Monster in My Podcast

Monster in My Podcast: Typhonian Beasts

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

More of this Egypt shit.

Monster in My Podcast: Tunnelers Below

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The tunnelers above are usually busy building skywalks between hotels and convention centers.

Monster in My Podcast: Scions of Tsathoggua

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Adventures of Doctor Frog and Eldritch Monstrosity Toad.

Monster in My Podcast: Formless Spawn of Tsathoggua

27 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It'll be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's a black blob.

Monster in My Podcast: Trolls (Malleus Montrorum)

24 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An endless parade of yeti.

Monster in My Podcast: Triffids

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Is it from pulp sci-fi? Then throw it in!

Monster in My Podcast: Tree Men of M'bwa

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pour one out for Harold.

Monster in My Podcast: Travelers

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

¡Allí está! ¡Mátalo!

Monster in My Podcast: Tomb-Herd

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Warn your next of kin.

Monster in My Podcast: Tindalosian Hybrids

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You'd look deadlier if you smiled more.

Monster in My Podcast: Lords of Tindalos

10 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Triangle Man hates Particle Man.

Monster in My Podcast: Hounds of Tindalos

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

No, you misheard me. Not an angel dog, and ANGLE dog.

Monster in My Podcast: Things

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Monster in My Podcast: Terrors From Beyond

03 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They're flying through you right now.

Monster in My Podcast: Tcho-Tchos

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

These little fellas have been the worst in every era. Just the pits.

Monster in My Podcast: Swine Folk

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I can't believe how dumb this episode is.

Monster in My Podcast: Star Vampires

26 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

All you need is blood.

Monster in My Podcast: Lurker in the Star Pool

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When this fool's in the pool, it's always Unspeakably Ancient Swim.

Monster in My Podcast: Children of the Sphinx

22 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I find it frustrating that they're called "centaurs" when the "taur" stands for "bull".

Monster in My Podcast: Spectral Hunters

19 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When all you've got is rubbery.

Monster in My Podcast: Spawn of the Winds

19 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When a warm front and a cold front love each other very much...

Monster in My Podcast: Space Eaters

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, here to eat you.

Monster in My Podcast: Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath

12 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Watch out for that tree!

Monster in My Podcast: Proto-Shoggoths

10 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I feel personally attacked by the notion of an amorphous flesh monster.

Monster in My Podcast: Shoggoths

08 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Amoeba, a-you-ba.

Monster in My Podcast: Shantaks

05 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Don't be a quitter.

Monster in My Podcast: Shaggai

03 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Is something bugging you?

Monster in My Podcast: Insects from Shaggai

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When you can't afford the Mi-Go, settle for a near-go.

Monster in My Podcast: Denizens of S'glhou

29 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A being a pure sound, like David Byrne.

Monster in My Podcast: Serpent People

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An empire that spanned the globe but never mattered.

Monster in My Podcast: Seekers

25 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They walk among us.

Monster in My Podcast: Sand-Dwellers

22 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Their wooden backscratchers keep getting worn down to nubs.

Monster in My Podcast: Reptile People

20 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Because every hybrid gets an entry.

Monster in My Podcast: Rat-Things

18 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Koalas aren't just scary because of chlamydia anymore!

Monster in My Podcast: Rat People

15 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

And who could forget dear Rat Boy?

Monster in My Podcast: Petesouchi

13 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Quite literally Bayou Billy.

Monster in My Podcast: Pallid Dancers

11 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pallid dancers, dancing for tanning money.

Monster in My Podcast: Servitors of the Outer Gods

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

And lo the fell heralds ushered in the Old Gods with their mystic song: "Y'All Ready for This?"

Monster in My Podcast: Minions of Othuum

06 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big ball of grabbies in the sky.

Monster in My Podcast: Spawn of Nyogtha

04 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, we ALL turn into shapeless abominations after a few decades of living, right?

Monster in My Podcast: Ny'ghan-Grii

01 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This thing can play a lot of second fiddles with all of those arms.

Monster in My Podcast: Nioth-Korghai

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They could have just called them space vampires and it would have been fine.

Monster in My Podcast: Nightgaunts

25 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Now bringing you weaponized tickles every hour on the hour.

Monster in My Podcast: Nagaae

22 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The thrilling conclusion of the Space Toad suite!

Monster in My Podcast: Mr. Shiny

20 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Meet the new boss, he's actually a Shoggoth.

Monster in My Podcast: Moon-Beasts

18 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Monster in My Podcast: Miri Nigri

15 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Chaugnar Faugn's street team.

Monster in My Podcast: Mind Parasites

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The moon pushes and pulls on our bodies in mysterious ways.

Monster in My Podcast: Mi-Go

11 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Someday something's coming, from way out beyond the stars. It'll kill us while we stand there, and they'll store our brains in mason jars.

Monster in My Podcast: Martians

09 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our second favorite.

