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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Captain Joanne, Jordyn Woods & Squirrels

03 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What updates do Vogue and Joanne share from their recent travels?

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This is a Global Player original podcast.

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15.671 - 49.178 Vogue Williams

Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosts of Me, with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally. I'm Jo. I'm Jo. Can I say something quickly, Bryce? Is it about my hair? No. Oh, well it should be. We've taken our medication, listeners. We don't know what happened on the last pod, but when Joanne and I don't concentrate, we have real problems with finishing off topics.

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49.818 - 59.559 Vogue Williams

And Joanne usually, of course, corrects me, but I don't ever course correct her because that's how I converse in my everyday life. But we are going to finish topics today.

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59.579 - 65.009 Joanne McNally

Oh, I'm so glad you said it. Because I forgot to say it, but I meant to say it.

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Chapter 2: How do Vogue and Joanne address feedback from their last episode?

65.049 - 74.244 Vogue Williams

Well, it was very difficult for us to stop talking. And obviously, Joanne is quite good at stopping me going off course. I'm not good at stopping her going off course.

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74.284 - 75.246 Joanne McNally

Yeah, you were on one.

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75.361 - 105.132 Vogue Williams

excuse me Joanne you were definitely worse than me I read some of the comments oh shit people commented on the state of the podcast no well there was like we always have a bit of misinformation but it turns out there was an awful lot of misinformation so it's a full fake news full fake news but I'm going to just do a correction corner for everybody okay so one person commented ladies your whirlwind of misinformation makes me hell the bush the Justin Bieber and Usher fighting picture was a high

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105.112 - 135.793 Vogue Williams

Oh, no. Oh, no. We'll let TMZ figure that out for us. TMZ will tell us what was happening. So that was AI. And Joanne, who was so sure of this. And there were no Hemsworths in The Housemaid. Now, I watched The Housemaid on your recommendation. Very much enjoyed. And yes, really liked Sidney Sweeney. And I didn't like her in the last thing I saw. And she's back in the room for me.

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136.193 - 139.899 Vogue Williams

She's back in the room. I think it's... No, it's not Glenn Powell.

Chapter 3: What corrections do they make regarding previous misinformation?

140.179 - 141.261 Vogue Williams

Who's in The Housemaid?

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141.821 - 146.806 Joanne McNally

Glenn Powell's the one with the teeny tiny mouth and no lips. Brandon Sclenar?

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147.868 - 167.248 Vogue Williams

Excuse the pronunciation. That's a lot, isn't it? Brandon Sclenar. Bran. Bran or whatever. And he was also in It Ends With Us. And The Housemaid, Joanne, very much enjoyed. I also watched The Conjuring, the new one on the plane. And I always wondered why you watch scary movies on the plane, Joanne. I get it now. Because...

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167.228 - 186.925 Vogue Williams

everyone's around you so you're not scared and the ghosts can't catch you okay I'll have to fact check you there Vogue I don't watch scary movies on planes I watch Air Crash Investigation Joanne I've sat beside you on planes and you're watching the most frightening things I've ever seen in my life and then she falls asleep to them like it's a lullaby

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187.09 - 198.535 Joanne McNally

Yes, I like to listen to trauma. But when I have air crash investigation, I listen to air crash investigation on airplanes, on long hauls, because then I feel it's too ironic to have a plane crash.

199.73 - 209.386 Vogue Williams

I understand Do you know what I mean? Yeah More comments Cormac said last week's ep was a masterclass in the inability to finish one topic Do you know what folk?

209.406 - 217.519 Joanne McNally

Do you know what folk? Before you continue with this annihilation of our podcast The next one is my favourite and I am not going anywhere until I say it to you

217.499 - 227.459 Vogue Williams

Go on, go on. I did, as a big fan, I did try and say this to you. Eva said, Joanne, it's Wu-Tang Clan, not Clang.

227.659 - 230.185 Joanne McNally

Obviously, I know that, Eva, I am a huge fan.

Chapter 4: What are Vogue's thoughts on the show 'The Housemaid'?

