Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 2
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Why do the hosts claim cats are poisonous and how does that affect the show?
Oh god, oh god, oh god, how do we start? How do we start? How do we start? Welcome back to another episode to another
Welcome back to another episode of New Heights We are not Jason and Travis Kelsey. We are
not your hosts, Jason and Travis Kelsey. We are back with another countdown episode here for the preseason. Get you guys excited about a list to argue about.
Today on our top 92 moments, we are counting down clips 70 to 40.
That is a lot of clips. We don't have a lot of time to waste. Jake, let's kick it off right here. Number 70. One of the greatest lies ever told. Cats are poisonous. Maybe. We're not sure. You and I are not scientists. Cats are poisonous, Jason Kelsey.
You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is. I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous. Why the
fuck would you tell them that?
So that they don't want cats and I don't have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified of them. It's whatever. They'll find out. I think lying to your kids is important. Not in this regard. I think it's great. I think it's genius. It's just a good thing. That's fine. What uh that sounds like th that person's house problem. I you're a psycho, man. This guy's ridiculous. I gotta get these kids on my side, otherwise I'm in a sinking ship. You grew up with a cat, dude. Travis, I know they're not poisonous. I'm saying my girls don't. Why do you dislike cats so much? Kylie is like they're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, listen, if you have a cat, the government will come and take it from you.
Because It's they're so lethal. I mean they can kill you. They don't even have to bite you, just them licking you. You fear their tongue. It has little needles on it. And then I pull up pictures of a zoomed in picture on a cat's tongue and it looks like needles and it terrifies the fuck out of them. Fucking great.
You're fucking ridiculous.
As a soon-to-be dad, I've learned so much fatherly advice from Jason. This is just lying. You can just lie
to your kids, it took to just lie to your kids. Yeah, just lie to your kids. I don't know I don't remember how how what I was lied to about, but I'm sure it was something.
I mean I I still think it's illegal to drive with the lights on inside your car. I think that's a universal parent lie.
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, cops pull you over 'cause it means you're doing something illegal in the car if the lights on and and that is something you do believe. And all it is is plain Pokemon in the backseat. But see, I feel like my parents always just lied to me about like when stuff was open. I'd be like, Can we go to this? They go, it's closed. And I there was no way to like look that up. And I was like, Man, that's crazy. That like that store closes at five thirty. Oh, I can't. How's this profitable for free to lay? Um, anyways, clip.
Yeah. Speaking of uh Jason and his kids, one of the most adorable moments from the last season was Ellie crashing our Randy Moss episode.
Jason, when it was time for you to call it quits, what's the number one thing in your mind you knew you were going to miss about the game?
I knew I was gonna miss competing. Okay. You see it my s is is Ellie in the background there?
This is so funny.
Do you go upstairs, Rem? No. Why not?
Is that the oldest one? This is my my second.
You say hi to the greatest receiver ever to play football, say hi to Randy Moss.
So epic.
Hello sweetheart. How are you?
Oh, that was gold, man.
Bye.
Man.
Let me uncle in my Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay,
baby.
Nice. Just adorable. I mean, the kids have great timing. I keep saying this. The kids have good comedic timing for when to interrupt the podcast. They are savants at interrupting when it's both acceptable and very funny. Um, Randy Moss also just the coolest guy. I've I have been a Randy Moss fan forever. Randy Moss, the coolest man alive.
Love you, Uncle Travy. Love you, Randy Moss. Love you,
Randy Moss. Just an
incredible line.
You can't write that. Yeah. Moving on to number 68. I take all the credit for starting this horseshit debate. And I'm now sick of this debate and want to go away.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why do the hosts claim cats are poisonous and how does that affect the show?
0:00–9:26
2
What arguments are presented in the NFL vs NBA player debate?
9:26–19:11
3
How does Travis explain scoring four touchdowns with minimal receiving yards?
19:11–30:05
4
Why is there a debate about whether Waffle House counts as a diner?
30:05–41:07
5
What is the story behind Travis’s fascination with otters?
41:07–49:46
6
How did the Gronk noises become a memorable clip for the podcast?
49:46–1:00:33
7
Why do the hosts consider Tom Brady the GOAT and how do fans react?
1:00:33–1:09:49
8
Can an average person like Skip Bayliss rush for a yard in the NFL?
1:09:49–1:20:11
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
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Chiefs & Eagles Preseason, Travis GoT&T Married, Wide Deceivers & Aaron Donald Returns | EP 199
Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 4
Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 3