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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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talking to Red Richardson about it and she's like tagging some guy and she's like couldn't do it without this guy he cleans up all the scenes and your man's like hi like it's just so weird anyway well we're just having a quick chat about Bonnie Blue which is how we start all our podcasts with Joanne I find the whole thing interesting you know which job would you prefer
cleaning up the scenes of Bonnie Blue or there are people that clean up the scenes on the jungle when we are trawling through fish guts and offal and loads of like smelly old meat and all the other stuff like cockroaches and stuff like that. I think I'd prefer Bonnie Blue. Well, it would obviously depend on the fee. on the regularity of the... Same fee, everything is the same.
Everything will be the same. It will take the same amount of time, same fee, everything.
She's getting annoyed when you don't play the game. She's like, no, no, same fee. Stop looking into it. Yeah, yeah, stop overthinking it. Just say something.
Is it just the once or is it every day?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about cleaning up crime scenes?
Guys, it's a fucking... It's a full-time job, okay? A full-time job of normal hours that people do nine to five.
I'd rather clean up the Bonnie Blue crime scenes because... Me too. Yeah, I mean, let's face it, as a woman, I've done that already, so who cares? Really, to that extent? Ah, yeah, I've lived. I went to university. I haven't lived enough, obviously. I spent a week in Ibiza. I've lived. I've put my time in. And also, I'm quite, I think...
I have the ability to do it because I follow a lot of crimes. Well, one main crime scene Instagram account.
So you think you'd be good at cleaning? Well, do you know what? I'm considering getting pregnant again.
So maybe the body blue job would be right up my street. Well, if you want me to gather some of it for you, I can, if that's what you're asking. Your kindness knows no bounds, Joanne McNally. We'll get you knocked up, whether it's Spencer or someone else. We'll do it. We'll do it. If it's me sweeping out Bonnie Blue's bedrooms, that's fine.
By the way, just before, if we're talking about male semen, did you, Jo, have you watched the show on the Puff Diary, the Puff Reckoning? The 50 Cent thing? I haven't watched it yet. Is it amazing?
Is it disturbing?
Well, firstly, apparently he killed Biggie on Tupac, which I did not know. Now, I wasn't, it's not like, you know, hip hop's not my, it's not exactly my celebrity mastermind specialist topic, but I did not know. But anyway, there was a sex worker in it who was hired for years to ride your one that he was going out with for years. The girl that he was very violent with.
Yeah, Cassie.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of adding a third person in a relationship?
You have me doing a podcast at eight o'clock at night. I'm in my bedtime routine.
She's having it straight from the udder because it's bedtime.
Yeah. Worms be damned. Like your man, Daniel Watson's face. Do you remember that story we read out that someone said they saw him hungover? Daniel Radcliffe woke up in a field after a heavy night and he was so hungover. Do you know that hangover thirst that he sucked the milk straight out of his udder?
Yeah.
I heard of somebody drinking the water from an iron and I thought I'd probably do that.
Oh, when the hangover thirst kicks in, you'd be soaking it from the faucet of a train. You don't care. I'd be drinking it from the toilet so I wouldn't give a shite. But anyway, your mom, they were collecting the semen and one day he said he just was like, I know you've paid the fee and it's not really up to me what you do with the semen, but can I ask what you do with it? And
Puffy got very defensive and he's like, we do what we want. We like to play with it and drink it and we do what we want with it. Yeah. Now, and then he said after he asked, they never collected it again. Now, isn't that one of the strangest things you've ever heard?
I find the whole thing strange, but I also find 50 Cent going on about how much he despises Puff Daddy and he's like this sexual predator and this awful person. But he went to Conor McGregor's pub after all the allegations happened. And I'm like, which side are you on, pal? Interesting. Listen, and I used to love 50 Cent. And then I saw him do that and I thought, oh, I don't love you anymore.
I wouldn't even go to your concert now. Oh, no.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to a listener's dilemma about a third person?
what are your revenge levels from the scale of 0 to 50 cent maybe laugh there's a lot of your pattiness levels on the scale of 0 to 50 cent if there was a holding a grudge level 0 to 50 cent I'd be up there with 50 yeah it's just the way he just keeps grinning he's just grinning he loves every single second of it He is the cat who got all the cream.
And they're like, what do you think Sean would think about this series? He goes, I think he'd think it was the greatest thing he's ever seen.
I haven't watched it. Is it out yet? I actually haven't watched it.
Yeah, it's out. It's out and about. It's living its life. Oh my God. It is very good. It's very, it's really good. It's like, it's, you know, he was proper. He's a proper baddie.
Oh yeah, of course he is. I actually, I just started a new book and I'm always going on about books, but I did just start a new book. So now I'm not reading anything and it is the coolest front cover and the coolest name of a book. It's called Slags. Oh yeah, I know. Oh, I just love the cover and everything. I'm like, that's just so perfect. It's a great name. Yeah, it's really, really good.