Monster in My Podcast: Martense Kin

06 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Get outside a bit.

Monster in My Podcast: Lumens

04 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Which one of you is pranking us by putting a willowisp in every monster manual!?!?

Monster in My Podcast: Lloigor

01 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Invisible catastrophe dragons.

Monster in My Podcast: Inhabitants of L'gy'hx

30 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On Uranus, the Rubiks Cube solves YOU.

Monster in My Podcast: Leng Spiders

28 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Giant Spiders: Now available in purple!

Monster in My Podcast: Men of Leng

25 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The one time where you don't want the plum position.

Monster in My Podcast: People of K'n-yan

23 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Amazing, all-powerful creatures that become laughing stocks just because of their neighborhood.

Monster in My Podcast: Beings of Ib

21 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Ghost Beings of Ib get salty if you leave them out.

Monster in My Podcast: Hyperboreans

18 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's just dudes!

Monster in My Podcast: Hunting Horrors of Nyarlathotep

16 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This terror that hunts.

Monster in My Podcast: Horses of the Invisible

14 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

At the very least these horses belong to someone. The invisible.

Monster in My Podcast: Hell Plant

12 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring one of the best horror tropes.

Monster in My Podcast: Spawn of Hastur

11 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cuddlefish.

Monster in My Podcast: Gyaa-Yothn

07 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hyaa! Ride 'em!

Monster in My Podcast: Gug

04 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A manifestation of Lovecraft's fear of vaginas.

Monster in My Podcast: Children of the Green God

02 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Extremely horny bunnymen are the only monster in this manual worthy of contempt.

Monster in My Podcast: Spawn of the Green Abyss

31 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

If I could teach the Shoggoths to sing in perfect harmony...

Monster in My Podcast: Gof'nn Hupadagh

28 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Goat Men love Scarlet Circles

Monster in My Podcast: Goatswood Gnomes

26 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You got a Winklebottom!?

Monster in My Podcast: Gnoph-Keh

24 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Monster in My Podcast: Gn'icht' Tyaacht

21 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Big spooky tree men.

Monster in My Podcast: Servant of Glaaki

20 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A zombie by any other name still wilts in the sun.

Monster in My Podcast: Ghoul (Malleus Monstrorum)

18 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Mom won't shave me, Jesus can't save me: Dog Faced Boy.

Monster in My Podcast: Ghast

14 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Leaping lizards! Except for the last part, sorta.

Monster in My Podcast: Vile Fungus

12 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Lamisil will not help you here.

Monster in My Podcast: Fosterling of the Old Ones

11 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Faces shouldn't bubble up like that.

Monster in My Podcast: Flying Polyp

07 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free...

Monster in My Podcast: Fishers from Outside

06 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Dorks gonna grab ya.

Monster in My Podcast: Fire Vampire

03 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A possible explanation for spontaneous combustion.

Monster in My Podcast: Elder Thing

30 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Roll out the barrels.

Monster in My Podcast: Broodlings of Eihort

29 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The man was an explosion of bugs.

Monster in My Podcast: Dweller in the Depths

27 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's a messed up tile-puzzle of a creature. Pitiable.

Monster in My Podcast: Dust-Men

24 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Inhale a nightmare, why don't ya!

Monster in My Podcast: Dimensional Shambler

22 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The best damn burglars this side of the veil. Or that side. They oscillate.

Monster in My Podcast: Dholes

19 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

My son is also named Bhole.

Monster in My Podcast: Desh

16 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm not proud of the way this one ends.

Monster in My Podcast: Deep One Hybrids

16 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Mom's in the attic, mom's in the sea.

Monster in My Podcast: Deep Ones

13 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

They look a little green in the gills. Except that means they're healthy.

Monster in My Podcast: Dark Sargassum

10 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

And it spreads and it spreads and it spreads.

Monster in My Podcast: Dark Ones

07 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

BODYJACKING.

Monster in My Podcast: Thralls of Cthulhu

05 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hand yourself over, the perks are amazing.

Monster in My Podcast: Star-Spawn of Cthulhu

02 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Humming, all the way to Reno. You're gonna be a star... spawn.

Monster in My Podcast: Guardians of Crystalizers of Dreams

31 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The episode of the podcast of the Malleus Monstorum of the entry of the Guardians of the Crystalizers of Dreams.

Monster in My Podcast: Crawling Ones

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

These worms just want to see Robocop.

Monster in My Podcast: Colours Out of Space

26 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

And the goat says: You want it when!?

Monster in My Podcast: Cold Ones

24 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Of course we did the needful.

Monster in My Podcast: Chtonians

22 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walk without rhythm, please.

Monster in My Podcast: Children of the Wind

19 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Lil' Stand.

Monster in My Podcast: Brothers of Chaugnar Faugn

17 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You must be this elephanty to get into the elephant club.

Monster in My Podcast: Chakota

15 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Buy your ticket early, you don't want to end up at the bottom of the face pillar.