230.485 - 234.012 Joanne McNally

But because I am a huge fan of theirs, they said I can do what I want.

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234.032 - 235.776 Vogue Williams

Did they?

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235.96 - 255.647 Joanne McNally

Do you know what, Vogue? I don't, okay, look, obviously we struggle with finishing things. I, Joe, is that not your job? What is your job, Joe? Is it not your job to pause us and take little notes with your little golf pencil? Yeah, and say, girls, you haven't, don't call us girls, it's quite condescending.

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I don't.

256.428 - 272.151 Joanne McNally

Ladies. Not ladies, that's a bit old. I prefer girlies, girly-wordies. If Joe called us girly-wordies. Joe, I want you to call me a girly-wordy. Joe, I want you to call me a girly-wordy. No, because I'd be sick. Sorry, I'm not doing role play. I'm right here.

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That is my job, but not when I'm on holiday, which I was. Oh, fair. Yeah, OK. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was. He was. I forgot you weren't on that record. Fine, Joe. Fine, fine, fine. Have your level.

287.488 - 306.906 Vogue Williams

I really, I actually really enjoyed watching you try and place blame on other people. Last one was from Louise. And she said, conspiracy theorists think that Disney only made the movie Frozen so that if people Googled Disney Frozen, the film would come up and not articles about Walt Disney being frozen after death.

307.088 - 310.495 Joanne McNally

We don't deal in facts. We deal in suggested memes.

Chapter 5: Why does Joanne prefer watching scary movies on planes?

416.082 - 432.346 Vogue Williams

Isn't he being done for stuff? Oh, for fuck's sake. That wasn't totally left field about Marilyn Manson, I don't think. Some people are like, what the fuck? Like Bill Gates, I still can't believe that he was on the plane. But there you go. But Marilyn Manson, I'm kind of like, hmm.

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432.566 - 434.008 Joanne McNally

Was Marilyn on the island show?

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434.157 - 438.684 Vogue Williams

No, Marlon wasn't on the island, but there's something. Go on, Joe, tell us what it is. Check the allegations.

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438.964 - 444.433 Joanne McNally

Jesus Christ. Joe, would you mind sending us through a list of men that don't have allegations against them and we can just work off that?

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Yeah, it'd be a lot easier that way.

447.137 - 449.861 Joanne McNally

Send me the 10 safe names we can actually talk about on the podcast.

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Numerous allegations of sexual, physical and psychological abuse from several women. Of course. Criminal investigation concluded in 2025 with no charges filed due to lack of evidence and expired statutes of limitations.

463.542 - 473.817 Joanne McNally

Well, we wouldn't be a fan of his. I was going to announce a new podcast where I get to the bottom of the rumour about Marilyn Manson removing his rib to suck himself off and I will now backtrack.

474.016 - 485.19 Vogue Williams

Could you do Richard Gere instead by any chance? That would be, I think Richard would really appreciate that. And to have that rumour taken back would be quite nice for him. To hamster up the hours? Yep.

Chapter 6: What recent conspiracy theories are Vogue and Joanne discussing?

692.159 - 693.561 Joanne McNally

I'm the team captain both.

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694.243 - 694.763 Vogue Williams

Fantastic.

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694.944 - 696.046 Joanne McNally

Are you proud of me?

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696.066 - 697.829 Vogue Williams

Of course I'm proud of you, but that's where you belong.

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698.269 - 720.45 Joanne McNally

I've never captained... Is your dad right? I should have been doing this six years ago. I've never captained anything in my life, not even a sports day. I've done about two panel shows in my entire career to say I'm unqualified for the job. Anyway, it was very, it was very intense. It was very full on. We recorded six episodes in four, one, two, three, four, yeah, six episodes in four days.

721.292 - 736.764 Joanne McNally

Garou came over, he was writing with me on it and I locked in, like I locked in as the kids would say, like I locked in. We were up really early. We were working really late. I had him on the Ritalin, blah, blah, blah. And then we finished, we had the last two episodes yesterday and then I locked out.

