Jalen Duren's Empty Threat, Ballmer Accepts NBA Punishment, New Nike Jerseys
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Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks Podcast presented by FanDuel. It's Monday, September 14th, 2026. I'm Jay E. Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as always, Tasmillis. Basketball lovers, this is for you. Next to him is my top shot hot boy, Trey Kirby. Ayo, Ayo. And over yonder, making the magic happen, super producer JD Hello. There he is. Here we are. Hello to everybody. Joining us live on YouTube. Love to see it. Hit the like button. Subscribe. Podcast listeners, five star ratings and reviews. Appreciate everyone that's already done that. Bears Bill's Super Bowl looking good after week one. Mm-hmm. Oh, baby. How many points did you guys put up there yet?
Fifty nine. Whew, nearly nice. Fifty nine points. Uh Caleb Williams, MVP. Book it right now. I mean isn't it Ben Johnson said we're gonna set the single season record for points scored and then they went out and scored fifty nine in the first game. He had four touchdowns, Caleb did. And he's the second best Caleb W in town. That's crazy. Oh,
I do like Caleb Olsen. Ben Johnson's the second best Ben Johnson of all time, I gotta say.
Um I was gonna say, isn't it there's a weird fact that the Bears have never had a four thousand passing quarterback, so yeah, he's well on his way to that. That's cool. Maybe five K, maybe six K in this guy. Who knows?
Their head coach said it. He did it. It was just a great Sunday of sports. Oh yeah. Well yeah, we did. The Bills, you final of the US Open, the US winning the FIBA World Cup.
It's just just great Sunday. Sports, sports, sports. We like sports. Um this is fun. Late last week, I'm sure a lot of you that are following us here or maybe live on YouTube have seen this already, but we launched The No Dunks YouTube station. So this is a nonstop stream of like basketball drones, starters, no dunks classics, videos, podcasts, whatever, that is just running twenty four seven, three sixty five. It's going right now. It sure is. You go watch it. Now there's like some weird like hiccup where it sometimes goes black for a little while. I think that's a YouTube thing, not us.
It's definitely a YouTube thing. I think I've solved it. Oh,
good
job. I think. Okay. And I think it's because I edited out a lot of our ads from a couple of our shows. And I think it's just keeps playing afterwards like it thinks the ads are still there. I didn't want to endorse Magic Spoon anymore. Oh no. Or those liquid eggs we were eating for a while. Oh God, I forgot. Yeah, keep going. What else do we endorse? Hello Fresh. Fresh Hello. How what is it called? HelloFresh. Hello Fresh. Yeah, yeah. Goodbye fresh for a while. Big factor
households.
Yeah, that wasn't that one. Uh anyway, so that was the issue. I think I think I've solved it 'cause I think I removed it and then added them and maybe it just understands that the videos are shorter, but classic after classic. I mean name one classic that you'd love to see on the No Dunks channel. And I'll tell you if it's there.
Uh there was one I
NBA Red Zone. There.
Extreme Horse.
Of course. Of course the horse.
Dancing in jackets.
Hundred percent. Like a bush? Like a bush. Going way back. Jeez. Banana eating. Oh. Basketball washing.
Oh wow. COVID days. Oh, did you uh recent or like later on uh as the weekend went on, add me and Lee arguing about breakfast? Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
Because somebody else had already uploaded that and I just downloaded
their upload. Oh
wow.
And uploaded
We're
ripping our own content from other people pirating our content.
I could have got it from one of our videos instead of
Would
it have been higher quality? Maybe. Hold on. I didn't also didn't say Vladimir Guerrero hit his first home home run this year. His first home run in Sunday. Oh that it was what?
Yes. Yeah. In September. He hadn't hit a home run at home until this weekend. And that's why
Sunday was great. I
had to mention that.
Yeah, that's that's more phenomenal than good on your good Sunday sports.
list but still you won't be able to see that no no no I just had to add YouTube
station but everything else that Tass mentioned or we asked about it's there so go check that out.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–13:50
2
What NBA headlines are covered at the start of the episode?
13:50–14:20
3
How did Steve Ballmer respond to the NBA’s salary‑cap punishment?
14:20–59:21
4
What are the details of the Jalen Duran contract negotiations with Detroit?
59:21–1:02:10
Speakers
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