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New Rory & MAL

Episode 37 | “The Chef Up North”

01 Feb 2022

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Chapter 1: What themes are introduced in the podcast's opening segment?

0.031 - 3.575 Rory

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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5.878 - 9.483 Daniel Alarcón

I'm Daniel Alarcón, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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9.783 - 14.69 John Green

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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14.87 - 26.865 Daniel Alarcón

On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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27.031 - 34.359 John Green

Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

38.564 - 71.536 Mal

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The song that we are about to do for y'all tonight is dedicated to all the special ladies. Dedicated to the special ladies. The unspecial ones couldn't get it. The unspecial ones. You ever sang this to a girl? No, I don't think I ever sang this to a girl. I think this was definitely a voicemail. This felt like a voicemail song for sure. This was that shit though.

71.576 - 78.452 Mal

Saying leave your name and number after he gets his shit off is just nasty. Yo, you reached me. And like, what if I called you?

78.432 - 105.306 Mal

we never thought that through like what about when the homies call and you get day 26 yeah they get day 26 like that's disgusting oh my bad man she was gone he was bringing in between the lines what's up with day 26 it's over i don't know damaris was definitely into donnie though Donnie. Who was your favorite, D?

105.786 - 115.899 Rory

You know what the crazy thing is? When Day 26 came out, I was a little young to be crushing on them, if that makes sense. They were older men. I didn't have the older man crush on them type shit. If that makes sense.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts react to the de-sexualization of the green M&M?

149.206 - 158.136 Mal

That was back when you could fight on reality TV. Making the band, they scrapped for real. Like, there was two-minute fights. Yeah, yeah. Then Snooki got punched in the face, and then they just couldn't do it anymore. Yeah.

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158.116 - 187.836 Rory

no I think it was College Hill remember Crystal got beat with that shoe and was leaking all over the place I don't remember much College Hill I would never forget that fight for as long as I live that girl got beat in the face they was letting them fight she got beat in the face with a shoe and she was leaking and I think that's around the time they stopped remember College Hill I barely watched College Hill really I remember it but I wasn't that into it I was more of a Harlem Heights type of guy wasn't that the name of it

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187.968 - 201.364 Mal

My man CGF was on that show with Kanye's ex, the first one. Harlem Heights. Why wasn't you in Harlem Heights? I was doing something else that shouldn't have been on camera around that time. He was in Harlem. Yeah, I was for sure. Really in Harlem at that time.

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201.804 - 202.425 Rory

Really in Harlem.

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202.445 - 231.944 Mal

Yo, we was talking about Jackass and Tom Green. And I thought about it after we recorded. And it was so fucked up of us, not to mention Hits From The Street. That's true. Hits Hits was another one of those legendary, iconic, prankster, you know, what do you call them? Gaff? I have no idea what gaff means. A gaffer? A gaffer is like a film crew.

232.324 - 250.599 Mal

Isn't a gaff or something like when you prank, isn't that a word for it? I don't think so. A gag? A gag. There you go. Pause. See, that's why I was trying to stay away from that word. So you try to make up another word that was like a little pretentious of you? I feel like gaffe is like the white gag. No. Like the white version of gag.

251.681 - 254.847 Rory

Gaffe is millennial language for give a fuck.

254.827 - 256.85 Mal

Excuse me. Is that what the kids are doing?

256.87 - 257.491 Rory

G-A-F.

Chapter 3: What are the best hip-hop legend biographies mentioned?

350.491 - 371.273 Mal

I miss Punk'd. Punk'd was kind of funny. Punk'd was funny. Punk'd was funny. They had some good ones on there. They showed one on the internet the other day. I saw when they Punk'd Allen Iverson. That was just funny. They were telling Allen Iverson he couldn't get in a party. This is probably when Allen Iverson was easily the biggest athlete on the planet. And they're like, nah, you gotta wait.

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371.373 - 389.015 Mal

And they brought in some random white girl. He was like, yo, who the fuck is that? And didn't they get another guy with Iverson after that? There was another NBA player with the same name. They got a bunch of NBA players. They got a bunch of them. Kanye was great on Punk'd. He was running away with the film. You don't remember that? He still is.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the portrayal of reality TV shows?

