MTGM EXTRA! "Don't be scared..."
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Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me.
I can't stand live TV.
Live TV is my favourite thing in the world to do. That's what I want to do. I love it so much.
What do Vogue and Joanne think about live TV?
I can't stand it. Well, I'm impatient. So like, at least I know with live TV, they're not going to tell you to hurry up and wait. It's just like, hurry up and go. It's the only time in TV.
I think as a comic, it's trickier because you're second guessing and you're filtering things a million times.
Do you know?
Because I like the dark stuff. You just can't. I don't think it represents me very well as a comic and as a person, to be honest. I like a time delay and a heavy edit. I like to know it's there that I can lean on.
You get away with no edit, though. I can't get away with no edit. I can edit on the go. But there were a couple of things, even in the jungle, I was like, uh-oh, probably shouldn't have said that.
well no because you're I edit on the go as well like on this we'd be I know because with the way we talk and then we're like oh that we won't put that in and we'll take that out or whatever but also if you're in the jungle like you can't edit yourself 24-7 in a reality TV show space like that or you'd literally be sitting there mute maybe that's what Martin Kemp was doing
He didn't say a lot. No, he didn't say a lot.
But we only saw the edit, didn't we? In fairness to Martin, we only saw the edit.
Maybe out of the edit he was chatting 24-7. Maybe.
He's a quieter man and I think he's a very wise man and he's really nice when he got him into a one-to-one conversation. I was probably quieter than usual. I like morphing off into different little groups. I don't love massive...
groups and I don't as you know I don't adore singing so the singing was hard for me oh no did you not do a little tap number that got edited out did we was there any tap I did do a bit I did my real singing voice I did do a full Riverdance rendition they cut it you're not blaming yeah sorry can I just caveat this by saying I actually I I'm only teasing Martin Kemp because I know he kind of had a reference not saying a huge amount I worked at Martin before he's a lovely lovely man
Yeah, no, he is lovely and so is his wife. But now I did do a bit of singing. I did my real singing voice as a joke because me and Ruby were talking about how untalented we were compared to everybody else who was like singing and dancing. And then like, I was like, okay, Ruby, let's do a real singing voice. So we did our real singing voices in an F and it didn't go down very well.
I don't think we've had your real singing voice.
No, you wouldn't. All I was was sad in there, supposedly. I was sitting there with puppy dog eyes. I wasn't sad. What?
Speaking of your singing voice, I don't know if you know, but it's happy anniversary to Good Girls being number one for four minutes in the Irish charts. Stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, remember? And we thought we could have gotten four hours out of it, except sadly Shane McGowan passed away. And do you remember I said to you this is the anniversary of me saying... It's your fault. The only thing holding me back from taking Christmas number one is if something happens like Shane McGowan dies. Now, that wasn't a massively... impressive prediction. He was kind of on the edge at the time. Like, do you know, he was looking a little wobbly.
I completely disagree with you. It was totally down to you. You were the one who predicted it and it happened. It had nothing to do with his lifestyle at all. It was just Joanne McNally.
I'd say shame again was at home going, if Vogue Williams thinks she's taken number one. Fuck that. I'm going to do something mad here. I'm going to pull the cord on myself. Whatever it takes to keep that house bitch out of the charts. Fair enough.
How do they handle editing in reality TV?
I want you to guess the royalties that Fairytale in New York make every year. Now, bearing in mind... 500 grand. You're not far off. 400 grand.
Is that international or is that just Ireland?
Well, I read it in a UK...
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:27
2
What do Vogue and Joanne think about live TV?
0:27–3:49
3
How do they handle editing in reality TV?
3:49–6:16
4
What is the significance of singing in their Christmas special?
6:16–14:15
5
How do they feel about their holiday traditions?
14:15–22:58