MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
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What are the challenges of living in London?
Oh, listen, I don't care about any of that kind of jazz. Jo, we don't care about the details. Do you know what I mean?
I don't know where I am. We just let London do its thing. Sure, when I did House of Games, I had to try and... I was like, oh, I'm not getting the answers right because it's England. Like, I don't live... Like, I'm a blow-in. Do you know what I mean? And then they were like, there was a question about Ireland. Where's Shannon Airport? Shit. I put it up in Belfast. LAUGHTER Whoopsie daisy.
Yeah, you're like, this is a racist hate crime. I'd like something about my own country. Can't answer that either. Whoopsie doodles.
Geography is not my strong point. I've always said it. Geography and the size of things.
Well, when I was thinking about packing up my flat life and moving northeast somewhere else, just for a change of pace, change of life, it's buzzier. I thought, how will I leave this flat? The light in it. We did a whole shoot in this flat that we were due to do in a studio. The photographer's like, the light's so good. It's because it's a corner flat. It's just a shame there's some issues in the building, which we won't get into here for legal reasons.
Yeah, absolutely. I am still in my apartment. Actually, I do. I love this apartment. I love where I live. I love the area, but I just, I can't wait to have a garden with the kids. You have a terrace. I know, but it's not really the same because in Ireland I have quite a small garden. But the kids are out in it non-stop because it's a garden. They're just always out there. And that's what I would enjoy for my own children. There was a thing that I thought you'd find interesting about Ireland. What? So I know that we're not getting each other Christmas presents this year, myself and you, Joanne. I don't know if you know that. No, no, no.
Sorry, folks. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Everyone's getting Christmas presents this year. I've hired a public, not a public assistant.
Personal assistant. Did you? Well, now I'll be honest with you, right? You wouldn't be great at giving the old gift. So I just decided, I took it upon myself this year. I thought, you know what? I'm not buying her anything because she never buys me anything. You didn't get me anything for my birthday. Just saying. It's in the room. Okay, where is my birthday present? Do you want to see what it is? Okay, yeah, I do. I want to see my birthday present. Fine.
Well, well, well. This is your present. I've been waiting to get it framed. As this is an audio... As this is audio... Oh my God, and you're paying for framing? I mean, I'm not thrilled about that, but I will pay for framing.
What is it?
Because you are like family to me, you little bitch. It's a painting that I bought in this kind of wacky, like antique shop kind of thing in Chelsea that I go into sometimes. It's where I got that big, some people will have seen, I post videos from my bathroom sometimes. I have this big, like, it looks like an urn, but it's a huge kind of, Well, earn. It's your future. It's your future. Yes. Yes.
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