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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "A third person..."

17 Dec 2025

25 min duration
4919 words
3 speakers
17 Dec 2025
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It's a late in the evening record and that means one thing: Vogue is drinking milk and is getting ready for bed. Despite that, there's plenty of time to discuss a listener's problem... Is three a good idea? Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

2.427 - 5.373 Unknown

This is a Global Player original podcast.

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6.856 - 17.938 Vogue Williams

Hello everybody and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, Joanne McNally and Jo Atwell.

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20.973 - 41.023 Joanne McNally

talking to Red Richardson about it and she's like tagging some guy and she's like couldn't do it without this guy he cleans up all the scenes and your man's like hi like it's just so weird anyway well we're just having a quick chat about Bonnie Blue which is how we start all our podcasts with Joanne I find the whole thing interesting you know which job would you prefer

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41.341 - 71.226 Vogue Williams

cleaning up the scenes of Bonnie Blue or there are people that clean up the scenes on the jungle when we are trawling through fish guts and offal and loads of like smelly old meat and all the other stuff like cockroaches and stuff like that. I think I'd prefer Bonnie Blue. Well, it would obviously depend on the fee. on the regularity of the... Same fee, everything is the same.

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71.546 - 74.709 Vogue Williams

Everything will be the same. It will take the same amount of time, same fee, everything.

75.25 - 82.877 Joanne McNally

She's getting annoyed when you don't play the game. She's like, no, no, same fee. Stop looking into it. Yeah, yeah, stop overthinking it. Just say something.

83.578 - 85.6 Unknown

Is it just the once or is it every day?

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about cleaning up crime scenes?

87.522 - 96.39 Vogue Williams

Guys, it's a fucking... It's a full-time job, okay? A full-time job of normal hours that people do nine to five.

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96.421 - 121.416 Joanne McNally

I'd rather clean up the Bonnie Blue crime scenes because... Me too. Yeah, I mean, let's face it, as a woman, I've done that already, so who cares? Really, to that extent? Ah, yeah, I've lived. I went to university. I haven't lived enough, obviously. I spent a week in Ibiza. I've lived. I've put my time in. And also, I'm quite, I think...

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121.598 - 129.388 Joanne McNally

I have the ability to do it because I follow a lot of crimes. Well, one main crime scene Instagram account.

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130.289 - 135.536 Vogue Williams

So you think you'd be good at cleaning? Well, do you know what? I'm considering getting pregnant again.

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135.556 - 156.059 Joanne McNally

So maybe the body blue job would be right up my street. Well, if you want me to gather some of it for you, I can, if that's what you're asking. Your kindness knows no bounds, Joanne McNally. We'll get you knocked up, whether it's Spencer or someone else. We'll do it. We'll do it. If it's me sweeping out Bonnie Blue's bedrooms, that's fine.

157.421 - 170.524 Joanne McNally

By the way, just before, if we're talking about male semen, did you, Jo, have you watched the show on the Puff Diary, the Puff Reckoning? The 50 Cent thing? I haven't watched it yet. Is it amazing?

170.804 - 171.906 Unknown

Is it disturbing?

171.886 - 190.348 Joanne McNally

Well, firstly, apparently he killed Biggie on Tupac, which I did not know. Now, I wasn't, it's not like, you know, hip hop's not my, it's not exactly my celebrity mastermind specialist topic, but I did not know. But anyway, there was a sex worker in it who was hired for years to ride your one that he was going out with for years. The girl that he was very violent with.

190.869 - 191.73 Vogue Williams

Yeah, Cassie.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of adding a third person in a relationship?

216.874 - 220.742 Vogue Williams

You have me doing a podcast at eight o'clock at night. I'm in my bedtime routine.

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221.245 - 223.609 Unknown

She's having it straight from the udder because it's bedtime.

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223.669 - 243.263 Joanne McNally

Yeah. Worms be damned. Like your man, Daniel Watson's face. Do you remember that story we read out that someone said they saw him hungover? Daniel Radcliffe woke up in a field after a heavy night and he was so hungover. Do you know that hangover thirst that he sucked the milk straight out of his udder?

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244.786 - 250.034 Vogue Williams

I heard of somebody drinking the water from an iron and I thought I'd probably do that.

