Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Joanne is getting properly organised and a listener has fallen hard.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the Irish Farmer Calendar?
Chapter 2: What are the challenges of living in London?
Oh, listen, I don't care about any of that kind of jazz. Jo, we don't care about the details. Do you know what I mean?
I don't know where I am. We just let London do its thing. Sure, when I did House of Games, I had to try and... I was like, oh, I'm not getting the answers right because it's England. Like, I don't live... Like, I'm a blow-in. Do you know what I mean? And then they were like, there was a question about Ireland. Where's Shannon Airport? Shit. I put it up in Belfast. LAUGHTER Whoopsie daisy.
Yeah, you're like, this is a racist hate crime. I'd like something about my own country. Can't answer that either. Whoopsie doodles.
Geography is not my strong point. I've always said it. Geography and the size of things.
Well, when I was thinking about packing up my flat life and moving northeast somewhere else, just for a change of pace, change of life, it's buzzier. I thought, how will I leave this flat? The light in it. We did a whole shoot in this flat that we were due to do in a studio. The photographer's like, the light's so good. It's because it's a corner flat.
It's just a shame there's some issues in the building, which we won't get into here for legal reasons.
Yeah, absolutely. I am still in my apartment. Actually, I do. I love this apartment. I love where I live. I love the area, but I just, I can't wait to have a garden with the kids. You have a terrace. I know, but it's not really the same because in Ireland I have quite a small garden. But the kids are out in it non-stop because it's a garden. They're just always out there.
And that's what I would enjoy for my own children. There was a thing that I thought you'd find interesting about Ireland. What? So I know that we're not getting each other Christmas presents this year, myself and you, Joanne. I don't know if you know that. No, no, no.
Sorry, folks. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Everyone's getting Christmas presents this year. I've hired a public, not a public assistant.
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Chapter 3: Why did Vogue consider moving flats?
No, I'd go straight in. I'd literally be like, hey, I missed you at the hospital. Would you like to go for a drink? And do you want to ride the face off each other? I would straight in. What's the point? You don't want to be friends with him. And then he's like, oh, by the way, I have a wife. I can't really be talking to you. Like our last listener email.
I just think that you should just go in and if he says no, then you know that it's not a goer.
I could not disagree more. Find him online, tickle his balls, set up the scene, be a reply guy. Ha ha lol, ha ha lol, fire fire to everything he posts. Let him come to you. You'll be married by 2028. Divorced by 2032. Good luck to you.
Three year marriage is perfect. That was my first. Perfect. First marriage always three years long.
The slow seduction.
Show interest. She doesn't know. I just, I just, she doesn't know him and she's just either going to like, she's not friends with him. She's either going to do it or she's not going to do it. I just think there's no harm in just asking him out for a drink, being straight out and then being like, bye.
As someone who has been married 17 times, it's fair to say you have no idea how to date slowly.
Listen, if you want to get married, listen to me. I'm always bloody married.
There's a lot to be said for the slow seduction, the slow build. I'm building thousands of men as we speak. Thousands of them. They just don't know about it yet. My data, Bill, is through the roof. Yeah, just planting seeds. Just planting seeds. Ha ha, lol. Ha ha, lol. Reply guy. Fire, fire, fire.
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