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Episode 475 | Career Day

02 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What insights does Baby D share about Career Day?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.

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There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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38.894 - 42.617 Daniel Alarcon

I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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42.957 - 48.022 John Green

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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48.042 - 59.852 Daniel Alarcon

On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

60.292 - 67.939 John Green

Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

69.404 - 87.079 Edwin Castro

Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro1021. And I'm Konky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports.

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And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down.

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Dorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man. They holding Kate Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues.

Chapter 2: What are the key themes in Brandy's upcoming memoir?

305.564 - 326.471 Rory

Those sliders came. He just took the top bun off and ate it. What about the bottom bun? Like a fucking soccer mom. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, it catches the sauce. You're right. He's not psychotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense. Well, Miss Damaris is here. Fresh off guiding our youth. Yes. I was in here yawning. Mom was like, fuck you tired from already.

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326.531 - 328.253 Rory

I went to a career day.

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328.233 - 351.625 Rory

you had a career day i went to a career day oh did you tell them about your escapades last week did you tell them what you was doing last week i know why would i tell the children because it's spring break it's so important to just add that into the spring break i did not i did not tell the third and fourth graders about my escapades in houston sometimes you don't show up to your career yeah yeah you let them know that yeah sometimes you gotta find your career sleep on a roof in houston

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351.605 - 363.454 Rory

No, it was really, really, that was probably one of the most fulfilling things I've done in a very long time. I was nervous. I know what that means. What you mean? What that means? Baby, are you ready for a baby? You ready for a baby? What the?

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364.413 - 386.995 Rory

what is your brains because if he was fulfilling you sitting down talking to kids yeah it was that means that you know that's the nurturing mother thing in you that's like you know what i love kids like i love talking to kids and helping kids and or i could just like volunteer more like i'm you know help the kids start their youtube channels i don't i don't know about popping them no we don't need we don't need more kids with more youtube channels don't please yeah

387.211 - 408.457 Rory

We need construction workers. We need nurses, doctors. We need more of that. We need more black nurses and black doctors. Clearly more people to join the Marines. Yeah, clearly. Well, what I told the kids was I said, don't just go off into a lot of people just want to become content creators and they're an expert in nothing like us. I feel like you should go.

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I said, go and do get your degree in something. If you want to be a nurse, if you want to be a doctor and use the YouTube channel or the content creation as a second form of income, because then you can give people advice and tell people about the career that you already have. So but so they were so interested. They were very engaged. They were great kids. They had interesting questions.

428.875 - 455.929 Rory

did you uh hit him with the spongebob big guy pants okay big guy big guy that's that's what they all do they were fourth graders they were third and that's that's who listens to that song that definitely is who listens to that song now fourth and fifth grade and my spongebob third and fourth grade my apologies ice spice for anything bad i've ever said that's ice by song it's ice by song no i was telling them all it's ice by song it's not a spongebob song it's ice by song she has a she has a thriller on her hands with the kids right now

457.259 - 475.078 Rory

Like it's thriller level in the elementary schools. Okay. They were cool though. They were asking me questions. They were like, so what do you use to edit? Do you use CapCut? I'm like, what you know about CapCut? He's like, that's what I use to edit my clips. you're eight. Like, I don't like, what are you? It was very interesting. It was, it was amazing.

Chapter 3: What reactions arise from the discussion about Wanya Morris?

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You didn't ask. I didn't ask the important questions.

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559.927 - 573.582 Rory

You were in there. You asked, would you ask the kids? Well, I asked them the number one question I asked them. I was like, have any of you ever gotten in trouble for talking too much in class? Like, is that on your report card? They all raised their hands. And I was like, okay, that can make me too. That can make you money one day. Hmm.

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573.562 - 588.036 Rory

Um, and then I asked them like, you know, like what they, a lot of them wanted to be entertainers. So I like, I did like a mock podcast with them. So I invited like three of them up out of each class and I did like a mock interview with them. And like, they love that where they like answer the questions and like they were the celebrity.

