Monster in My Podcast

Monster in My Podcast: What's Next

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Monster in My Podcast is going on mothballs for now, to make way for ORB: A Venture Bros. Podcast.

Monster in My Podcast: Wrap Up

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the Malleus Monstrorum more broadly, and look back at its highlights.

Monster in My Podcast: Zu-che-quon

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The black hole at the end of the universe... or at least at the end of this book.

Monster in My Podcast: Zstylzhemgni

18 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Always gonna be a sucker for a swarm.

Monster in My Podcast: Zoth Syra

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The district manager for the Green God Corporation.

Monster in My Podcast: Zoth-Ommog

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Tentacles and the Eldritch Mayhem.

Monster in My Podcast: Zo-Kalar

11 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you ever told someone what to do in the Dreamlands, you're officially a god.

Monster in My Podcast: Zhar & Lloigor

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

August Derleth is lucky he could rip us in half if he wanted to.

Monster in My Podcast: Zathog

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Its throne is an entire planet, but he'll only need the edge.

Monster in My Podcast: Ythogtha

04 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

At the very least, it could scare a bear off if one attacked.

Monster in My Podcast: Yomagn'tho

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our 647th animate flame.

Monster in My Podcast: Tawil At'umr

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The most ancient of the ancient ones, even if it's rude to say it.

Monster in My Podcast: Aforgomon

28 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We pledge our service to Father Time.

Monster in My Podcast: Yog-Sothoth

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Just in case you ever wanted to fight a doorway.

Monster in My Podcast: Yig

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, snakes are pretty scary already.

Monster in My Podcast: Madam Yi

21 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Your face might stick that way!

Monster in My Podcast: Yidhra

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It turns out Kirby is a Great Old One after all.

Monster in My Podcast: Yibb-Tstll

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A dude in the Dreamlands who knows the answer to the one question you don't want to ask.

Monster in My Podcast: Y'golonac

14 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As normal, somwhat neurotic and flabby humans, we take this entry personally.

Monster in My Podcast: Yegg-Ha

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What's more dangerous after it's dead?

Monster in My Podcast: Ycágnisssz

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gentlemen, Azathoth's snitch.

Monster in My Podcast: Yad-Thaddag

07 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Someone grabbed a bedazzler and gave Yog-Sothoth a glow-over.

Monster in My Podcast: Vulthoom

07 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Gotta say, the idea of sleeping for a thousand years sounds pretty good right about now.

Monster in My Podcast: Vorvadoss

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

"What if there was just a dude," said the Dreamlands.

Monster in My Podcast: Vibur

31 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Vibur, no vibing!

Monster in My Podcast: Ut'ulls-Hr'ehr

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Either an ancient god, or what happens to the dairy section two years after the apocalypse hits your local grocery store.

Monster in My Podcast: Ubbo-Sathla

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The twin brother that Azathoth never calls.

Monster in My Podcast: Ubb

24 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Just a cthonian on his grind, shooting for the top, unaware that the elitists in management think poorly of him because of his name.

Monster in My Podcast: Tulzscha

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Indistinguishable from a sewer gas leak.

Monster in My Podcast: Tsathoggua

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Just because you know the name, doesn't mean there's a lot to say.

Monster in My Podcast: Tru'nembra

17 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

God is on the radio.

Monster in My Podcast: Tamash

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There's no difference between a very good wizard and the god of wizards.

Monster in My Podcast: Summanus

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's papa Saddler with the potty tentacle.

Monster in My Podcast: Star Mother

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Fewer stars and mothers are involved than you'd expect, but way more boats.

Monster in My Podcast: Shudde M'ell

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A worm that got so big it became the boss, but maybe not the god.

Monster in My Podcast: Keeper of the Moon Lens

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Accompanied by the Keeper of the Microfiber Cloth.

Monster in My Podcast: Great God Pan

03 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The backwards knees help him fuck good.

Monster in My Podcast: He Who Walks Behind Rows

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We got him from England as part of the avatar exchange program.

Monster in My Podcast: Shub-Niggurath

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mother's day is quite the undertaking.

Monster in My Podcast: Shabbith-Ka

27 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Move over, Simon.

Monster in My Podcast: Sebek

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I'd go to great lengths if a cool hat was involved.

Monster in My Podcast: Saaitii

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Your first mistake was forgetting about Pig Man.

Monster in My Podcast: Robigus

19 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

He's a great host, but don't piss him off unless you want your rug to be more nutritious.

Monster in My Podcast: Rlim Shaikorth

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I'd call it a walking adventure hook if it wasn't a worm.

Monster in My Podcast: Rhan-Tegoth

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Center around the proboscis.

Monster in My Podcast: God of the Red Flux

12 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't be a sap.

Monster in My Podcast: Q'yth-Az

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jesus Christ, Marie, it's a mineral.

Monster in My Podcast: Quachil Uttaus

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The original Dust Man. Eat me, Mega Man 4!

