Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: What happens during Julian's New Year's Eve?
Got the redhead slick back, though. Ready for 2023. Looking like iced tea. How was your New Year's? Did you settle? Did you go out? Did you hit the town? It was cool. I came here pretty late. I wasn't on Instagram, so I didn't see if you had put a dress on and went out. I'm not on Instagram. She popped up in my crib.
Wait, you're not on Instagram no more? No.
She's on a break again. It's deleted? Yeah. You're on another detox. Okay, cool. Wait, is it deleted or is it like, I can get it back? You're waiting for 30 days, right? You're going to wait for 30 days to go back in and then go back out?
It's been 30 days. Will it get deleted if it's over 30 days?
Yeah. I think so, yeah. We lost all that content. You lost that DM message. I'm kind of happy about that a little bit. Start from scratch, right? Start from scratch. New year, new Instagram for Baby D. Lost that DM from the guy on special teams for the Bucs. You know, the flanker. The flanker.
Second string flanker.
Rory just got here and told my business.
It's fine.
Yeah, that's okay. Baby D, so did you stay there and kept it quiet for New Year's? I stayed in for the majority of New Year's and then I got here around like 12.05. Yeah, she popped up right when the ball dropped. So you were in the car when the ball was going down?
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Chapter 3: How does Julian feel about his weekend with a stranger?
We got to get some new things to say going into the new year. We can't leave the haters in 2022. And I love when people say, yo, some people don't know this is their last year talking to me. I love those people.
no it's not I've been waiting the new years to stop talking to people you know don't fuck with you every year you cutting somebody like maybe you're the problem you're the common denominator you cut people off every year and they want to get away from you so you're doing them a favor yeah but um yeah so everybody mostly kept it cool kept it chill yeah I cooked instead of Damaris you had something here at the house I wouldn't call it something it was what five people here if that that's something that's a little you know
I mean, it was people that wanted to go out and just use this to watch the ball drop and then they went to the city. Oh, okay. So this was like just like the little pit stop.
Yeah, a little pit stop.
Go to the bathroom, check the makeup. Yeah. There was only a little bit of coke on my kitchen. I got dipped down at like one o'clock. They was like, oh, well, you know, we're going to head out. But I knew that. That's how it happens though. And I was fine. That's great. I love when people like leave without like me having to say leave. That's the greatest people in the world.
This was great because this year I wanted to just chill. Last year, I kind of just moved in, so it was pretty empty in this. It was perfect to have a lot of people. Yeah. Because minimal things get fucked up. Yeah. I had the whole crew that was coming before the ball dropped and then going to the city.
Then it swapped to all the people that did the city when the ball dropped and then stayed at my house until 7 o'clock in the fucking morning.
Yeah. I had probably a rotating 75 people in here last year. Oh, yeah, nah. I was so happy that that was not the case this year. Yeah, nah, that's not the energy.
I had people hit me at like 1.30 in the morning like, yo, we're leaving the city now. When's it going to go to your crib? Like, nah, man.
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Chapter 4: What unexpected events unfold after New Year's Eve?
Who cooked? She made the breakfast burritos, but then we also shopped for dinner. I ended up cooking dinner before we went to our New Year's Eve event.
What is conversation like at this point, though? Are you getting to know each other, or are you just like, I like eggs, too? This is why you can't have women stay in your house for more than like seven hours.
I've already like severed ties with that entire, those days that I don't remember conversations that happened. I just remember key moments.
Okay. So she was annoying you.
No, no, I don't even want to put that. I don't want to put that on it. Well, like I, I will say this. I love my personal space. So for me, just having someone there, like waking up and having someone there at 9am, I'm like, cool. It's aggressive. Man. So I went to the gym. I'm just trying to buy some time alone, but I got to come home. Home's my home. I felt like a prisoner in my own home.
So you were just finding shit to do outside the house. Her presence was just... She wasn't doing anything. It sounds like she was annoying the fuck out of you. It's literally me. This is a me thing. But you knew who you were before she got on this train and came to New York. He really wanted to be. Yeah, but he agreed when he was horny. Yeah, exactly. See, that's why you can't go.
I agreed when we talked on the Patreon. You were probably horny on this couch. Matt bricked up. See, but this is why you can't be horny and be like, yeah, come to New York. Come stay with me. Look, guys, this is a learning experience. Because as soon as you nut, Posting that clarity.
I'm telling you, the first night we never should have hooked up. I'm with Rory on that.
100%. Should have waited.
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Chapter 5: What was Julian's experience with his New Year's Eve date?
I was going to gladly take her out to a nice dinner. Her day. My fault. Yeah.
Go ahead, Damaris. Can you answer my question? I got to see how you spin this. What was the question again? Spin it. Please spin it.
Chapter 6: How did the group react to Julian's dating situation?
Can you answer my question? What's your question?
My question is, do you think that she didn't notice how annoyed you were by her and how much you did not fuck with her like that? You think that you are that fucking amazing? That is me.
I don't fuck with half of my family.
Like, I'm just an agitated person.
Julian, I've seen you with girls that you like and you're not an asshole to them. I've seen you with a girl that you liked and you were a you were fucking Bill Cosby before the pills you were the sweetest guy you were the sweetest fucking guy that's crazy I told y'all he didn't do it okay alright
You were the sweetest guy. Damaris, listen to what you're saying. You're justifying her. I'm not justifying her. You are. All I asked you to do was answer my question. You have not answered my question yet. Regardless if I'm into you or not, how is it acceptable for you to go on a whole nother fucking date, make out with someone, and bring him back to my apartment? And be clutching his Lulu.
Okay. That's where the distinction is.
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Chapter 7: What insights do they share about relationships and expectations?
I didn't say she was right. That's not what I said. I didn't say that she was right. Damaris, let me answer for him.
Yes, she could tell I was annoyed.
I also planned a date for us that night well in advance.
Now you tell me what he did wrong. Did you want to go to dinner with her? I scheduled two dinners. He kept pushing the reservation. I pushed the reservation. I was finding new restaurants. I was home. I was home at 6. Dinner was at 8. 8 came. I'm still out with my girlfriends. Probably getting plowed.
Okay, word.
I'll find a new dinner reservation.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the New Year's experience and future plans?
How do we know that? How do we know she wasn't getting plowed?
Meanwhile, he was on the court just thinking about her with every jump shot.
This man stood on the median in the rain, Damaris, while the chicken was getting cold two blocks down.
First of all, she wasn't getting plowed. If she was getting plowed at his house, he would have sent her in an Uber home. He wouldn't have walked her home.
Not at my house. The man she saw lives in New York. Okay, he would have sent her an Uber home. How do you know? How do you know that? They were walking in the rain. If they were fucking in a house and it's raining outside, he's not walking her to his house. He must live very close to me. I think she had him meet her somewhere around by your house. Mad shit to do by your house. No, no, no.
I don't believe because why would he be wearing my backpack? They were out walking and doing shit for a long time. This man was wearing my backpack.
You cannot let that go. No, I'm just saying if they're walking, if they're walking two blocks, if they're walking two blocks, she's not giving him a backpack to hold. You're going on a walk walk if someone else is like holding your baggage. They went to the fucking moment.
But that's what I'm saying. I don't think that she got plowed. I don't think that they fucked and then she walked.
No, they fucked in the bathroom at the moment. They were gone. They were together for at least six, seven hours.
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