Ninjas Are Butterflies
178 - Secret Sonic Weapons in Venezuela, Tomb Raider, & Seeing Eye Chair
23 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What shocking discovery was made in Pennsylvania?
A man in Pennsylvania was found with hundreds and hundreds of human body remains within his home. Why did he have them? How did he get them? Find out more. We just got a firsthand account testimony from a guard on the compound of Nicolas Maduro. And he talks about how the U.S. military used secret weapons that made their nose bleed and vomit blood. Yuck. And we're going to talk all about it.
Chapter 2: What are the claims about secret weapons used in Venezuela?
And the true story behind Stranger Things is crazier than you think. It connects our government with other occult practices. Find out how.
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Chapter 3: How does the true story behind Stranger Things connect to government practices?
Whoa. Stop that. This is a bad president. It's like, Josh, you've been doing this a lot. It's not a joke. It's not even funny anymore. My wife's hot. All right. I love her. Yeah. Wait. No, I know you love her. I was agreeing with how you feel. You said the hot part. I didn't say the hot part. You said the hot part. No, I agreed with your sentiment of like, I know you feel that way. What the?
I'm not scared of you. You shouldn't be. Were you looking for the knife? No. Is that why you were looking over? You were about to stab me. No, I was not. Yes, you were. You look at the rolling bag. You saw your eyes went down. Stop now.
neck it it's not crazy painful but the skin sucks it's like my least favorite place to tattoo is is on the neck yeah um this one was my first one ever and that was so painful really do you think you could take something because i'm trying to like want to incorporate more color into in style for those two do you think like add yeah like add to and just make it look more fun um possibly
please please i don't know though there the thing is both of those tattoos are fairly well done yeah it's not like they're bad and so that that's always the fear is like it's already a fine tattoo and then to try to like push some extra stuff into it yeah i was just thinking about adding color maybe i don't know we'll figure it out yeah i don't know we'll see we'll see hey cory's here corn dog
Welcome out. Cornelius Victorious. We're just talking about our bodies. Yeah, just our bodies. And where it hurts to work. You got something new on your body today. Yeah. About two hour and a half ago. Yeah. Get on up there, daddy. Look at that.
There he is.
The man in the big fish. Whoa, that's a lot of thigh. Not enough. Not enough. Got to put a couple of treble hooks on that after the fact. You know what this looks like, though? It looks like when I'm depressed and I just lay in the shower. Yeah. That's me when I can't stop throwing up. I'm like, please, God, if you're real, take this from me. Oh, yeah. Glad to have you back.
All the way from Indiana. Hey, the Hoosiers. That's right. We are Hoosiers. Is it in Miami? Where are they doing the national championship game?
They're doing the national championship. Is that the basketball sport or the football sport? The football one.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the Jake Paul curse?
Well, yeah, I disagreed with some of the calls, but it did.
Yeah, it seemed a little fishy. They can't be perfect. Yeah. It happens. Yeah. Hey, the Super Bowl's on my birthday this year. Wow. They're celebrating big. Wow. Not bad for your age. Yeah. Thanks. I'm going to go. Who's going to the Super Bowl? Do we know yet? Of course we do. We just got to talk about it. Yeah. We don't want to give it away. Chiefs versus the Dolphins. Mmm. That would be sad.
is Papa John's doing another deal? Uh, I think, I think that's where the corn dog for myself came from was, uh, Papa John's did a coin flip deal that if it landed heads, then you got a free pizza and it landed tail. So I just made two emails and one of them I called corn dog. It happened to be the email that I currently use for most things.
So when I do pick up pizzas, uh, from Papa John's, they're like corn dog. I'm like,
Yes, that is me. That's me.
The winner.
Speaking of Papa John's, so you've heard the Papa John's Pentagon thing? Oh, yeah. So right before the Venezuelan thing with Maduro. Yeah.
yes that's the first time i remember his name uh before maduro the the spike for papa john or for uh the pentagon was up 700 but it was like a week ish after yeah it jumped up like 1400 oh so we don't know what something's about to happen something could have already happened that's what i'm saying dude it's going like maybe we're invading greenland already yeah Yeah, that's crazy.
We'll talk about that here in a minute. Taking it with our bare hands. Bare hands. Yeah. I mean, we've got to have some good warfare by now. I mean, why aren't we putting Neuralink chips inside grizzly bears and just putting them on the front lines, dude?
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Chapter 5: What happens when kids try to touch a manatee?
And it's creepy when all you have is like a green like dock light or like one light. So it's like fun. Then you're in the water and then panic ensues. The other thing we know as Floridians is you do not touch manatees. That's a hard rule. And I'll link the podcast because I'm completely stealing a story.
And I've started following them because of the story. I steal stories all the time.
This story is gnarly. So these kids are jumping. And then I think he said they're like 10 and 12. And so making bad decisions, not condoning it. But they're literally swimming, having time of their lives. And then a manatee pops up. And he's like, dude, what do you give me? If I touch the manatee, he's like, dude, jump on the manatee.
And so he agrees, literally runs the dock and body slams the manatee thing. And this is like a great idea. And it's going to be epic hits the water.
there's three kids and the other two kids are like where'd he go they're expecting to hear just all sorts of thrashing or like you know the kid to hurt himself because the thing's huge and maybe he didn't penetrate but like nothing and then like three four five six seconds however long it was it was seconds go by and he comes up out of the water screaming i just killed manatee bro hit it and went straight through it oh because the manatee had been
dead and washed up to the dock oh and i will spare the details of this story but literally fell through jelly oh my gosh and had to come back to the surface through what he had just exploded
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Chapter 6: How does the story of the grave robber unfold?
Bro, that is disgusting. Also kind of what you deserve for trying to body slam a manatee. Jerk. Don't do that. They're the nicest animals in the world. I know. There's videos of them. They have no natural predators. Crocodiles, alligators. They're just swimming. Don't mess with them. Don't mess with Bob.
The thing that hooked me to keep watching this video is I was like, I swear if this kid jumps on a manatee, I'm calling. I was getting angry and I was like, oh man, that's way more story than I thought I was getting. That's crazy. I thought like when you jumped in the water, my guess was he became the manatee. And that's what all manatees are, is just trapped souls of rebellious children.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Seeing Eye Chair?
That's the man part of the word.
I might have to run that with Noah. I like that. Do you know the Spanish conquistadors tried to eat manatees? I heard that. But they taste pretty good. And they got a curse. They just said it tasted real bad.
Yeah. It makes sense.
It tastes like elephant. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of elephant. Elephant. Speaking of remember things.
Look at that elephant.
Whoa. Look at that. New shirt alert.
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Chapter 8: What insights are shared about psychological warfare?
New shirt alert. And guess who designed it?
Oh.
Our corn dog. I drew that picture.
Dude, we need to get you a logo for this episode or a t-shirt where it's literally Cory as a corn dog, but it has tattoos on the corn dog.
That would be so cool. Yeah, I'm all about that.
Please draw it. You're going to have to draw yourself. That's fine. It's a self-portrait.
I've drawn, I've portraited myself before. Good.
Speaking of portrait. Send it to CoolSwag.com. Go get that shirt now. Yes. Go get it right now. It's on sale right now. Go get it. Please. Speaking of portrait shirts. Yeah. I got this crazy story about a book in the CIA and TP USA. Toll paper USA. Maybe. Maybe not. So basically, I'll tell you my answer.
Don't go anywhere.
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