Gordon Cummins: The Blackout Ripper (Part 1)

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Previously titled “Episode 635: Gordon Cummins: The Blackout Ripper (Part 1)” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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Alina 0:00
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Alina 1:20
Hey, weirdos. I'm Alina. I'm Ash. And this is Morbid.
Ash 1:39
It's morbid. And it's 2025. It's 2025. Yeah, it's been 2025 for like a half of it, I think. Like our last couple episodes, maybe. Like, you know, we don't know.
Alina 1:54
I was going to say, it's a trend. I have no idea where we are. You know what? You know where I'm at.
Ash 2:02
Where are you at? Do you know where I'm at? I'm in a bad place. Oh, no. I'm in a bad, bad place. What place is this? It's the place of I don't have any more of my frosted sugar cookie holiday creamer. I am also in that place, so I commiserate. That creamer from International Delight. International Delight, if you're listening. Please send us some. Help me. Help me get to a good place. Because. They're gone. They're gone. Can't get them. They're absolutely gone. And do you know what happened to me the other day, actually? Oh.
Alina 2:35
I have a feeling I know what happened to you because it might have happened to me as well.
Ash 2:38
Why I oughta. I ordered two on DoorDash and I gave a nice little tip and everything. And I said, if not available, just refund me because I don't want some other bullshit. No. They didn't want to refund me. So the Dasher brought me two random ass fucking... Creamers, which like they were International Delight. And actually, I shouldn't complain because one of them is like Italian sweet cream. Oh, I love this sweet cream. That one's really good. That one's really good. So I'm not super mad. But anyways, International Delight, please send me a whole entire list.
Alina 3:09
stock of the frosted sugar cookie creamer and i second that please please please show that that requires it please i've only had one bottle of it because that's the only bottle i've been able to find this season me too and it's making me upset and you know we gotta shoot our shot here That's the thing. We got to shoot it.
Ash 3:30
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott. There you go. I just office. Nailed it.
Alina 3:38
I did just realize that this is going to come out after the holidays and maybe it won't be available.
Ash 3:42
No, they still have it. I'm sure they do. Okay. I believe you. What do they do with it? I trust you. Then they have the recipe. Yeah, give me it. I don't even care if it's in that fancy bottle. You can just send it to me. In a jug. In a jug, please. In a vat, if you would. Send it to me in a barrel. Just please. Just please. In a keg, if you will. Send me a cow that makes that. I'll milk him. Send me a keg of the Frosted Sugar Cookie. I would keg stand that. I would do a keg stand on that. That's horrifying. One thing I never did is a keg stand. Me neither. I mean, everybody knows that. I know what I was going to say.
Alina 4:16
Is that shocking? Yeah.
Ash 4:19
I used to, but I just didn't do that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, I just really want that. My life is hard without it. Today I did the... My life is hard without it. My life is hard without it. I did this sweet cream today and I made it through. It's only like two o'clock. We're really proud of you. Thanks. Everybody, keep Ashton your thoughts. It's hard. Thank you.

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