Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to Russell Wilson and Ciara?
Yeah. I feel what you're saying. I have the right to be mad. God, you're white. I couldn't even take myself seriously there. I have the fucking right as an American to be mad. You should go on the Playboy website and leave like a, you know, like a little. A scathing review. Yeah. Like, listen, man, I don't know where the brand is headed, but I need to see more Bush. Where's the Bush? Yeah.
Hugh Hefner did not spend seven decades sex trafficking women for something like this to come out. Yeah, the brand took a left turn somewhere. Now it's just like, you know. That's the Teflon Don right there. Oh, Hugh? Oh, he got in and got out as a legend, didn't he? How? How did he make it through? Pay your taxes. White privilege. Pay your taxes. Pay your fare.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't make it through when this motherfucker made it through. Well, he took it too far. Yeah, that's a difference. I don't think Hugh went that far.
they may have been of age yeah yeah that makes all the difference in the world yeah there you go like there you go that's it the law the law the law you guys are fine with rape as long as they're of age no no no see don't do that this is your podcast do you want it to end no we're not okay with that who would say such a thing the conclusion of what you guys were saying no that's definitely not the conclusion we're saying um did you have been to the playboy mansion
Yes, it was a party. Whose party was it? I forgot whose party it was.
You're like farce gum to me.
I'm so jealous of the things that you experienced. Yeah, it was somebody's party. Somebody had a party at the Playboy Mansion one year. It was out in Cali. I can't remember what it was, but it wasn't... It was cool, but it wasn't, I guess, you know, kind of went in there with, you know, just... I don't know what I thought was going on.
I thought people were going to be having sex as soon as you walked in. Yeah, that's what I would assume. Naturally, but it wasn't that. It was a very...
cool you know party it was you know it was a lot of a lot of women there but it wasn't the you know the wild night that i thought it would be yeah same thing when i went to the puff one just me and al sharpen yeah you snuck in that one no no baby oil yeah well thank god i did now i'm not uh on the flight logs Thank fucking God. I did not RSVP to that one.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about Usher's impact on relationships?
Like you would think the stereotype would be. That the CEO, successful person would be an asshole and not even focus on somebody mopping up. Like the first time I was ever in an elevator with Leroy Cohen, he said the same thing to me. Who are you? What do you do? Tell me about yourself. Successful people do that shit. And that's good aura shit. They just want to know how broke you are. That too.
Look at this peasant. How can I exploit you for your work, sir? Oh, you do digital here? Yeah, yeah. Here's 10 other things that's not on your job description. Yeah, 100%. That's how that goes. But no, Cole has a good aura. Cole has a good aura. I didn't see too many clicks. That's just crazy. It is, man. Yo, just say yelling, Cole has a good aura. He does. I'm not saying that he doesn't.
It's just funny to hear another guy say that. That's all. I saw Eve talking about they brought Muhammad's crib to... Raleigh, North Carolina. I went to Muhammad's crib to shoot with Cole, with Muhammad too. Like watching, that's a real authentic thing. Like Cole really paid off his mortgage for the rest of his life.
Muhammad never needs a fucking thing for the rest of his life because he let Cole not pay his rent for five months because he was broke. Like that aura shit is real. Yeah, no, Cole, he's a good guy, man. You know, I gave him a lot of shit, a lot of hell last year, but that still doesn't mean that he's not a good guy. I believe he's a good guy. And I don't think like you would really define...
cole's existence as a good human being yeah i'm who am i i don't think cole's reevaluating with his wife and kids like damn i don't know maul doesn't really fucking my aura like that no i mean cole is a good guy man um i just don't you know it's all good it's all good yeah it's so good look what a year does we're healing no listen it's all good man a year to the date we are healing oh god look at this monday maul do you think you have a good aura
Do I have a good aura? Do you think you have a good aura? I think I have a great aura. Okay. Like what color you think it is?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts reflect on their own experiences with relationships?
Like my hue? Yeah. Oh, I should have brought my aura photo today. I don't know. Probably like some variant of like a light green.
Hmm.