389.055 - 400.829 Mal

He got the laptop from Ray J. The second installment of the sex tape. He wanted to get that from Ray J. This is a true story? Yeah. I watched the interview that he did with Jason Lee.

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401.089 - 403.972 Rory

A rep for Kim Kardashian said that that does not exist.

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404.973 - 419.526 Mal

How would the rep know? The rep is supposed to say that. But I believe Kanye. He got a rundown on Raymond. Is that Ray J's real name? I was just about to ask you that. Raymond J. I mean, I think his mom should say, yo, it's Ray.

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419.726 - 421.249 Rory

Ray Sean. It's not like Ray.

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421.269 - 440.342 Mal

You are such a nigga. Ray Sean. Look at the name that popped into my head. Ray Sean. You know a Ray Sean. How long y'all talk to each other? I definitely got an ex named Ray Sean. For sure. Ray Sean rolled off your tongue too quick. You went straight to Ray Sean. You perked up a little bit when you said Ray Sean too.

440.382 - 447.614 Unknown

Ray Sean. Ray J's real name is William. William Ray Norwood Jr.

447.694 - 451.699 Mal

William Ray. William Ray. Why couldn't it be Willie J?

451.719 - 452.5 Rory

Nah, that nigga Bill.

452.82 - 461.872 Mal

Willie J is nasty. He can't be Willie J? Nah. He did it right. Are you listening to One Wish if it's by Willie J? Nah. Wasn't someone in Day 26 called Willie J?

Chapter 5: What are the opinions on Michael B. Jordan's acting?

3463.84 - 3465.703 Rory

I think that he was really bad at that.

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3465.723 - 3467.305 Mal

Because he killed King T'Challa?

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3467.325 - 3472.352 Rory

No, no, no. The acting was horrific. It was unwatchable.

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3472.332 - 3500.415 Mal

okay what about uh mercy that's the name of that when he was a lawyer i thought he was real good in that with jamie foxx he played the lawyer yeah that was like to me that was the movie where i was like okay he cannot okay because you got to kind of see them when obviously michael b jordan's in great shape so he's gonna play these movies creed and you know yeah because it's like you know that's what the women are going to the box opinions on weight today yeah oh we're weight shaming you know but um i think i think mercy was uh the movie where i said okay he can he can really act

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3500.53 - 3505.677 Rory

All right, I'm going to have to check that out. So, Michael, I apologize. I am no one, but I apologize.

3505.737 - 3527.128 Mal

And I'll gauge that off for the fact that the scene with him and Jamie, Jamie obviously being an Academy Award winning actor. Like, in that scene, he's talking to Jamie because Jamie's an inmate on death row. And Michael B. Jordan was a lawyer. He did a good job. He did a great job. And that's how you gauge it. I like the other dude, too, that plays in the Wu-Tang show that was in...

3527.733 - 3529.917 Mal

The Equalizer 2. I like him.

Chapter 6: What makes the Wu-Tang series stand out?

3530.357 - 3534.103 Mal

Which Wu-Tang member do you play? I wanted to say RZA, right?

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3534.123 - 3534.364 Unknown

Oh, RZA.

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3534.404 - 3541.215 Mal

Oh, you know, he's great. I didn't know his real name. I like him. Yeah, he's really dope. Yeah, what's his real name? Because I don't like doing... I don't like just... Yeah, Ash... Sanders?

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3542.277 - 3542.978 Rory

Ashton Sanders.

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3543.098 - 3562.5 Mal

Ashton Sanders. I like Ashton Sanders a lot. He definitely turned up the RZA accent in Season 2. But I feel like he's in a position that's unfair. And I don't know if you're a Sopranos fan. It's the same way I felt about the guy that had to play Silvio in Many Saints of Nord. No matter how you play it, it's going to look weird.

3563.683 - 3563.823 Unknown

Mm-hmm.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the portrayal of artists in movies?

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3564.2 - 3583.845 Mal

It's going to feel like a parody because no one sounds like RZA and no one acts like Silvio in The Sopranos. It's going to look odd. He has no choice but to do the voice because you'd kill him if he just did a regular voice. And RZA's voice sounds insane if it's not coming from RZA. So it's going to feel weird. Fucking ridiculous.

