Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
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What spoilers are included in this episode?
FYI, there are a white load of spoilers in today's episode. There are a white load of Season 3 spoilers in today's episode. So just be aware.
Be very aware.
Yeah, don't come at us.
Welcome to my therapist ghost of me, but me, Vogue Williams and... Joanne McNally.
Where are Vogue and Joanne broadcasting from?
I'm dialing in from New York. This is like the Eurovision. Where are you coming in from, Vogue?
I'm coming in from St. Barts. We are finally on the same time. I'm only three hours away from you. Come over. Come for lunch. Is that all it is? Yeah, it's really close.
Yeah. It takes me three hours to leave the house in the morning, so I don't know if I'd make it over to St. Barts, but thank you for the invitation.
Why did Vogue and Joanne take a two-week hiatus?
I could practically get to Hoth from London in that time.
OK, firstly, let us start the podcast by saying we can only apologise once again. We forgot to mention we were going on our holidays and just dropped the podcast with no warning that we were going to be gone for two weeks, which is unprofessional and unacceptable. And it's obviously we can't even blame Joe, really, because he's not around. He's still on parental leave.
That doesn't mean we can't blame him. Totally does not mean we can't blame him.
Joe's usually, he's the father figure. He kind of reminds us of stuff like that. So we're very sorry.
We're sorry about what Jo did. And to be honest with you, Joanne, I'm breaking up with everyone these days. So my inbox has been full of males asking me if I'm breaking up with Spencer. And now people are asking me if I'm breaking up with you. So I'm just glad it's moved on to someone else. Really?
Not a single person asked me, am I breaking up with you? That's so humiliating. They just assume you do the dumping.
It's a nice position to be in, I suppose. I'd rather be the dumper than the dumpee.
Everyone assumes you're leaving me and Spencer. No one assumes me and Spencer are trying to leave you.
Maybe you and Spencer are leaving. Is he in New York with you? I haven't seen him this morning. Did he fly back to you?
I had a taster. I had a taste test. I wanted to for ages. I said, I'll just climb on here and spin around for a bit and see what happens. That wouldn't be good for the world. We're still friends. We're still friends. Yeah, it was very functional in the end. No one came, if that makes any difference to you, Vogue, so.
You and Spencer would either be like Barack Obama and Michelle Obama or you'd turn into like the dictator Mao and his family and you'd go real dark and evil on everyone.
Hold on, you know the Obamas are splitting up apparently?
Ah, no, no. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to stop you there, right? Go on. I'm not having it. I've turned a new corner on the celebrity rumor gossip mill, having been the subject of it relentlessly.
Oh, we're going there, are we? We're going, we're going there.
Well, we're not really going there. I'm just, I'm just, because I don't want to go back there. I don't want to go back there. So I just think with Barack and Michelle, anybody could have made that up. And I refuse to listen anymore.
Let's make it clear. If we're going to go, if we're going to go there, there has been relentless press in the What's the nickname for the Daily Mail? The Faley Sale or something?
It's not even, it's everywhere. Relentless press everywhere. Yeah. My favourite story that I read, I have to say, was that we were breaking up because I was fed up of Spencer's running and he was jealous of my deal with Ferry. Non-bio, click clack.
Oh, yeah. Well, when he was over here, when we just had that little brief dalliance, he said he was fuming about Ferry. He said that was the straw that broke the camel's back, is watching you click-clack on that ad day in, day out.
Tell you what, do you know what? He washes his clothes downstairs with a different fabric softener. Does he indeed? He can't bring himself to use Ferry. He's there.
Watching his jocks with Perso and he's like, that fucking bitch.
I'm going to try and not go into it too much, but I will say about that one particular story, they were like, do Spencer and Vogue want to comment? And we were like, actually, you know what? Yeah, we will comment on that one. We are really happy. We don't know where all this stuff is coming from. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do you think that was in the article? Not at all.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What spoilers are included in this episode?
0:16–0:35
2
Where are Vogue and Joanne broadcasting from?
0:35–0:54
3
Why did Vogue and Joanne take a two-week hiatus?
0:54–6:02
4
What is Joanne's new hobby involving sewing?
6:02–9:19
5
How do Vogue and Joanne discuss self-validation?
9:19–12:06
6
What are the challenges of public perception for influencers?
12:06–20:38
7
How are Vogue and Joanne planning to upskill?
20:38–47:35