TV Nostalgia, Crustaceans Revisited & Moving To Mars
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What unique challenges arise from recording a podcast across a 14-hour time difference?
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I would be fanny fluttering back into the sack. I'd be done. I would never lie to you to your face, but I will lie to you via text message.
The reason for my trip to St. Barts is to buy another crustacean. So I have been looking at crabs. Yes.
Oh, I don't understand dollars now. I work in crypto now. Scrap everything. We're moving to Mars.
What essential items should you buy while shopping in the Caribbean?
Joe, put in the to-dos.
Put in the to-dos, Joe.
How do crabs factor into the conversation about personal experiences?
We're off. We're off. get my first tattoo please tell me it's not just something you saw yesterday on the internet I saw yesterday on the internet okay hello and welcome to my therapist ghost of me this is probably the furthest apart we've ever recorded Joanne is in Melbourne
Melbourne. Melbourne. Melbourne. Yeah. Melbourne. With the... Yeah. I say... Folk, you know I can't bear an abbreviation of breakfast. When I say... Joe, have you ever been to Melbourne?
I have only ever been to Sydney, Australia. Never Melbourne.
Oh, God.
I know. Sydney's stunning.
What are the hilarious moments from the live tour experience?
Sydney's stunning as well. So mainstream. For the people of Sydney.
So mainstream. I know. It's all about Melbourne. The food... Like when I, I remember the first time I went to America, I thought I was going to be like, the food was going to be off the charts and it wasn't. It was just normal food, like normal, regular food. No offense to the Americans. The food, no offense to the Americans, obviously. GerardMcLeod.com, full tour, September, October. But, the food in Melbourne, is off... Vogue, do you remember it? The sandwiches are like works of art. Like, I cannot get over it. It is insane. The food is fucking insane. The coffee is shocking. It's so good. I just don't understand. There's a lot of talk about the coffee now. I'll be honest. I like an Azera. I like to just power through my... I like a dried Nescafe.
So the coffee's kind of wasted on me. But there's a restaurant down the road because of the way I operate... And like loads, loads of people are the same. If I like something, I like it. And I'll just go back and back and back again and again and again, like a, like a rat up a drain pipe. And there's a restaurant that I went to originally called Juno's. So I've now been back to Juno's every day for the last 4.5 days. And it is.
Why break it? Why? If it's not, if it's not broken, don't fix it.
Keep going. I go in, I'm like, Hey Helen.
Hey Dan. I'm in. Maybe you did that in South Africa as well. I just feel like if you find somewhere good. Now, maybe not the intensity that you do, but I assume you're working your way through the menu. I assume there has been more than a chicken salad.
No, no, no, no. Poached chicken, Asian greens.
and a gin martini every day poached chicken Asian greens Helen hi Helen poached chicken ooh a gin martini is that that disgusting drink that's usually got vodka and the olives in it and then it's now it's gin I'd die if I had to drink one of them just because just because you don't have a developed palate Oh, Joanne, that is like putting petrol on a tongue. I have never. It's like you could light a match and it would go up.
What are some nostalgic TV shows and movies being revisited?
Yeah. I want to drink a Joe Malone triple bit candle. I want to feel the fucking burn.
Oh, God. Do you know what? That's probably why you're never sick. There's no way anything is getting inside that throat of yours.
Because I'm always sick. Yeah, exactly. So I'm never sick because I'm always, exactly. I have no tonsils. I shrank them. I burnt them off. It's gas. It's hilarious, yeah. So what else have you been doing in Melbourne? Well, the tour started today. Also, can I just say, I did that thing that I tend to do where I forget that I'm actually, I have a job that I have to sell tickets and I just rock out to Australia and I'm like chilling by the pool, drinking my... little glasses of petrol and then Alana the promoter texts me going you know you still have like 400 tickets to sell in Australia I was like shit I totally forgot Sydney, Perth extra dates additionals websites joannmcclyde.com I went to the first the opening night of the Aussie tour tonight in Melbourne in the comedy theatre now the clock the clock broke on the sorry Joanne in the words of David Beckham be honest the clock didn't break I just stopped looking at it
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unique challenges arise from recording a podcast across a 14-hour time difference?
0:02–0:25
2
What essential items should you buy while shopping in the Caribbean?
0:25–0:30
3
How do crabs factor into the conversation about personal experiences?
0:30–1:13
4
What are the hilarious moments from the live tour experience?
1:13–3:20
5
What are some nostalgic TV shows and movies being revisited?
3:20–10:26
6
How do the hosts feel about the upcoming NASA Artemis 2 mission?
10:26–10:53
7
What humorous anecdotes are shared about space travel and astronauts?
10:53–11:48
8
What are the implications of the latest space exploration missions?
11:48–41:12