true. You couldn't save, dude. Who had a memory card?
I know. And then there's someone racing your game off the memory card, but their game, that should be up there with treason. That is treasonous. It's crazy. That's treason. Yeah, I'm telling you, it happened to me. Still to this day, it's why I don't really play video games like that. Red Dead Redemption, I was a week of hard work, eight-hour days. Someone erased my shit off my brother's video game. I remember coming, checking, and being like... Yeah. And just being sad for three days and being like, I'm never opening myself up to that possibility ever again.
Yeah, you have to shield yourself.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What underwater topics do the hosts discuss?
0:00–0:48
2
How do the hosts feel about their weekly routines?
0:48–1:23
3
What experiences do the hosts share about their recent travels?
1:23–2:58
4
How do the hosts deal with interruptions in their routines?
2:58–6:00
5
What are the hosts' thoughts on the current state of news and politics?
6:00–10:56
6
How do the hosts describe their experiences at live events?
10:56–13:01
7
What humorous stories do the hosts share about their interactions with fans?
13:01–13:42
8
What reflections do the hosts have about personal growth and health?
13:42–1:02:54