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And I was like, you know, even if you don't go into podcasting, if you want to be a singer or you want to be a basketball player, like you're going to have to learn how to interview one day and that's a skill that you have to develop. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. Yeah. So it was, they had a lot of fun doing that. All right.

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600.629 - 620.424 Rory

I mean, we can bring some pod equipment there one day and they can actually record. Yeah. They were, they were, you know, the people that got me were trying to, they were like, you know, do you think Rory and Marla come in? I said, what time is it? They were like eight 30 in the morning. I was like, no. I drop them off at seven 30. It's perfect. It's in East New York. Well, yeah, exactly.

620.584 - 626.753 Rory

No, go ahead. Go. I'll leave now. Yeah, exactly. So, but it was fun. So shout out to them.

627.193 - 628.215 Carlos King

Shout out to the kids.

628.375 - 646.079 Rory

I believe the children are off. You ain't even start singing Whitney to them. They don't even know Whitney. Do they know Whitney? Yo, one of the kids was like, they were, I was like, you know, who's your favorite celebrities or whatever? And they were like, one kid was like Snoop Dogg. The other kid was like Eminem. And the other kid, I'm like, y'all parents. And I was like, what's your favorite?

646.099 - 663.995 Rory

I asked one kid, what's your favorite song? She was like, like Candy Rain. So for real? Yes. It's probably caught something on TikTok. No, I think it's their, at that age, your parents' favorite music is your favorite music. That's why a little, Snoop Dogg ain't viral on TikTok. That's your parents' favorite artist. Okay, yeah, I guess that does it. So it was all very cute.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the youth's perceptions of celebrity relationships?

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Why would you put your dad through that? We are fucked. Look what the kids want to have. Look what they want to eat with. I know. NBA Youngboy don't even eat. He don't even eat. He don't eat Pop-Tarts for dinner and shit, baby. He definitely looks like a cereal for dinner type of guy for sure. Maybe a young boy definitely eat pizza rolls for fucking dinner and shit like that.

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727.051 - 738.147 Rory

He ain't eating no real dinner. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. When I was young, this shit, I would have been like Lloyd Banks. And I'm sure all the adults would be like, what are we doing, man? You want to have dinner with Lloyd Banks?

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738.127 - 762.447 Rory

like who your favorite rappers at the time is not that crazy to say I would have dinner with Lloyd Banks what if you're like a kid no kid has ever said that I know I'm just using an example for when you're younger I was in middle school like all the girls would have said you owe Santana oh for sure that's a fact oh my god we've been fucked I thought it was like but that's kids that's what they like like yeah come on man you would have loved to go to dinner with Biz

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762.916 - 773.566 Rory

Marquee. Rest in peace to the legend. Rest in peace to the legend for real, but no. I would have said an athlete before I said a rapper. Really?

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773.786 - 774.106 Carlos King

Yeah.

774.126 - 789.888 Rory

Because you already had dinner with all the rappers. No, I would have said, I would have probably said Michael Jordan or something like that. Okay. I wouldn't have said fucking, who's a rapper? I wouldn't have said Big Daddy Kane. You know. I don't want to eat with that nigga. Eat with Mike Jordan, nigga. Like, that's what I would have eaten with.

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I would have probably said Janet Jackson or Britney Spears at that age, at seven, eight. Yeah, you definitely would have said Janet. I would have said Janet or Britney. Yeah. it was very embarrassing having a young kids, like not very embarrassing, but you know, you, you mentioned like, you know that, you know, Oh, Hey, yeah.

804.935 - 823.46 Rory

Sometimes we interview celebrities and they start pulling out the big names and you got to like, tell them, no, they like SZA. Nah, Rihanna. Nah. You should have been like, nah, Frankie Quinones. What? I love Frankie, but that's what you mean? Funny enough, when I started- You know any right tackles on the Tennessee Titans?

