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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Christmas Party, Debris & Ping-Pong

19 Dec 2025

41 min duration
8448 words
4 speakers
19 Dec 2025
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It's all crept up a bit this year, don't you find? Before anyone had time to plan anything, the 'MTGM Christmas Party' was in full swing.... Consisting of a couple of glasses enjoyed virtually, as though it was 2020 or something. No matter! There's still time for some 2026 predictions and an update on one of Joanne's obsessions.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the MTGM Christmas Party?

2.427 - 5.394 Oscar Piastri

This is a Global Player Original Podcast.

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16.118 - 27.027 Vogue Williams

Hello and welcome to the Ghosted Christmas Party podcast. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, Anne. Featuring Joanne, whose mic is again muted.

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27.629 - 36.067 Joanne McNally

My mic's very much swinging to the left. It's very Conor McGregor penis Cody today. Have you noticed that? I can't get it back. I can't get it pointing straight. It keeps slipping off to the left.

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36.649 - 40.517 Unknown

At the moment, it's too flaccid. It needs to be pointing more up.

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41.138 - 43.481 Vogue Williams

Joanne, you asked for a flaccid. You asked for it.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts reflect on their year and upcoming predictions?

43.881 - 46.064 Vogue Williams

I'm not wearing any line.

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46.084 - 49.168 Unknown

It needs to be further upwards than the Mull of Kintyre.

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49.589 - 56.577 Joanne McNally

This is the most action I've had, Jo. I just want you to know. I'm pleased for you. If you don't call me after this, I'll be very disappointed.

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57.739 - 63.179 Vogue Williams

Okay, can we say cheers now? Rudely interrupted my speech. Oh, sorry, Vogue.

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63.199 - 73.765 Joanne McNally

I have a whole speech. I just want to say, Vogue's drinking out of a champagne flute. I'm drinking gin out of a broken cup. And Jo's drinking a pint of ale. I think we've all made the right brand choices for ourselves.

75.509 - 77.454 Vogue Williams

I would like to say, well done, everybody.

Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their drinking choices?

77.654 - 96.82 Vogue Williams

We have made it to the end of the year. This is always the toughest part, it seems, because everyone is completely out of steam. Yet for some reason, this is the part of the year that we've decided to ram absolutely everything in. I'd like to say thank you to all the listeners. Your sound, as always, we really appreciate you. We've really enjoyed recording pods.

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96.84 - 110.857 Vogue Williams

And Joanne and Joe, I feel extremely lucky that I get to work with you two every week because last night I was in a bit of a shitter when we were doing the bonus and I got off the phone. I texted Joanne. I should have texted you, Joe. Sorry, saying it now. And I said, you know what?

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110.877 - 113.22 Unknown

I was in a foul.

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113.24 - 115.122 Joanne McNally

Text the organ grinder, not the monkey. Go on.

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116.232 - 122.865 Vogue Williams

I said I was in a fowler and so stressed and feeling anxious, got on and did the pod and I felt so good after it.

Chapter 4: What are the challenges of planning holiday gatherings?

123.406 - 134.747 Vogue Williams

And I would just like to say I appreciate all of you for allowing us to be able to do this and I appreciate you two for allowing me to be able to do it. So cheers and happy Christmas and New Year's and to a great 2026 for all.

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135.469 - 139.236 Joanne McNally

Hear, hear. She called me a human beta blocker. I'm basically like her little therapy dog.

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140.195 - 156.744 Vogue Williams

Yeah, I'm going to start bringing her around. I don't pay for her on flights. I don't pay for her. No. Someone, Joanne, Louisa just said to me today, I'm doing some content for Ferry. And I was, I sent over my content and Louisa was like, do we need to get Joanne's anxious, preoccupied bag and manage her?

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156.764 - 162.574 Joanne McNally

Is it in the shoot? Is it in the ad? Yeah. I just use it for everything.

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Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to predictions for 2026?

