Monster in My Podcast

Monster in My Podcast: Ahtu

06 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What if there was a bad tree?

Monster in My Podcast: Nyarlathotep

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nyarlathofest begins! It's the most magical four months of the year.

Monster in My Podcast: N'tse-Kaambl

31 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

She designed that sign you know.

Monster in My Podcast: Nodens

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The important thing to understand is that this is not Odin.

Monster in My Podcast: Nctosa & Nctolhu

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

To be fair, it's jarring to have twins when you're only expecting one kid. You might maroon them in the great red storm of Jupiter, too.

Monster in My Podcast: Nath-Horthath

24 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's yet another Dreamlands dweeb you'd love to give a swirly.

Monster in My Podcast: Mother of Pus

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The only cogent lesson we can take from this book is "stay away from lakes".

Monster in My Podcast: Mordiggian

20 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All that he asks is that you have the decency to stay the fuck down.

Monster in My Podcast: Mnomquah

17 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon. No joke here. It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon.

Monster in My Podcast: M'nagalah

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This guy doesn't just have guts, he IS guts.

Monster in My Podcast: Mh'ithrha

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tindalos makes a steal, taking Fenris away from anime.

Monster in My Podcast: Magnum Innominandum

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I don't know, let's just name the space between things I guess.

Monster in My Podcast: Lobon

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The most bully-able of the gods.

Monster in My Podcast: Monster in My Podcast: Lilith

06 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The patron god of spermjacking.

Monster in My Podcast: Monster in My Podcast: Lam

03 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A big curious gray just needs to borrow you for a second.

Monster in My Podcast: Monster in My Podcast: Kurpannga

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So deep it's down under.

Monster in My Podcast: Kthanid

30 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when Cthulhu glows up.

Monster in My Podcast: Monster in My Podcast: Kassogtha

27 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cthulu's sister and side-squeeze.

Monster in My Podcast: Karakal

25 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A pyromancer with great marketing.

Monster in My Podcast: Juk-Shabb

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A sphere with an identity crisis.

Monster in My Podcast: Snow Thing

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's a storm that summons another storm and I'm dying, you guys.

Monster in My Podcast: Death-Walker

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

Monster in My Podcast: Ithaqua

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

Monster in My Podcast: Isis

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Under no circumstances do you "have to hand it to her".

Monster in My Podcast: Iod

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This cloud has an identity crisis.

Monster in My Podcast: Idh-Yaa

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The woman ol' Cthulhu stepped out on.

Monster in My Podcast: Hzilquoigmnzhah

06 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I defy you to pronounce that.

Monster in My Podcast: Hypnos

05 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Don't sleep wrong.

Monster in My Podcast: The King in Yellow

02 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Obviously the best.

Monster in My Podcast: The Emerald Lama

30 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Someone write a story or book with this guy in it, please.

Monster in My Podcast: Feaster From Afar

28 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Very appropriate for the day before Thanksgiving, when we all become feasters from afar.

Monster in My Podcast: Hastur

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Witness the squid behind the men.

Monster in My Podcast: Hydra

22 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

No, not that one.

Monster in My Podcast: Hastalÿk

20 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Breathe deep and lick a few doorknobs.

Monster in My Podcast: Han

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Careful where you shoot when the fog rolls in.

Monster in My Podcast: Hagarg Ryonis

15 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Decide if whether or not you have a human form before you come to me.

Monster in My Podcast: Groth-Golka

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You're gonna have to do better than "scary bird" in this league.

Monster in My Podcast: Green God

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A transformational salad.

Monster in My Podcast: Gol-Goroth

08 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

He's just so proud of his balls.

Monster in My Podcast: Gog-Hoor

06 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Okay, Frank.

Monster in My Podcast: Gnophkehs

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Like all villains, it's blond.

Monster in My Podcast: Gloon

01 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A Catfish god among catfish gods.

Monster in My Podcast: Glaaki

30 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Big spongy DSLs.

Monster in My Podcast: Ghroth

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When the villain is also the setting.

Monster in My Podcast: Ghizguth

25 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Here comes the testicle monster!

Monster in My Podcast: Ghatanathoa

23 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Just a little peek can't hurt...

Monster in My Podcast: Ghadamon

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A full quarter of Pokemon are gods.

Monster in My Podcast: Fthaggua

18 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hot stuff, comin' through!

Monster in My Podcast: Lesser Elder Gods

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

At least the name is honest.

Monster in My Podcast: Eihort

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

He will not share his labyrinth with you.