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3584.095 - 3591.726 Rory

People talked a lot of shit and they got caught a lot of flack for the Notorious movie. But I think that person did an amazing job playing Vicky.

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3592.166 - 3598.655 Mal

Oh, Gravy? Gravy? Yeah, he did a good job. Yeah, I thought Gravy was great. I think he did a great job. I can't believe I'm blanking on her name.

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3598.675 - 3610.812 Rory

Which one we'll call it did a great job is Kim. I want to call her Tasha so bad. I'm trying not to call that girl Tasha. But yeah, she did an amazing job.

3611.348 - 3636.664 Mal

as well the notorious movie i just felt like was too soon like everybody we was all there notorious yeah notary she did a good job in that as kim i know people killed her when they first found out she was uh casted as little kim she did a good job little kim killed her when she first found out she was cast well little kim killed everybody in that movie but i think she didn't she did a fucking amazing job

3636.931 - 3646.662 Mal

I actually thought All Eyes on Me wasn't as bad as everyone said it was. It wasn't as bad. People killed that movie. Yeah, that wasn't as bad as people made it. I didn't see it.

3647.083 - 3648.124 Rory

Well, they said he had an iPhone.

3648.465 - 3660.899 Mal

He did not. They're lying. That's what I'm saying. They was drinking Ciroc in the TLC movie. Because I waited for that. I went to see that Tupac movie just so I was like, there's no way they let that slip.

Chapter 8: What are the discussions around the Hall of Fame and Barry Bonds?

3660.999 - 3676.401 Mal

He did not have an iPhone in this movie. And I watched it. I was like, why are they lying? Like, they just be saying, it's like somebody said something and people that didn't see the movie just run with it. But the Tupac movie was not that bad at all. I thought that was a really good movie. I think that it should, it would have been better as probably a series because it was so much.

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3676.441 - 3695.305 Mal

I feel like they kind of just skimmed through. Like we should have saw more early Pac. For sure. You know what I mean? Just kind of get that, you know, him in school and, you know, moving to the West Coast and I think living in New York more. We should have seen more of that. And I feel like there's just oversaturating with the big and pop...

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3695.487 - 3724.465 Mal

documentaries movies series all that but I would love a real Tupac series like that I would like to start even the first few episodes just be about Athena and then get Tupac that's what I'm saying like as a Netflix series or Prime whatever you want to put it on I think that that it would be it's more to that story so much that we needed to see and you know from two of the most iconic figures in our culture I just felt like a two two hour movie was just you trying to cram too much into two hours

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3724.445 - 3749.625 Rory

yeah but i really didn't think it was it was that it wasn't bad it wasn't bad the tupac movie was not so out of artists like you know like feature film movies that they have about artists past lives like which one do you think will probably be your favorite or the most iconic or that you think was shot really well because i think straight out of compton was done i think it's the best one that's ever been done that opening scene alone was done like fucking it was amazing i think notorious would be next though i really enjoyed notorious

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3749.605 - 3772.272 Mal

i would put this wu-tang series number two yeah wu-tang wu-tang series is really good but that's because it's a series they take their time they tell more of the stories of so many members that they got to kind of touch on each one of their lives and so you that had to be a series there's no way they could have made they can make a movie but i'm glad they did the series first because it gives you the real in-depth look into the um you know wu-tang um

3773.247 - 3779.919 Mal

The new edition VH1 shit was incredible. They killed that shit. Yeah, that was great. Honestly, the TLC one.

3779.939 - 3782.063 Unknown

The TLC movie was really good, too.

3782.103 - 3790.058 Mal

Lil Mama killed Left Eye. That was really, really good. But that was on, was it VH1? VH1, yeah. But VH1 did a new edition as well.

3791.388 - 3813.497 Rory

and the bobby brown bobby brown had a follow-up right yeah which was very interesting to me because like i'm you know i like that era of music but i'm younger so i didn't know that you know that whole story of who got who on drugs and things like that i didn't know bobby brown was sleeping with my beloved jenna jackson i didn't know any of that yeah he told it all bobby was the bobby was that he was that dude

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