163.887 - 183.371 Joanne McNally

Gerard Farrelly told me this. I'll double check he doesn't mind me saying it on this podcast. I don't know if he wants to use it somewhere else. But he wanted to bring his cat boots on a plane as a therapy and he was trying to get it across the line as a therapy animal. And they're like, that's not a therapy animal. And he said, what constitutes a therapy animal?

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183.391 - 185.155 Joanne McNally

And the one behind the rest said, a little jacket.

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185.816 - 186.137 Oscar Piastri

Oh, interesting.

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186.157 - 195.818 Joanne McNally

So if you put me in a little jacket, folk, you can bring me on anything you want for free, allegedly. And I have a little jacket. A little jacket? Nothing you have is little, but...

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195.798 - 201.306 Vogue Williams

Well, I'm talking about autos. I'd put you in one of Otto's jackets. He's got a fantastic gilet that would look great with your eyes.

Chapter 6: What are the predictions for the future of social media?

201.727 - 211.522 Joanne McNally

Cut it open and strap it onto my back. A little jacket. That's all you need to bring an animal on an airplane. Ten little jackets. This is my therapy comedian. Yeah. This is my therapy family.

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211.923 - 215.308 Vogue Williams

I can't get Bertie back to Ireland. That's a great way of getting her back to Ireland.

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215.288 - 231.884 Joanne McNally

just for the listeners who can't, they can't see, but if we're going on the YouTube, I have, as I do every Christmas, bang on, no more than Michael Bublé and Mariah Carey are going to land into your speaker. I have my under-eye dermatitis. Actually, all over the eye dermatitis this time. I don't know what it is. Is it in the air? Is it the snow?

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the impact of AI on entertainment?

231.944 - 235.068 Joanne McNally

Is it... It's probably the booze, let's face it.

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235.088 - 238.132 Vogue Williams

Yes, I was going to say, are we going to go there? It's the air.

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238.973 - 247.384 Joanne McNally

Yeah, I guess at Christmas. It's the change in temperature. Even my body has limits. It's actually reassuring, to be honest. So, yeah, I've had some sort of reaction again.

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247.404 - 254.813 Vogue Williams

Your body goes all... Your body trucks along all year long, never complains. It's only at Christmas it says, it's time to give this bitch some dry eye.

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254.877 - 263.194 Joanne McNally

That's actually so true. It never set. My body just kind of, it cockroaches its way forward. And then every last week in December, it's like, ah, here, fuck off, will you? Yeah.

Chapter 8: What closing thoughts do the hosts share about the holiday season?

263.534 - 286.438 Joanne McNally

Enough. Don't. So I'd like to make a speech. Okay. I'd love to hear it. Yeah. I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, I'll be in the three arena December 12th, 2026. Tickets are on sale. I'm also about extra dates in Bristol, Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds. Thank you. Emotional. Thank you all. That was incredibly sweet.

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286.618 - 295.633 Vogue Williams

Happy Christmas. God bless everyone. So kind. I'm glad that I've put in all these hours of work with you, you stupid bastards. Can I edit my speech?

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295.613 - 297.075 Joanne McNally

Here's to Vogue.

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299.338 - 306.248 Vogue Williams

Who will be at the Three Arena on December 12, 2026. And I'm very excited. Right after Boston.

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306.288 - 312.457 Joanne McNally

Here's me plugging my Three Arena and Kevin Bridges comes in, adds three a week after mine and sells two out in three days.

313.839 - 314.72 Vogue Williams

The Three Arena.

314.76 - 320.098 Joanne McNally

Two of Three Arena's gone in two days. Oh my God, I have to go and see Kevin.

320.859 - 328.074 Vogue Williams

Kevin, like we're friends. I would like to go and see him in the Apollo. So that is down to you to organize and I would like to go.

328.495 - 331.321 Joanne McNally

Is he doing the Apollo? I wouldn't have thought he was doing the Apollo.

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