Monster in My Podcast: Dho-Spawn

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Stay away from that thicc air.

Monster in My Podcast: Sacred Light

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Here it comes! At a stately rate!

Monster in My Podcast: Daoloth

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When a pattern is a portal.

Monster in My Podcast: Dagon & Hydra

04 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The indignity of sharing an entry.

Monster in My Podcast: Cynothoglys

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We don't have any jokes about the mortician god. It's just a cool idea.

Monster in My Podcast: Cyaegha

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

He has is eye on you!

Monster in My Podcast: Cxaxukluth

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Azathoth's street team, manifest.

Monster in My Podcast: Cthylla

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Lovecraft babies, they'll do the same to you.

Monster in My Podcast: Father-of-all-Sharks

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Proof that Cthulhu lives for drama.

Monster in My Podcast: Corazin

20 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

That's not how electrocardiograms work.

Monster in My Podcast: B'Moth

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The book is really banking on making clouds scary.

Monster in My Podcast: Cthulhu

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hey, it's the mascot!

Monster in My Podcast: Living Flame of Deepest Black

13 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

None. None more black.

Monster in My Podcast: Cthugha

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

He's the Cthulhu you grandma gets you for Christmas by mistake.

Monster in My Podcast: Cloud-Thing

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The only Outer God who can be picked up on doppler radar.

Monster in My Podcast: Chaugnar Faugn

06 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The laziest of the gods.

Monster in My Podcast: Byatis

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who's got two claws, a single tentacle, and something to prove? I can't point at myself because I'm Byatis and I have claws. Life is hell.

Monster in My Podcast: Bugg Shash

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Prospector week begins today, for some reason.

Monster in My Podcast: Bokrug

30 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The doom that came to Sarnath is not to be confused with the DOOM that came from Carmack.

Monster in My Podcast: Blackness From the Stars

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It just wants to go back home.

Monster in My Podcast: Bast

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

She's the cat's pajamas. And also the cat. And also all cats.

Monster in My Podcast: Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Great big scorpion, and practice god.

Monster in My Podcast: Xada-Hgla

22 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Armageddon on a half-shell.

Monster in My Podcast: Azathoth

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The god lucky enough to have his own diegetic theme music.

Monster in My Podcast: Atlach-Nacha

16 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Step aside, Llolth.

Monster in My Podcast: Arwassa

15 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I could only find one image of this god, and its face looked so much like a vagina that I had to pixelate it.

Monster in My Podcast: Ariel

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The truth can be harsh and disturbing!

Monster in My Podcast: Aphoom-Zhah

09 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chrono Cross does not have a monopoly on frozen flames.

Monster in My Podcast: Ancient Ones

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Boyz in Hoodz.

Monster in My Podcast: Abhoth

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

He'll bud you off a buddy.

Monster in My Podcast: Zoogs

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Saved by one delightful phrase.

Monster in My Podcast: Zarr

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who let Battlefield Earth into this book!?!?

Monster in My Podcast: Yuggs

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Don't step to me with those round mouths, people.

Monster in My Podcast: Sons of Yog-Sothoth

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

My large, gelatinous adult sons.

Monster in My Podcast: New Great Race of Yith

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An earnest debate about whether bugs are better than cones.

Monster in My Podcast: Great Race of Yith

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Going on a mind time tourism trip.

Monster in My Podcast: Spawn of Yig

05 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mail your teeth.

Monster in My Podcast: Children of Yig

03 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They're just big snakes.

Monster in My Podcast: Denizens of Yekub

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Worse Yith! Worse Yith! Worse Yith!

Monster in My Podcast: Denizens of Yaddith

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Look closely at the hooded figure.

Monster in My Podcast: Xo Tl'Mi-Go

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This one gets gnarly. Just a heads up.

Monster in My Podcast: Death-Vines of Xiclotl

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nutting with enough velocity to break orbit.

Monster in My Podcast: Beings from Xiclotl

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mostly a story about sewer pipes.

Monster in My Podcast: Worms of the Earth

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Choose your snakeman form!

Monster in My Podcast: The Worm That Walks

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Richard Scarry wrote mythos stories.

Monster in My Podcast: Wendigo

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Just your basic Wendigo. No big deal.

Monster in My Podcast: Watchers

12 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You won't have to worry about your bayou when these fellas are around.

Monster in My Podcast: Voors

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Wave goodbye to the sun.

Monster in My Podcast: Voormis

07 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The missing link's missing link.

Monster in My Podcast: Unspeakable Possessors

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hastur, take the wheel.