823.761 - 833.63 Rory

I named some of our biggest interviews and the most applause I got, funny enough. Well, not funny enough, but I didn't expect it from seven, eight-year-olds, was Jade. They'd be crazy.

Chapter 5: What happens when a fan confronts a rapper about their music preferences?

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Impressed you? I mean, he was in one of his cities. He was like, yeah, like, why you be dick riding Kendrick like that? Like, what's your issue with Drake? I said, you...

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I was like stuck I was like is this are you dead ass right now like this is like real life this isn't the internet like you're really I was like I don't have a problem with Drake he was like yeah nah but like what's your issue with him I'm like I don't have an issue with Drake I just be doing now you know how I feel when I'm being targeted niggas run down on me niggas run down on you and target I'm just trying to get some dove like niggas feel like yo I'll be like fam I don't know what you're talking about peace and love to everybody man

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3087.245 - 3091.85 Rory

That happens to you? What? Hell yeah. Like actual Kendrick fans will say that?

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Chapter 6: How do fans react when they meet their favorite artists?

3091.87 - 3114.417 Rory

Yeah. That's funny. That's fucking insane. I literally, I felt like, I felt like Ralph and Wreck-It Ralph from the internet. I'm like, have I stepped into the internet in like real life? But it's a different energy though. I think when dudes run up on me like that, they can tell quickly like, oh nah, like he ain't, he might swing right now though. Cause I just give him a look like a fan like,

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3115.578 - 3134.768 Rory

This is not that. Like, please don't. I got deodorant in the shopping cart, though. Like, mouthwash and shit. Like, I'm trying to find a baby wipes. Like, we not doing that right now. I would hate to have to. Not in here. That shit is fucking. That shit was the thing. He was cute, too. So I thought he was trying to holler. He was like, yo, I'm like.

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he like nah like you really got smoke mind you I'm in Houston I'm like you with like Prince and I'm like why am I getting pressed like the house was there the house was there I said like you oh you just a Drake fan he was like yeah like I just don't understand I was like I was like fam I'm just doing my job you have fun though the house was always watching you never know what tree they in their heads could do 360s and shit

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3160.786 - 3168.337 Rory

The Owls? You thought the Owls wasn't going to be at Burgers and Bottles? Is that what you thought? That nigga said you never know what treat it is.

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3168.518 - 3169.359 Carlos King

You never know what treat it is.

3169.379 - 3190.388 Rory

I'm just saying, you Owls, you Burgers and Bottles, you thinking it's safe? You a mouse to them. Nigga, I'll drop right in on you. I'll drop right in on you. I was safe, I promise you. I was so stuck. I completely forgot that shit happened to me. And with that situation, the most I get from pod listeners is someone will either yell, tell Maul I said fuck Kendrick or tell Maul I said fuck Drake.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of 42 Dugg's 'thickest women' bracket?

3190.408 - 3209.712 Rory

That's usually the only thing that's yelled at me in that room. It's either a Drake fan or Kendrick fan. Tell Maul what? Tell Maul fuck Kendrick or tell Maul fuck Drake. Okay, then what? No, it's them thinking, like, Rory gonna go back and be like, and, like, tell him. Nah, Rory be relaying it sometimes. Sometimes, nah, sometimes I get it.

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3209.732 - 3222.4 Rory

You call me, like, y'all just see somebody that was like, yo, fuck Drake. Like, all right, Rory, I'll talk to you later. Like, what you calling me for? No, my favorite one is when I run into listeners, they say, where Maul at? I don't fucking know, bruh.