So I've just started reading that and it's pretty good for anyone who's looking for a Christmas gift. Give a slag. Slags.
Give a slag. Gift yourself a slag for Christmas. I'm reading Kathy Burke's book.
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Chapter 5: What are the potential challenges of introducing a third person in the bedroom?
You were reading that last week. Oh, was I? Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. sorry I'm so sorry or Sarah Jessica Parker 60 bucks a day for the Pulitzer calm down I want to be Richard and Judy and you're just not playing ball take that back you've already finished Kathy Burke sorry sorry well I'm also writing a book in my defence don't bring that up again is that ok I'm making art folk
Fair I just can't wait to read it It will happen I know it will happen I know it will It'll fucking Legally it has to Anyway Unlegal mumbo jumbo Oh gasp I haven't signed anything. They're like, you signed loads of shit. Oh, did I? Okay. This is the problem with digital signatures. It feels like it's nothing. It's like Apple Pay. Oh, Joanne, you signed it all, honey. You signed everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's checking this? I'm doing my management. I'm like, who's that person? Am I meant to sign this? And they're like, yes, you can sign that one. Or no, we don't know who that is. I was like, well, I nearly signed that, whatever that was.
What?
Well, I get loads of things. I'll sign this for, like, release forms and stuff for TV. And I'm just like, hmm, I don't know that name. Oh, I'd sign anything. I know. We shouldn't really say that. We wouldn't sign anything.
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Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about relationship dynamics?
We'd get our lawyers to check over.
Sorry, yes, of course.
It's what we do. Our legal team.
I'm like, chat GBT.
What's this? My favorite thing about ChatGBT, and I know everyone uses it for different things, is when I notice that people have used it for a caption or for a response to a text. And I'm like, oh, that's my favorite.
Yeah, because they don't take the dashes out. It's saying that it's a proper problem because you're kind of taking the thought process out of a lot of kind of human responses and stuff. Like we're a bit old to the tooth now. We're We will use it, I'm sure. And we should use it because it's not going anywhere.
But they're saying that like the kind of the couple of generations behind where we were forced to make contact, small talk ourselves, that they're really, they're just, they're just basically two chat GBTs talking to each other.
I have met somebody recently and they are younger than me.
and I thought to myself you sound surprised that anyone's younger than you do they look younger than me but they just didn't ask any questions and not just to me to other people and I thought I wouldn't want to sit beside you at a dinner party because you know when people are like that and it's like you just have no interest in anybody else and it's actually it's not endearing in the slightest I'm not going to try and prize you open like a locked chest like fucking give me something here pal yeah
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss the concept of sexual fulfillment?
And so they're like, oh my God, tell me about that. And I'm like, well, Like, tell me about that TV show. I'm like, well, it's a lot of hurry up and wait is how I would describe TV. Quick, we're late, we're late. And then you're like, oh, why am I sitting here for three hours and doing nothing?
Yeah. My thing is that I find some friends, they're like, well, I wouldn't ask because you're so busy. I'm like, I'm not that. Like, yeah, I'm busy, but I'm busy and I'm on my own a lot. I still want my friends to, you know, check in, invite me to things.
Yeah, so you can politely... Oh, my God. No, no, go. It's the door. It's the door ringing. Is it weird that I'm too scared to answer at 8.20? Do you not have a Google doorbell? No. I'd have a drone. Like, what? You should have security. 8.20? I'm not answering that. I'm too scared. It's not weird to be scared. Spenny's away tonight. I'm not answering that. God knows who it could be.
Okay, if I don't come back in two minutes, you know I'm dead. Oh, my God.
Chapter 8: What conclusions do the hosts reach about relationships and communication?
This is so scream-coded. I love it.
Don't run upstairs. There's no way out.
Yeah, they always run upstairs.
Yeah. Don't lie to Maria. Do you know what? I don't feel comfortable. I'm not doing it. I've decided. I'm sorry. I'm not. It's 20 past eight at night. There's no way. When I was growing up with Neil, if anyone rang our phone after nine o'clock at night, they were getting it in the neck and I'd be there and I could hear it and I'd be...
actually and i'm like oh no she's going down tonight yeah poor neil he ran a very tight ship my god well i keep a giant kitchen knife at tricia's transformation kitchen knife by the door um in case any delivery drivers get a little fresh i'll fucking stop them yeah last week we were coming talking about them coming in with a flaccid penis and now we're talking were we
Do you remember that? I can verify that.
What can I say? I'm hot and cold. I'm hot and cold. It's up and down with me. Very on and off, John.
Any poor delivery driver who heard last week's podcast and thought, well, you know, it could be on, was stabbed in the face.
Yeah, I wouldn't go in the face in case it was a breakdown in communication. There's often a language barrier. If they were maybe just trying to use the bathroom or something like that. But I would stab them right in the chest. I'm more scared of the ghost anyway than the real people.
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