737.405 - 739.952 Vogue Williams

I locked out. Well, it's important to do that.

740.033 - 750.307 Joanne McNally

I unplugged from the Matrix and locked out. That's why I'm wearing the sunglasses if anyone's wondering why I'm blind again. Anyway, Liv Davey, who was doing my hair and makeup, she was like, do you want to put the stenos in that Hadley got you? And I was like, I do. Now they look a bit shit now.

750.327 - 773.557 Vogue Williams

I think they still look good. Do you think? Yeah, I got them stuck. Look, I got them stuck into my head and I went quite long, but mine are in forever. You need to get them in forever. Hello everybody and welcome. Oh, I told you I was swanking her mic off.

Chapter 7: What bizarre news stories do they share about Florida?

1020.247 - 1022.05 Joanne McNally

Barts is, oh, well, come here to me.

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1022.651 - 1044.664 Vogue Williams

So loads of the girl, loads of the girly wordies. forward beyond the women the ground women forward beyond someone's Insta story so basically I was on the beach I was telling this to Amber as well but I was on the beach and got chatting to this woman and they were staying in this villa it's the nicest one in the Eden Rock it's massive it's like this huge party villa it's

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1044.644 - 1057.504 Vogue Williams

It's actually going to be on the vlog this week. It is the most insane. I did it. I did a tour. How's the vlog going? The vlog is going really well. Everyone's so nice in the comments on YouTube. Oh my God, it's so different.

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1057.825 - 1063.84 Joanne McNally

It is kind of, it is kind of nice feel good content. I will say, sorry, I'm just stroking my hair. That's what we do. Carry on, mate.

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1063.92 - 1084.895 Vogue Williams

But I went in. So basically there was a gap because it's always sold out. Someone's always in it. And I went in during like when they're kind of doing the room changeover because I wanted to record it for my vlog because it is the most insane villa. It's on the beach in Eden Rock and it's got this massive pool and then you've got all the beach front in front of it.

1084.935 - 1089.282 Vogue Williams

There are all your chairs and like it's got six bedrooms. It's a huge party villa.

1089.262 - 1095.431 Joanne McNally

So, but who'd be going, like, I mean, that to me sounds like kind of Macron would be going. Like, who could afford, like, who's going there?

1095.511 - 1096.813 Vogue Williams

Well, I'll tell you who was there.

1096.833 - 1102.241 Joanne McNally

Can me and Joe, if me and Joe went to Airbnb at now, what would be looking at cost-wise?

Chapter 8: How does Vogue describe her experience in St. Barts?

1353.816 - 1356.379 Vogue Williams

And you had to send this message to 12 of your friends. Do you not remember that?

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1356.629 - 1359.133 Joanne McNally

Yeah, of course I do. The chain letters.

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1359.494 - 1381.81 Vogue Williams

Yeah. So there's a Kris Jenner one, but Kris Jenner is like this goddess over in China now. And I think it's because she's so successful herself that people think that she is the epitome of wealth and success. So everyone is just posting about her being like, if you want to be really successful, you've got to post Kris Jenner. Send her to me. I'll reshare it. Yeah. Yeah.

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1383.325 - 1388.03 Vogue Williams

Post this five times and you'll get whatever you want.

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1388.05 - 1390.832 Joanne McNally

I was thinking the other day, because you know the way I love to get scammed?

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Yeah.

1392.134 - 1409.451 Joanne McNally

And I was like, it's kind of mad that I haven't had a Nigerian prince in my emails of yet. And I was going to say, I would respond so quickly if I did that they would think that I was a scam. Do you know what I mean? Like I would give money to them so quickly that they'd be like, oh, she's the police, obviously. And they would back away.

1415.05 - 1417.476 Vogue Williams

Hang on a second, I'm just going to go get a Coke and some marshmallows.

1420.062 - 1428.884 Joanne McNally

I just love that Vogue's energy reboot is some Diet Coke and some marshmallows and mine is a pint of rosé and a Ritalin.

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