251.235 - 274.489 Joanne McNally

Oh, when the hangover thirst kicks in, you'd be soaking it from the faucet of a train. You don't care. I'd be drinking it from the toilet so I wouldn't give a shite. But anyway, your mom, they were collecting the semen and one day he said he just was like, I know you've paid the fee and it's not really up to me what you do with the semen, but can I ask what you do with it? And

274.469 - 289.452 Joanne McNally

Puffy got very defensive and he's like, we do what we want. We like to play with it and drink it and we do what we want with it. Yeah. Now, and then he said after he asked, they never collected it again. Now, isn't that one of the strangest things you've ever heard?

289.693 - 316.826 Vogue Williams

I find the whole thing strange, but I also find 50 Cent going on about how much he despises Puff Daddy and he's like this sexual predator and this awful person. But he went to Conor McGregor's pub after all the allegations happened. And I'm like, which side are you on, pal? Interesting. Listen, and I used to love 50 Cent. And then I saw him do that and I thought, oh, I don't love you anymore.

316.866 - 318.949 Vogue Williams

I wouldn't even go to your concert now. Oh, no.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to a listener's dilemma about a third person?

322.512 - 352.72 Joanne McNally

what are your revenge levels from the scale of 0 to 50 cent maybe laugh there's a lot of your pattiness levels on the scale of 0 to 50 cent if there was a holding a grudge level 0 to 50 cent I'd be up there with 50 yeah it's just the way he just keeps grinning he's just grinning he loves every single second of it He is the cat who got all the cream.

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353.442 - 361.64 Joanne McNally

And they're like, what do you think Sean would think about this series? He goes, I think he'd think it was the greatest thing he's ever seen.

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361.66 - 364.666 Vogue Williams

I haven't watched it. Is it out yet? I actually haven't watched it.

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364.686 - 375.177 Joanne McNally

Yeah, it's out. It's out and about. It's living its life. Oh my God. It is very good. It's very, it's really good. It's like, it's, you know, he was proper. He's a proper baddie.

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375.197 - 393.977 Vogue Williams

Oh yeah, of course he is. I actually, I just started a new book and I'm always going on about books, but I did just start a new book. So now I'm not reading anything and it is the coolest front cover and the coolest name of a book. It's called Slags. Oh yeah, I know. Oh, I just love the cover and everything. I'm like, that's just so perfect. It's a great name. Yeah, it's really, really good.

393.997 - 399.931 Vogue Williams

So I've just started reading that and it's pretty good for anyone who's looking for a Christmas gift. Give a slag. Slags.

400.312 - 405.163 Joanne McNally

Give a slag. Gift yourself a slag for Christmas. I'm reading Kathy Burke's book.

Chapter 5: What are the potential challenges of introducing a third person in the bedroom?

406.807 - 440.86 Joanne McNally

You were reading that last week. Oh, was I? Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. sorry I'm so sorry or Sarah Jessica Parker 60 bucks a day for the Pulitzer calm down I want to be Richard and Judy and you're just not playing ball take that back you've already finished Kathy Burke sorry sorry well I'm also writing a book in my defence don't bring that up again is that ok I'm making art folk

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440.84 - 470.565 Joanne McNally

Fair I just can't wait to read it It will happen I know it will happen I know it will It'll fucking Legally it has to Anyway Unlegal mumbo jumbo Oh gasp I haven't signed anything. They're like, you signed loads of shit. Oh, did I? Okay. This is the problem with digital signatures. It feels like it's nothing. It's like Apple Pay. Oh, Joanne, you signed it all, honey. You signed everything.

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470.846 - 471.246 Joanne McNally

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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472.127 - 481.099 Vogue Williams

Who's checking this? I'm doing my management. I'm like, who's that person? Am I meant to sign this? And they're like, yes, you can sign that one. Or no, we don't know who that is. I was like, well, I nearly signed that, whatever that was.

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482.12 - 482.22

What?

482.656 - 493.501 Vogue Williams

Well, I get loads of things. I'll sign this for, like, release forms and stuff for TV. And I'm just like, hmm, I don't know that name. Oh, I'd sign anything. I know. We shouldn't really say that. We wouldn't sign anything.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about relationship dynamics?

493.521 - 494.845 Vogue Williams

We'd get our lawyers to check over.

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494.925 - 495.727 Joanne McNally

Sorry, yes, of course.