Monster in My Podcast: Pharol

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't waste your bucket brigade on this guy.

Monster in My Podcast: Our Ladies of Sorrow

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

One plausible explanation for why there are three episodes of MIMP per week.

Monster in My Podcast: Othuyeg

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where's all of this midwestern gold?

Monster in My Podcast: Othuum

29 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine settling every dream beef on the planet.

Monster in My Podcast: Lesser Other Gods

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You got your cavorters, and you got your pipers.

Monster in My Podcast: Larvae of the Other Gods

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't talk to me or my many far-flung sons ever again.

Monster in My Podcast: Ossadagowah

22 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Some fundamental and easily avoided misconceptions.

Monster in My Podcast: Oorn

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Derleth... who's officiating these weddings?

Monster in My Podcast: Nyogtha

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It rests comfortably in ambiguity of provenance.

Monster in My Podcast: Nug & Yeb

15 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Do these girls know how to party, or what?

Monster in My Podcast: Wicker Man

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't be fooled, Christopher Lee is also a mask of Nyarlathotep.

Monster in My Podcast: Wailing Writher

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A pillar can only get so interesting.

Monster in My Podcast: Tick Tock Man

08 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You can't clown on the Tick Tock Man.

Monster in My Podcast: Thoth

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I'm suffering from a case of beak envy, you guys. Look at that snoot.

Monster in My Podcast: Tezcatlipoca

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The only scary place to have a mirror is the face.

Monster in My Podcast: Small Crawler

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We love it when a manual negs a monster.

Monster in My Podcast: Skinless One

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nice skin. I think I'll take it.

Monster in My Podcast: Skeletal Horror

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't get too excited by the name.

Monster in My Podcast: Shugoran

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Instant death is a blessing in Call of Cthulhu.

Monster in My Podcast: Set

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode opens with a fight.

Monster in My Podcast: Queen in Red

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Chris de Burgh, we're looking at you.

Monster in My Podcast: Pool of Shadow

17 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out Nyarlathotep is a big fan of Alan Wake.

Monster in My Podcast: Pazzuzu

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is bothersome to people with stinky disaster junk.

Monster in My Podcast: Nyarlathophis

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathotep's thirst for Egyptian blood continues unabated.

Monster in My Podcast: Messenger of the Old Ones

10 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big gooey Bad Year Blimp.

Monster in My Podcast: Lrogg

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's one of those bats, a double bat.

Monster in My Podcast: Kruschtya Equation

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't learn math if you want to live!

Monster in My Podcast: Kokopelli

03 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bring your own turquoise jewelry and Rusted Root bootlegs.

Monster in My Podcast: Jack O'Lantern

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Suddenly, around the world, every pumpkin screamed at once.

Monster in My Podcast: Human Form

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone could be Nyarlathotep. Even you!

Monster in My Podcast: Host

27 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A rare intermediate form.

Monster in My Podcast: Horned Man

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathotep is just greedy for basic concepts.

Monster in My Podcast: High Priest Not to Be Described

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

No, Hastur, the color yellow doesn't BELONG to you!

Monster in My Podcast: Haunter of the Dark

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The headliner at the festival!

Monster in My Podcast: Green Man

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jolly Green giant confirmed as an avatar for Nyarlathotep.

Monster in My Podcast: Floating Horror

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A blooming onion but for cheese.

Monster in My Podcast: Faceless God

13 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Welp, we're sick of Egypt now!

Monster in My Podcast: Effigy of Hate

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathotep knows how to use war to manipulate mankind. No jokes, here, it's just a really good idea.

Monster in My Podcast: Dweller in Darkness

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Try again, August.

Monster in My Podcast: Dark Demon

06 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Why make up a new myth when a perfectly good one is already there?

Monster in My Podcast: Crawling Mist

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Crawling Mist is here in case you miss your flight.

Monster in My Podcast: Bloody Tongue

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathotep is a motorboatin' son of a bitch.

Monster in My Podcast: Bloated Woman

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't let Nyarlathotep catfish you.

Monster in My Podcast: Black Wind

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Once a year seems a bit much.

Monster in My Podcast: Black Pharaoh

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the match of the millennia! Pharaoh versus podcaster! Fight!

Monster in My Podcast: Black Man

21 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

That's him in the corner.

Monster in My Podcast: Black Lion

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This book haaaaates Egypt.

Monster in My Podcast: Black Demon

17 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Not to be confused with the Dark Demon, which comes later.

Monster in My Podcast: Black Bull

14 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How many places can Nyarlathotep be at once on judgement day?

Monster in My Podcast: Beast

13 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

No, not that Beast.

Monster in My Podcast: Baron Samedi

10 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathotep's got his thousand eyes on the Big Easy.

Monster in My Podcast: Aku-Shin Kage

07 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It should have been obvious, "Nobunaga" is an anagram of "Nyarlathotep."