Champagne At Joanne's
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What happens at Joanne's housewarming party?
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Woo! Are you going to talk about Stephen Bartlett? Yes!
I'd be good at it. Imagine me, Peggy. You'd be brilliant.
I would be good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I would. I already know. Yeah. You wouldn't even need the strap on.
I know.
He just, he boils my blood. Jesus Christ, I hope he never bumped into him. Maybe I fancy him.
Say hello and welcome.
Are we on? Are we up? We're on, yeah. Are we up? Yeah. So this is like the, do you know when you're in school, you'd have the non-uniform days? Yeah. And it felt like just chaos.
They call it a mufti day over here.
What?
Yeah, mufti day. My kids have it on Friday.
That's not true.
Jo, isn't it called a mufti day over here? Mufti day. They don't think about muft the way we do. Mufti day.
Yeah.
Yeah. where it doesn't even make any sense they call knickknacks what do you call them again ring ring ginger or something oh uh as in knocking on people's doors yeah that that varies ring ring ginger knock knock ginger
Ratties Jesus Christ You were fucking dragged up Jo Ratties on your new road Why do we get a few drinks I'm just going to meet the neighbours I did a ratty No do you know what Do you know what blows my mind I was actually speaking about I was doing research For this other thing the other day And I was talking about The fact that I used to Knock around to the neighbours house And when they'd open I'd just start singing and dancing
Oh yeah, I used to do that too, but I'd have a box for charity.
How do Vogue and Joanne celebrate with champagne?
Oh, I don't know, charity box. I'd be like, charity.
I just wanted to get signed. Seven years of age. But like, I have to say, if a child knocked on my door now and started singing and dancing, I don't know, I guess I'd have to listen to them. You'd feel like you're going to get in trouble for it. That if you don't, like I'm just surprised at the generosity of the neighbours that they actually put up with that shit. Some of them would invite me in and let me do it in the sitting room.
You see, you just couldn't get away with that name.
I'm like, you've got to pick a pocket or two. I think I was playing the spoons at one point.
Oh my God, Gina at Mary Black. I'm going to get her. Magnificent. She played all her bangers and she really, she left me hanging because at the end she went off and she said goodbye. Then she came back on and she did one song and I was like, oh my God, she's not doing my favorite song. She edged you. I was like, I honestly was like, where's past the point of rescue? How could she not do that song?
I'm not as familiar with her work as you are.
It's a glorious song. It's an absolute banger. Sent us all out on a high and it was the last song she played.
Oh, she teased you and then came out and sang it.
She teased me. But Spenny and I are having a wedding anniversary. when it's our 10 year wedding anniversary in our new house and I was like maybe I'll get Mary Black I know she's retired well you'd smart the mumble for the 40th I'd love Mary Black for the for the wedding anniversary would you actually would you book her I would love her she might not want to do it though she didn't really want to do the 40th she said no before there's there's previous there she got it beep beep beep I don't really want to do that here's Bob offering me another 300 quid to sing in her garden 300 quid I wish I know yeah I forget why I brought up Mary Black because this is what we do Jo why did I bring up Mary Black
I was talking about... Oh! We went from Mufti Day or whatever it's called. I was saying, we are in my house. We are recording in my house. That's where it started. Okay. How you got to Mary Black? I don't know.
We're going to keep an eye on this, listeners. Okay?
That was our first fault. We are in my house.
What are the housewarming gifts unwrapped during the episode?
Joe suggested we film in a house and we were like, oh my God, this is so much better. And then I was like, I could get Joe to help me. There's a couple of boxes and I need a mirror board upstairs. And...
That's why we're here. Yeah.
I can't lift. I'm pregnant. I'm not even joking. Oh, watch. And you hadn't seen the house?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens at Joanne's housewarming party?
0:02–1:39
2
How do Vogue and Joanne celebrate with champagne?
1:39–3:42
3
What are the housewarming gifts unwrapped during the episode?
3:42–6:28
4
How do Vogue and Joanne discuss their childhood antics?
6:28–8:49
5
What are the highlights from the Steven Bartlett conversation?
8:49–10:52
6
How do they react to Stephen Bartlett's recent comments?
10:52–13:58
7
What funny stories do they share about drunken antics?
13:58–16:38
8
What reflections do they have on Susan Boyle's comeback?
16:38–39:59