The Future, Rush, Cleaning Without A Permit | Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-26
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June 22nd, 2026. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going, dude? Oh, geez, what's going on there in the fucking states?
Sorry, bad Irish accent. I'm in Belfast right now. I sat on this movie tomorrow, doing a little independent film over here. Had a great time, brought the family over the weekend. We drove up to Ballycastle, got some fish and chips at Morton's, right out of the sea into the oil. Sorry, it's gonna be brutal. Brutal Irish accent the whole way, or whatever the fuck it is I'm doing. Oh my God, what a gorgeous country. It's ridiculous. They shot some of Game of Thrones, the driver was saying, along the way up the coast. They shot some scene up there where they opened some big, there's always some big door in those medieval things, right? There's always a dragon. There's always an evil cunt for a king just drunk with power.
You know? Not unlike all the evil cunts today. Right? It's going to be interesting. You know, I really think that they know that there's a lot more of these Luigi guys coming. And that's why the level of fucking surveillance on your life, they like this shit here where they're going to sync your phone up to your license plate and they're just going to know where the fuck you are at all fucking times. You know, you got to ask yourself, why are they acting like I'm John Gotti? Why are you acting like I have some sort of social club, you know, and I'm hanging out drinking an espresso in Little Italy in the 1980s wearing a shiny fucking suit? I'm not. I'm a fucking jerk-off who goes to work and pays his taxes.
Why do you need to know where the fuck I'm at at all times? Because it's not anything that you or I are doing. It's what they're doing and what they're about to do. They know our reaction. if somehow we all get on the same side, which I don't think we're going to, because there's too many mouth-breathing fucking morons out there that believe anything that CNN or Fox News says. I don't know that we ever get on the same side. And just like the level of lies that are on the internet to try to decipher what's the truth. And I actually think that these evil cunts that are beyond the politicians, I think that they do that. They put out over the top lies about themselves out there.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–8:12
2
What is Bill Burr's travel update and why is he recording from Belfast?
8:12–10:43
3
How does Bill describe the coastal road trip to Ballycastle and local pubs?
10:43–23:27
4
Why does Bill compare Hollywood dystopias to future surveillance concerns?
23:27–40:13
5
How does Bill reflect on performing overseas, acting anxiety, and stand-up sets?
40:13–1:02:21
Speakers
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