You talking about what you're wearing right now? No, this is like more of an olive, more of a navy green. You give me more of like a lavender aura. Lavender? I like lavender. Green represents nurturing, compassion, and a deep connection to nature. It can also signify healing and growth. And Rory said he sees purple in- Light green, connection to nature, balance.
I'm a Libra, so balance is somewhere in there. I didn't even know that. Look at how I'm giving it to y'all. That's aura right there. When I don't even know my aura and I just- Can't fight fate. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. Like, come on, man. Tell me about yourself. I left out one part of the conversation that fucking terrified me. A six six Israeli man going, why do I need to know you?
I was like, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even know. Why do I need to? Which is such a brilliant question, though. He didn't mean it like an asshole. Why should I know you? Yeah. That's just people that just don't have small talk.
that's like get right to it like yo who are you like tell me about yourself leo i love you and i know you watch this podcast every day absolutely um he has as burgers in a good way like that's why i think leo colin is successful he has no filter of how he says anything yeah no like that's a talent though hell yeah that's a talent that's a skill yeah especially to do that around fucking eric b and get away with it yeah that's a skill that's a skill who are you tell me about yourself that shit in front of supreme yeah i feel like leo is goaded
i feel like people should go into first dates like that too though like fuck the small talk just like who are you why should i know you what's wrong with you what would your ex say is wrong with you what would your mama say is wrong with you like let's like really get to it don't don't say that because if a guy sat down on the first day that came at you like that you would get my answers already prepared i've been preparing them in the shower for years i know all the answers to them questions you are sicker than i thought you know you're
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Chapter 5: How can parents control their kids on flights?
Yeah, like, if you're going to be on a flight, control your kids, man. I will say, I mean, outside of the pottery experience over the weekend, you know, I traveled with Amara a lot when she was young. She was always fine on the planes, and I was always terrified because I didn't want to be that guy. Because kids piss me off on the plane all the time. Like...
Can you just tell your kid to shut the fuck up, please? It's not that. Because kids are going to be loud. But when the parent is not doing anything to kind of like, if it's like a kid that's hitting the seat in front of them or, you know, it's like we expect the kids to be kids, but like parents got to be parents too. And that's the part that I'm not annoyed with the kids.
I'm annoyed that the parent not trying to do anything to control the kid. That's me.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of using medication for kids on flights?
I'm not... I'm never mad at a kid yelling and making... That's kid stuff. But, like, if your kid is, like, banging on seats and... It's like, alright, fam. We trying not to have a combative...
thing here with the with the adult but come on get your get control of your kid well as a new parent i you know i don't do a lot of research and this is a learning on the go type of thing when i used to take basely on flights the vet would give me like a drug that would like damn near knock bays out for the flights i asked amara's pediatrician if there was something similar for children and i'm no longer allowed at nyu benadryl
How can I knock my child out for this five-hour flight? Benadryl, a little bit of melatonin. Yeah, Benadryl is always good. You can't give kids melatonin. They have baby melatonin. Where? You weren't aware of that? Yeah, they have baby melatonin. Where do you think these bags under my eyes came from? Well, I could just... Yeah, baby melatonin, just bite the adult one in half. No, they have it.
Like, they make it for kids. Or my mom did and just put rum on my gums and, you know, turn your child to a future alcoholic. Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah. They really did that to us. Yeah. My mom, she did that.
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Chapter 7: What are common pet peeves while flying?
I think it was like rum and vanilla extract when I was like teething. Like rubbing on my gums. That's like, you know, old school shit. Bourbon. Like people do that to their children. That's insane. I don't think that that's insane. Rubbing bourbon on your baby's gums is not insane. I wouldn't recommend it, but I don't think it's insane. I think knockout bottles are way more dangerous.
What's a knockout bottle? I don't know. Why didn't you tell me this? You don't need to be feeding that baby a knockout bottle. A knockout bottle is basically putting cereal. That's the scotch and the casamigos that you mix together? The scotchamigos. Putting cereal in a baby's bottle. And it's called a knockout bottle because when you make a baby that full, you basically give them the itis.
