My Therapist Ghosted Me
THE COLDPLAY KISS CAM SCANDAL! Day 2 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas - Shouldn't Laugh But...Laura Smyth & Carmen Butcher
25 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What iconic moment involving Coldplay is discussed?
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And I forgot the rest of the words. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Lewis. Merry Christmas. It's Christmas. Oh, I love you, Combs. I wish we had a bit of mistletoe. Am I right?
Am I right? You know you just did the, it's Christmas. Yeah. My dad hates Naughty Holder. Why? Tim. Tim will not allow that music, that track to be, you know, we've got the Christmas music channels on, obviously. What we're talking top five? What we're talking top five? Oh, top five Christmas songs. Oh, that one. Do you like that one? What about the Pogues?
Oh, number one. Number one. Even with the homophobic slur, which they don't mean it. They don't mean it. Isn't it when you like something, it's like, they don't mean it. They don't mean it. But what I, and also I love Feliz Navidad. Oh, that is a new entry. And do you know what else I like? Boney M. In the town of Bethlehem.
Yeah, that one. Feliz Navidad. I thought that was quite a new song, but it's not. No. I think it's because old, what's his face? Did he not do a remix? What's his name? Bieber. Did Bieber do a remix?
Bieber's got some good tunes, man.
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Chapter 2: What are the greatest Christmas songs according to Laura and Carmen?
I love the Biebs. I love the Biebs.
Love the Biebs.
He's so good. Obviously lost the plot and he's honourable to his wife, but I love the Biebs.
Where do you guys stand on Christmas lyrics? Because Greg Lake, I believe in Father Christmas. You know that song.
No, what is that? I'm living fine.
No, one of the lines in it is, the Christmas you get is the Christmas you deserve. That's quite a strong line.
Wow, that's a bit heavy. All right, mate.
All right, Arnie Debs, the Christmas you get, babes, is the Christmas you deserve. Stop fucking moaning.
Yeah, I love a little bit of rocky robbing. Rocking around the Christmas tree. And I love the Ronettes where it's the sleigh ride. Driving home for Christmas. Oh, Chris Rea. Chris Rea driving home for Christmas.
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Chapter 3: What does Christmas morning look like in their households?
Mozzarella is dead to me. Mozzarella is dead to me since burrata come along. It's mugged that little, little rubbery little c***, innit?
It's fucking buggered. Can I ask, on your cheese boards, controversial, you're having pickled onions because if you have too many pickled onions, you don't want to be following in that bathroom after. No.
Farts. Just accept that you're going to fart and you're going to stink all day. Chili jam chutneys. We're going mad.
Oh, yeah. I like a little weight cracker. Oh, I love it.
Chapter 4: How do Laura and Carmen celebrate Christmas breakfast?
No Rye Vita's. Rye Vita's have no place on a cheese board. No, go for a Jacob's. Jacob's always.
I love a Jacob's. Or when you do a little sweet biscuit, like a little Hovis or Digestive with a crumbly little Vins Lidl. Yes, I go crazy sometimes. I like cheese with fruitcake. Oh.
Yeah, right. We should get to an ad break now on that note.
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It's a killer conversation.
Yeah, I've made it go a bit cold.
Well, I was going to say, you know, we had a great Christmas single out called Christmas Lights.
Christmas Lights. We're giving the clues. Speaking of board games, what is our favourite viral moment? Coming up next. Maybe we'll do Gerard.
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Chapter 5: What are the essential elements of a perfect cheese board?
But we want your stupid stories. Listen to this. Tweet us. Slide into our DMs. Where is bored with our families as you lot are? Jesus. And we also want your Christmas drama. Was there a secret Santa disaster? Was there a thong wrapped up for an old aunt instead of a Werther's original? Tell us all we love it. Did you find out your dad weren't really your dad? Yes, we want to know.
We need some Christmas drums. Oh, we do. We need a Coldplay video. Christmas drums. We need, yeah. Did you give someone your heart and the very next day they gave it away? R.I.P. George. R.I.P. George, don't. Oh, my God. It's the 10th anniversary. No, no, 9th anniversary today. Is it Christmas Day?
I thought it was Boxing Day. Is it Christmas Day? No, it's Christmas Day. It was Christmas Day.
Last Christmas. Oh, my God, this is George Michael Day.
At least he's got the Christmas number one.
Has he got the Christmas number one?
Yeah, wham, get it every year.
Do I get it every year now?
Yeah, of course. George passed away and it's for a good cause. All the money goes to Terry.
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