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2025 edition it's our first episode it's not the first episode you're listening to in 2025 but it's our first recording from 2025 hey yo it is january 3rd second second yeah it's the second check us out i woke up early i went on a walk on the treadmill this bitch is in her resolution i made breakfast and i never make breakfast i
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