They don't wake up in the middle of the night, but you should not be giving infants cereal before they're ready because there's a good chance that they can aspirate in their sleep. But yeah, that was definitely a thing back in black households to call a knockout bottle cereal and baby bottles. Like the baby cereal in the bottles. Are you crushing up the cereal so they can drink it? I'm confused.
No, baby cereal. Like baby cereal. Okay, gotcha. In the baby bottle. Captain Crunch in that shit. I was like, how? All right. So how does the Captain Crunch get through the nipple thingy? Roy is going to buy some oops all berries and be at home grinding them up. Baby mouth all cut up. Yeah, like what you doing, man?
We put a mouth cut up.
Yeah, nah, man. Baby cereal, man. Taking a razor and just the recent pieces. Yeah, like you cutting crack. Let it liquefy in the pan. He in the crib cutting crunching berries like it's crack. No, man. Baby cereal, dog. Jesus Christ, bro. We get it together, man. No, I'm thinking like what sugary cereal would like put a kid down? Nah, baby cereal. Yeah, fill a baby up. Get him milk drunk.
what other icks do y'all have on planes well Michelle Williams she posted about being on a flight and somebody had their foot now this has happened to me it wasn't a bare foot it was like socks person had socks on but somebody had a bare foot on the side you know I guess the window seat that she had guy sitting behind her he had his foot against the window and didn't have any socks on
Now, I don't know if this is real or if this is, you know. You think Michelle just lying? You got to question everything these days, man. Not Michelle Williams.
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Chapter 8: What are the most unpopular food opinions shared?
Not somebody with some of the greatest runs we've ever heard in our entire life. And I'm just saying, you know, she might know the person. You know, that's all. She travels with a team, I'm assuming. She says, I promise you better get your foot from me. She's so Southern. No, I would seriously, like, wake them up. I would elbow their foot. Nah, you got to do what I did.
Pour some water on their feet. It's a good move too. Yeah, just get a little bottle of water that they put in your seat that you never want to drink. But you might activate the funk if you do that. You ever put something wet on something stank and it activate the funk? Yeah, but you're not going to keep your foot right here though. We're going to move this foot though.
By any means, this foot has to move. I'm putting juice or ginger ale or something that's got to be sticky. Like I'm ruining the rest of your flight since you wanted to put your big toe near me. Or you just like lean all the way with like your elbow and just push into their foot. And be like, oh, my bad. I didn't know. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to act like this is my elbow space.
I'm going to be using this the whole flight. Move your fucking foot. It's that when their feet come up here and also when you're in that weird place where the windows don't match up with every single seat. And now we have to figure out if this is my window or your window. Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to sleep and this shit is going down. I'm reaching back. I don't care if it's halfway yours.
This is going down. That's enough. But the airports are just dirty. I don't understand people that travel... with their feet out, like with sandals and flip flops. I don't understand that. I don't understand people that travel in shorts, let alone their feet out. Nobody wants to see your thighs on a fucking plane. No, but planes are cold.
That's why I don't understand people that travel with shorts. It don't matter if you're flying to the Bahamas and it's 92 degrees when you land. Put on some light sweatpants.
a t-shirt and a hoodie on the flight when you land take the hoodie off like you're just going to the resort or wherever you're going like you're not going to be that hot so you need to have your feet out like it's not i still don't understand how people have their feet out walking around outside of from women i understand how women wear but men because you're a perv you just want you to sit in toes no i mean i understand i think men wearing their feet out all day is crazy to me like it's not that hot bro
That's a woman thing. Y'all can wear sandals and open toe heels and all. Men having on flip flops all day outside walking around. I'm like, yo, where are you going? So you agreed with Cameron when he said Jay-Z couldn't be the king of New York because he had on chancletas? No, but Jay was actually on a boat. He was near a beach. He was near water. He's a man, though. He's nasty.
But he was near water. This gentleman was on a flight. Like, put some fucking sign. And you went through TSA like that. Mm-hmm. That's another egg, too, that I hate. Like, when you got to take your sneakers off. And you're walking out with everybody, some barefoot, dirty socks. That shit gives you... Airports are real. We don't realize how dirty airports are.
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