Christmas Party, Debris & Ping-Pong
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What are the highlights of the MTGM Christmas Party?
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Hello and welcome to the Ghosted Christmas Party podcast. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, Anne. Featuring Joanne, whose mic is again muted.
My mic's very much swinging to the left. It's very Conor McGregor penis Cody today. Have you noticed that? I can't get it back. I can't get it pointing straight. It keeps slipping off to the left.
At the moment, it's too flaccid. It needs to be pointing more up.
Joanne, you asked for a flaccid. You asked for it.
How do the hosts reflect on their year and upcoming predictions?
I'm not wearing any line.
It needs to be further upwards than the Mull of Kintyre.
This is the most action I've had, Jo. I just want you to know. I'm pleased for you. If you don't call me after this, I'll be very disappointed.
Okay, can we say cheers now? Rudely interrupted my speech. Oh, sorry, Vogue.
I have a whole speech. I just want to say, Vogue's drinking out of a champagne flute. I'm drinking gin out of a broken cup. And Jo's drinking a pint of ale. I think we've all made the right brand choices for ourselves.
I would like to say, well done, everybody.
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their drinking choices?
We have made it to the end of the year. This is always the toughest part, it seems, because everyone is completely out of steam. Yet for some reason, this is the part of the year that we've decided to ram absolutely everything in. I'd like to say thank you to all the listeners. Your sound, as always, we really appreciate you. We've really enjoyed recording pods. And Joanne and Joe, I feel extremely lucky that I get to work with you two every week because last night I was in a bit of a shitter when we were doing the bonus and I got off the phone. I texted Joanne. I should have texted you, Joe. Sorry, saying it now. And I said, you know what?
I was in a foul.
Text the organ grinder, not the monkey. Go on.
I said I was in a fowler and so stressed and feeling anxious, got on and did the pod and I felt so good after it.
What are the challenges of planning holiday gatherings?
And I would just like to say I appreciate all of you for allowing us to be able to do this and I appreciate you two for allowing me to be able to do it. So cheers and happy Christmas and New Year's and to a great 2026 for all.
Hear, hear. She called me a human beta blocker. I'm basically like her little therapy dog.
Yeah, I'm going to start bringing her around. I don't pay for her on flights. I don't pay for her. No. Someone, Joanne, Louisa just said to me today, I'm doing some content for Ferry. And I was, I sent over my content and Louisa was like, do we need to get Joanne's anxious, preoccupied bag and manage her?
Is it in the shoot? Is it in the ad? Yeah. I just use it for everything.
How does the conversation shift to predictions for 2026?
Gerard Farrelly told me this. I'll double check he doesn't mind me saying it on this podcast. I don't know if he wants to use it somewhere else. But he wanted to bring his cat boots on a plane as a therapy and he was trying to get it across the line as a therapy animal. And they're like, that's not a therapy animal. And he said, what constitutes a therapy animal? And the one behind the rest said, a little jacket.
Oh, interesting.
So if you put me in a little jacket, folk, you can bring me on anything you want for free, allegedly. And I have a little jacket. A little jacket? Nothing you have is little, but...
Well, I'm talking about autos. I'd put you in one of Otto's jackets. He's got a fantastic gilet that would look great with your eyes.
What are the predictions for the future of social media?
Cut it open and strap it onto my back. A little jacket. That's all you need to bring an animal on an airplane. Ten little jackets. This is my therapy comedian. Yeah. This is my therapy family.
I can't get Bertie back to Ireland. That's a great way of getting her back to Ireland.
just for the listeners who can't, they can't see, but if we're going on the YouTube, I have, as I do every Christmas, bang on, no more than Michael Bublé and Mariah Carey are going to land into your speaker. I have my under-eye dermatitis. Actually, all over the eye dermatitis this time. I don't know what it is. Is it in the air? Is it the snow?
How do the hosts discuss the impact of AI on entertainment?
Is it... It's probably the booze, let's face it.
Yes, I was going to say, are we going to go there? It's the air.
Yeah, I guess at Christmas.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the MTGM Christmas Party?
0:02–0:43
2
How do the hosts reflect on their year and upcoming predictions?
0:43–1:17
3
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their drinking choices?
1:17–2:03
4
What are the challenges of planning holiday gatherings?
2:03–2:43
5
How does the conversation shift to predictions for 2026?
2:43–3:21
6
What are the predictions for the future of social media?
3:21–3:51
7
How do the hosts discuss the impact of AI on entertainment?
3:51–4:23
8
What closing thoughts do the hosts share about the holiday season?
4:23–41:38