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495.747 - 498.172 Vogue Williams

It's what we do. Our legal team.

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498.313 - 500.137 Joanne McNally

I'm like, chat GBT.

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500.177 - 514.259 Vogue Williams

What's this? My favorite thing about ChatGBT, and I know everyone uses it for different things, is when I notice that people have used it for a caption or for a response to a text. And I'm like, oh, that's my favorite.

514.279 - 530.442 Joanne McNally

Yeah, because they don't take the dashes out. It's saying that it's a proper problem because you're kind of taking the thought process out of a lot of kind of human responses and stuff. Like we're a bit old to the tooth now. We're We will use it, I'm sure. And we should use it because it's not going anywhere.

530.843 - 542.907 Joanne McNally

But they're saying that like the kind of the couple of generations behind where we were forced to make contact, small talk ourselves, that they're really, they're just, they're just basically two chat GBTs talking to each other.

542.927 - 547.155 Vogue Williams

I have met somebody recently and they are younger than me.

547.692 - 576.298 Vogue Williams

and I thought to myself you sound surprised that anyone's younger than you do they look younger than me but they just didn't ask any questions and not just to me to other people and I thought I wouldn't want to sit beside you at a dinner party because you know when people are like that and it's like you just have no interest in anybody else and it's actually it's not endearing in the slightest I'm not going to try and prize you open like a locked chest like fucking give me something here pal yeah

Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the concept of sexual fulfillment?

637.417 - 650.642 Vogue Williams

And so they're like, oh my God, tell me about that. And I'm like, well, Like, tell me about that TV show. I'm like, well, it's a lot of hurry up and wait is how I would describe TV. Quick, we're late, we're late. And then you're like, oh, why am I sitting here for three hours and doing nothing?

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650.662 - 665.702 Joanne McNally

Yeah. My thing is that I find some friends, they're like, well, I wouldn't ask because you're so busy. I'm like, I'm not that. Like, yeah, I'm busy, but I'm busy and I'm on my own a lot. I still want my friends to, you know, check in, invite me to things.

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666.239 - 687.562 Vogue Williams

Yeah, so you can politely... Oh, my God. No, no, go. It's the door. It's the door ringing. Is it weird that I'm too scared to answer at 8.20? Do you not have a Google doorbell? No. I'd have a drone. Like, what? You should have security. 8.20? I'm not answering that. I'm too scared. It's not weird to be scared. Spenny's away tonight. I'm not answering that. God knows who it could be.

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688.243 - 690.686 Vogue Williams

Okay, if I don't come back in two minutes, you know I'm dead. Oh, my God.

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Chapter 8: What conclusions do the hosts reach about relationships and communication?

690.706 - 692.888 Vogue Williams

This is so scream-coded. I love it.

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693.172 - 695.455 Joanne McNally

Don't run upstairs. There's no way out.

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695.595 - 697.117 Unknown

Yeah, they always run upstairs.

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697.258 - 712.699 Vogue Williams

Yeah. Don't lie to Maria. Do you know what? I don't feel comfortable. I'm not doing it. I've decided. I'm sorry. I'm not. It's 20 past eight at night. There's no way. When I was growing up with Neil, if anyone rang our phone after nine o'clock at night, they were getting it in the neck and I'd be there and I could hear it and I'd be...

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712.679 - 737.59 Joanne McNally

actually and i'm like oh no she's going down tonight yeah poor neil he ran a very tight ship my god well i keep a giant kitchen knife at tricia's transformation kitchen knife by the door um in case any delivery drivers get a little fresh i'll fucking stop them yeah last week we were coming talking about them coming in with a flaccid penis and now we're talking were we

738.818 - 742.164 Unknown

Do you remember that? I can verify that.

742.184 - 748.596 Joanne McNally

What can I say? I'm hot and cold. I'm hot and cold. It's up and down with me. Very on and off, John.

748.916 - 756.49 Unknown

Any poor delivery driver who heard last week's podcast and thought, well, you know, it could be on, was stabbed in the face.

756.47 - 768.81 Joanne McNally

Yeah, I wouldn't go in the face in case it was a breakdown in communication. There's often a language barrier. If they were maybe just trying to use the bathroom or something like that. But I would stab them right in the chest. I'm more scared of the ghost anyway than the real people.

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