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3222.38 - 3246.244 Rory

i told you like met the man in red man you see met the man you gotta ask him with red man i'll be on tiktok i'll be crashing i just know a video is gonna go fire on me one day crashing on tiktok when i'm on tiktok doing my makeup to get ready to come to work and niggas i'll be in my crib 11 a.m yo we're mall i don't fucking know why the fuck are you asking me about a nigga that's not my nigga i don't know where the fuck he at i'll be getting so mad i'm like where the fuck your boss at my nigga i don't know where he's at

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you asking me for or they'll get on there like yo tell maul i said fuck yeah they said that same thing like tell maul i said fuck drake yo i'm out here talking about what shade blush i have i'm running it if you don't get the fuck out my face bro that shit pisses me off or like when i was gone they'll come into my inbox like yo tell maul and nigga i'm not even in the same city like you're you're out you're listening to an episode i'm not out a screenshot and send it to us yeah we gotta we gotta know that information what the fuck

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3272.853 - 3295.079 Rory

bro I mean it helps us as a community we're building communities I guess we like them we need to know what everybody in the community is feeling that's all what is with our generation I won't even blame it on the younger kids what is the infatuation with making everything music related homoerotic like it's starting to get weird what do you mean Yo, stop slobbering all over Drake's cock.

3295.119 - 3312.222 Rory

It's like, bro, why, why does everything when it comes to music debates now have to be so homoerotic? Like it's getting kind of like weird a little bit. It's almost like flirting or fantasizing at this point. Yeah. Like, of course I'm like, we come from the age of like, yo, get off his dick like this and that.

3312.242 - 3319.532 Rory

It has just went to a whole different, I don't know if it's because porn is everywhere and like we're over sexualized and now it's just moved over into music debates.

3319.512 - 3339.094 Rory

but don't be like yo stop putting your dick in Kendrick ass I'm like yo what why did your brain go there just be like yo I like good kid mad city yeah it do be mad like I know it's weird they gotta make it as disrespectful as possible yeah but to me it's not disrespectful Suck my dick is disrespectful.

Chapter 8: Which cities are debated for having the thickest women?

3339.114 - 3359.712 Rory

Well, that's the same thing. No, they're doing like erotic dissertations. Like when you would call the sex hotline and it would be like the girl that would be talking to you. It's like that, but now in Instagram comments of like writing erotic poetry about how much you're sucking Drake's dick. It's odd. Yeah. Yeah.

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3359.692 - 3381.683 Rory

Everything has become very like, not even just homoerotic, just like people cannot have a normal conversation. Like us, right? People have not, cannot have a normal conversation without somehow making it like making a sexual innuendo or reference. Like it's ridiculous. Yeah. I don't. No, that's not true. You have plenty of conversations without making sexual references.

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3382.321 - 3401.345 Rory

I do have them, but I do make a lot of them. We do a lot of it on this podcast. Well, I think it just depends. There's always a sex joke in the back of the mind. Well, it depends on who you're talking with. If you're with your friends, that's part of the friend group. That's all in good fun. It's not like me saying, hey, I'd love to go to Yankee Stadium to see Jay-Z.

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And then the comment is like, wipe your mouth. Like, yo, what?

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Yeah.

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What the fuck? Yo, wipe your mouth, fam. Holy shit. Yeah, when niggas was posting they got their tickets, I definitely wouldn't say, yo, wipe your mouth, baby. You posting your tickets, yo, wipe your mouth, fam.

3421.1 - 3444.93 Rory

damn no you can't support well you can't support nobody these days love love blueprint yo you doing tricks on it yeah you can't support can't support i hate that too though i hate the thought i hate when i hate supporting someone out loud is now called dick writing i always hate that or like even when people when you support people out loud and they in their head be like yeah she'd be on my dick

3444.91 - 3460.922 Rory

Yeah, when you support, it's dick riding. When you don't support, you hating. I thought that was the final boss of everything, though. What? Because that's how it was before. You either was dick riding or you was hating. There was no middle ground. I was like, all right. Now it's like you squirting on it. Yeah. Yeah, like just sitting on it ain't enough yet. No. Now you spinning.

3461.643 - 3466.092 Edwin Castro

You doing tricks. And then the other side is let me leak the address to your family. Yeah.

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