MBMBaM 833: Where Do We Get Travwheat?
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert. But if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids. Which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? One, two, three, it's the start of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's ripened into a precious friendship. Could've never seen what was coming for me Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like Oh It's better, it's better with you. My life It's better, it's better with you This is true all It's better It's better with two
Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me. It's an advice show from the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin M. McElroy. What's up, Trav Nation? It's me, your middleest brother, Travis Big Dog, Wolf Wolf Room V Room Award winning the heater McElroy.
What's up, Trav Nation? It's me your sweet baby brother, thirty under thirty, media luminary, Griffin McElroy. Well.
Whoa. Guys, I d I thought we were past this. I thought for sure we were never gonna return to this particular well. But get out the binoculars. Get out the Griffin. Get out the get out the air rifles. I think my pure imagination's playing tricks on me, Griff.
What is Netflix’s Wonka: The Golden Ticket reality competition?
No, it's not Tim Chalame, he's busy fucking up. No, but we we are on a wonka watch and it's a guys, this is a level five Wonka watch. I'm talking red alert, all hands on deck. Yeah. What is the uh what's the situation we find ourselves in Wonkawise, guys? What's happening in the world? Wonkawise? Wonka Wise. I know this because I've had this show bookmarked with a red alert. a emergency updater on this Netflix series the moment it's live. So
Yeah.
So I mean we're talking about
Wonka the golden ticket.
Yeah, and I I wanna send a big, a big thank you here because I had not heard about this because Justin was apparently gatekeeping it, but uh Nell sent this and I this this is how I learned about it and wanted to talk about it, sent it to our email. Uh good shout, good shout Nell. Good shout, Nell, good picking out Netflix, reality show, yeah, Wonka. Now here's the thing. The prize and this is maybe a little off message for the Wonka movies, but it's a lifetime supply of money. Yeah. Yeah. A lifetime supply of money. That would be c sounds good, no? It'd be cool uh yeah, man, like f like how like
a hundred dollars a day, like how much money is it a stipend? Are they gonna keep a budget for me and check in periodically to be like, Hey Griffin, you've used up this month's supply of money 'cause I already have people who do that too.
me for me. Um are their cost of living increases over like over the every five years? Is Mr. Wonka going to
budget
inflation
into the accounting?
I don't know. Is it as whimsical as a lifetime supply of chocolate? By the way, in this series, Wonka is not depicted, sadly. You do hear, I would say, w Gene Milder, kind of a simulcrum of Gene A it's
Gene A. Ilder is who it is. Uh it's his voice been fed in machines and apparently
sure or is he a hundred percent sure yeah. A hundred percent sure yeah,
because his estate was like, Fucking go for it, dudes. By the way, bros, let me just let's get an affidavit signed between the three of us now to never ever give permission to anyone to resurrect. This is
my this is my living will in this episode. No matter what documents you may find. Put it up in court. Judge, it's me for the past. Don't no AI, okay? Please, please, please.
But yeah, he's putting them through the rigors of uh c factory ownership. And um you know, they're doing all the challenges from the movie. Get big and get big and swollen with juice.
Lick the walls. Lick the walls, you dirty. Lick the walls, you
dirty fucking adult. Oh, by the way, it's all adults, we should say that, so that I can say things like lick the walls, you dirty dogs, and it's okay because everybody's in their thirties to it appears 70s, which makes sense. Which makes sense because it's that's what the movie is
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:50
2
What is Netflix’s Wonka: The Golden Ticket reality competition?
1:50–11:21
3
How can a teacher safely break up a fight between middle school students?
11:21–17:42
4
How can musicians keep a friendly rivalry going after a competitor leaves?
17:42–19:27
5
Can you turn yourself into your own rival to stay motivated?
19:27–21:41
6
What is Travis’s Travchaff segment, and how do the brothers rate his jokes?
21:41–33:03
7
What are Arby’s steak nuggets, and what is horsey ranch sauce?
33:03–44:44
8
How do you join a group that hikes in medieval armor?
44:44–58:53