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What unexpected experience did Vogue have in Australia?
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Hello, welcome to the bonus of My Therapist Ghosted Me. It's me, Joanne McNally. It's her, Vogue Williams. It's him, Jo Ashewell. It's the usual crowd.
It's the usual crowd.
Can I say how secure I feel knowing that you're at the end of the road? I know, it's nice. It's not that I'm around.
I just feel like Australia's like not just a different time zone, it's a different world.
It's a different fucking world. You're in the upside down. It's all very Stranger Things coded, yeah.
I do love Australia and I drank all the coffee that I could possibly fit into my body in the time that I had to fit it in because obviously I had no coffee in the jungle. And when I say cutting caffeine... and sugar I had the worst headaches they were like expect really bad headaches on day two and I was like not gonna happen to me oh my god I nearly had to cut the head off I nearly had to cut it off can I just say we're so lucky to have you back and have you publicly said that you were hypnotized against insects yeah oh grant I was like I don't know if that's public knowledge or am I like I mean satting a story on her for free it's not against the rules and I think that I was I think I was hypnotized against like the odd insect I don't think I was hypnotized against hundreds of them being poured on my head but still
I coped I'm happy to be home I am happy to be home but I do love Australia and I had a really nice time there but it is difficult to keep in touch with people because of the time difference now and the fact you now found I found that harder to be honest I mean I think we could have had a time difference do you know how I forgot about the phone. I didn't even think about the phone when I was in the jungle because once it's gone, it's gone. And you're just like, I did consider in my mind when I'd be sitting there with my resting bitch face and I was like, I wonder what's going on in the world of the celebrities.
Did you find your thumb just kind of scrolling the air? That's what I would do. I'd just be like scrolling the air. I was very concerned about the Beckhams, to be honest with you.
I didn't know what was happening. Had they made up when I was out? No. No, they hadn't. The drama rolls on. It does roll on. But I would like to take one thing to Australia. I don't know if anyone's into it, but they all get up and maybe it's the Gold Coast. I don't know if it's the whole of Australia, but obviously I was jet lagged when I went over. So I'd be up at like four in the morning, open the window. Everyone's jogging on the beach. They're all, the cafe's open at 6am over there. It's the right time for me.
I, at the moment, am feeling great in myself. Okay. I had, I go through periods where I'm very physical, like as in working out, training, running around, doing my bits and bobs. And then I go through my sloth phase where I'm on the road and I'm kind of eating petrol station sandwiches and drinking wine and very much it's a room service sloth boffets vibe.
I'll never understand the sandwiches though. I just, for me, I just... I like wet food though.
It's none of your business.
It's damp and moist. Okay.
I like the chicken that has never touched a real chicken in its life. I like the stuff that's being manufactured by man under a Bunsen burner.
What happened during Vogue's Thai massage experience?
no, no, I just can't.
And a bin bag. They're like cutting up plastic and they're burning it down into chicken. And I'm like, delish. Put a bit of mayo on it.
And the pathetic looking salad leaves that get thrown in there.
But anyway, so I was like, I'm not really feeling myself at the moment. And a woman said to me, oh, it's just winter, Joanne. And I was like, oh my God, you're so right. I'm just, it's winter me. And Australia, because their winters are not like our winters. So, Of course they're super hot because they're always on display in a way that this side of the world, we're not. Like we can all get a bit like lazy and sassy and sit on the couch and like eat with our hands and like throw a lot of carbs down us and just enjoy that season.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unexpected experience did Vogue have in Australia?
0:02–3:09
2
What happened during Vogue's Thai massage experience?
3:09–4:48
3
How did Vogue react to the unexpected washing during her massage?
4:48–6:51
4
What humorous insights did Joanne share about food preferences?
6:51–9:26
5
What book recommendations were discussed in the episode?
9:26–12:41
6
What exciting news did Joanne share about her upcoming tour?
12:41–16:06
7
How did the hosts reflect on the concept of 'happy endings' in massages?
16:06–19:16
8
What light-hearted conclusion did the hosts reach about crocodiles and gum shields?
19:16–22:05