THE COLDPLAY KISS CAM SCANDAL! Day 2 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas - Shouldn't Laugh But...Laura Smyth & Carmen Butcher
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What iconic moment involving Coldplay is discussed?
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And I forgot the rest of the words. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Lewis. Merry Christmas. It's Christmas. Oh, I love you, Combs. I wish we had a bit of mistletoe. Am I right?
Am I right? You know you just did the, it's Christmas. Yeah. My dad hates Naughty Holder. Why? Tim. Tim will not allow that music, that track to be, you know, we've got the Christmas music channels on, obviously. What we're talking top five? What we're talking top five? Oh, top five Christmas songs. Oh, that one. Do you like that one? What about the Pogues?
Oh, number one. Number one. Even with the homophobic slur, which they don't mean it. They don't mean it. Isn't it when you like something, it's like, they don't mean it. They don't mean it. But what I, and also I love Feliz Navidad. Oh, that is a new entry. And do you know what else I like? Boney M. In the town of Bethlehem.
Yeah, that one. Feliz Navidad. I thought that was quite a new song, but it's not. No. I think it's because old, what's his face? Did he not do a remix? What's his name? Bieber. Did Bieber do a remix?
Bieber's got some good tunes, man.
What are the greatest Christmas songs according to Laura and Carmen?
I love the Biebs. I love the Biebs.
Love the Biebs.
He's so good. Obviously lost the plot and he's honourable to his wife, but I love the Biebs.
Where do you guys stand on Christmas lyrics? Because Greg Lake, I believe in Father Christmas. You know that song.
No, what is that? I'm living fine.
No, one of the lines in it is, the Christmas you get is the Christmas you deserve. That's quite a strong line.
Wow, that's a bit heavy. All right, mate.
All right, Arnie Debs, the Christmas you get, babes, is the Christmas you deserve. Stop fucking moaning.
Yeah, I love a little bit of rocky robbing. Rocking around the Christmas tree. And I love the Ronettes where it's the sleigh ride. Driving home for Christmas. Oh, Chris Rea. Chris Rea driving home for Christmas. I had a I put my own mix together for a Christmas album right and we were leaving my sister's house in East Midlands to drive back she moved there god knows why but we were driving back for Christmas right and she is such a scatty mare we forgot we forgot everything so we went back three times and Chris Rear was the opening track driving home for Christmas and And then she's like, oh, fuck, I forgot my keys. Driving home for Christmas. Oh, my God, the suitcase. Then we go back. Driving home for Christmas.
I was like, we are never getting home. In the end, we just skipped the track. We had to skip Chris Rea because it was taking the piss out of us. Driving home. I was going to ask if you just sacked it off. Sacked it off. Of course we sacked it off. Sacked off that track. It was bad.
It was the cursed Christmas track.
Talk me through your morning. What's the butcher saying? When are you allowed to open presents? What's going on?
Well, tradition, stocking. Got to open the stocking. Christmas breakfast, always. Scrambled eggs, smoked salmon, fizz.
What are you saying? Usually, I always have the boiled hams. We had the boiled hams. There'll be a little few rounds of ham, little sarnies going on. But we always... Like gammon in the morning? No, but like thin slices. You have ham with eggs and like this, right? Our producer keeps drinking. This is my favourite.
It's Christmas today, right? The Christmas I get is the Christmas I deserve.
Yeah, well, the producer we get is the producer we deserve. Well, because my sister, my other sister's a pickler. She makes her own pickle lily. She makes her own chilli jam. We like pickles jam. But that, look. Breakfast is loose. It don't really matter. When everyone arrives, that's when the little bellini, cream cheese, smoked salmon, little bit of caviar. Yeah, I've been to Fortnum and Mason's. Yeah, I'm bougie now. So we have all of that with the fizz. And that's when we do the present giving.
Sounds goddamn perfect. Magical.
Magical indeed. But we've done Secret Santa, but everyone's literally broke the code of Secret Santa because literally everyone's bought everyone presents. Again, Secret Santa does not work in a family.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What iconic moment involving Coldplay is discussed?
0:02–1:36
2
What are the greatest Christmas songs according to Laura and Carmen?
1:36–7:53
3
What does Christmas morning look like in their households?
7:53–8:25
4
How do Laura and Carmen celebrate Christmas breakfast?
8:25–17:39
5
What are the essential elements of a perfect cheese board?
17:39–19:41