Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 4

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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce 1h 18m 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 21 days ago
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What is the episode’s main focus and how does the countdown of the top 92 moments begin?

Jake 0:00
any baby yet any baby yet any baby in the last like 45 minutes that we've been recording this episode uh no no baby yet have you practiced your coaching we have practiced you know like do you remember the jason method
Brandon 0:12
the jason method you gotta lift them up lift them up that's what him and carly said is like the the jason birthing help method is to like lift up Welcome back to another preseason episode of New Heights. We are still counting down the top 92 moments of New Heights ever. This is the last version. This is the last episode of it. We got it. We're here at the end. The final installment. This is the final 13. I, of course, am Brandon. It's still very weird to say my own name out loud. And that's Jake. Jake, hello. Hello. How you doing, Brandon? We'll get to counting down these top 13 clips, starting with number 13. This is from season one. This is Jason Kelsey reviewing Twilight.
Jason Kelce 0:51
As Travis was getting out of the house, I was stuck in the house. I don't know if you know this, Travis, but Canada has been ablaze.
Travis Kelce 0:59
It's unfortunate, man.
Jason Kelce 1:00
So I had to figure out something to do all day. Travis, do you like to take a guess what I did all day?
Travis Kelce 1:05
I'm going to take a guess that you... how would you do i
Jason Kelce 1:13
watched the twilight series it's absolutely terrible starts out like all these teenage love stories do you know high school girl falls in love with 109 year old vampire who still looks like an 18 year old and nobody asks questions about that so that guy's name's edward and the woman's name is bella
Travis Kelce 1:34
are you team edward or team jacob
Jason Kelce 1:35
i'm team this movie shouldn't exist So she falls in love with Edward. Dude, come on. Who's a vampire.
Travis Kelce 1:44
We don't need to go over your recap and your summary on it.
Jason Kelce 1:47
Of other vampires that have been around for a long time named the Cullens. And she has a thing for them. And that goes back and forth.
Travis Kelce 1:55
You should have just went outside and breathed in all that smoke, man.
Jason Kelce 1:58
And then the second movie happens. You find out that there's werewolves in this movie out of nowhere. So in the second movie, Bella really still loves Edward, but she starts leading this guy Jacob on like he's got some chance and he doesn't fucking stand a chance. Flash forward to the final movie and Bella gets pregnant. Bella gets pregnant.
Travis Kelce 2:22
Just call me whenever you're ready.
Jason Kelce 2:24
Oh, so I forgot to mention, these vampires also have powers. So outside of being your typical vampires, each one has like a special power. So then they let Bella and the half man, half vampire baby live. And that's Twilight.
Brandon 2:39
This is an absolutely unplanned moment in the show. Yeah. This was during the off season of season one. And Jason, I believe, had been stuck in the house due to weather or something going on in Philadelphia. And he called me and said, what are we talking on the show this week? And I kind of talked to him some stuff. And he goes, well, I watched all of the Twilight movies. Should we talk about that? And I said, what? I said, I watched them, all of them. And I'm like, why? He's like, well, I'm stuck in the house and I'd never seen them. So I watched all the Twilight's. I was like, Jason, the only thing we're going to do this week is to give your take on all of the Twilight movies. So please, by all means. And then we started talking about like, yeah, it is kind of weird that Edward's like hundreds of year old still hanging out in high school.
Brandon 3:20
I remember us being like, yeah, it is. Wait, hold on. This is a weirder movie than we thought. No, fantastic. Fantastic work by
Jake 3:27
him. I will say, incredible clip, incredible review by Jason. This is what spawned New Heights Film Club.
Brandon 3:34
This spawned Film Club. We knew he had a viewer's heart.
Jake 3:37
All of this is made so much better by Travis taking off the headphones and just checking in periodically. Incredible bit. Incredible bit.
Brandon 3:51
Jason, go into as much detail as possible. When Travis says stop, do not listen to him. Keep going. Keep talking. Keep going. Breaking Dawn, what do you got? What do you think about the weird baby doll? What do you think about that? Renesmee, what's your thoughts? I will say
Jake 4:02
also, we put out the extended cut, which was like

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