The No Jumper Show Ep # 448 with Kraig Smith
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What wardrobe and mic banter opens the episode?
Say something to your mic, Craig. I can't hear that mic check.
Make it a mic. Check the mathematics. I thought you were wearing like a R&B superstar costume or something for a second because it's the same color green.
A Ninja Turtle pop locker. That's what I'm saying. What you feeling about this shirt, man?
Rebel Vengeance? And then it's a... A cherub with a bow and arrow shooting an arrow.
That's a good AD shirt right there, for sure.
No, that's like an AI shirt. Y'all got the black Air Force Ones. They came with a Shiesty and a .38. Oh, my God.
People can't tell. Well, they can. I'm pointing to them right now. But Doughboy came in with two blunt stuff. Gorilla fingers. They got ketchup on them, too. Yeah. We was ready to eat. Oh, dude, if I was on Roast Me, I would say something like that. Like, yeah, you put relish on your blunts. That sounds like a Roast Me-like type joke. We got to do one up here. Yeah, yeah. Nah, Adam didn't like the show, so that's why. We did like a month-long series of podcasts that were essentially a Doughboy roast. Oh, yeah, you guys just killing dough. We bullied him into getting on his meds.
Yeah, I've been on meds, and I'm 23 days sober. Boy, you're back on the...
on the cush i never stopped the push yeah i asked him the alcohol was the alcohol was the problem i think alcohol for sure is worse yeah oh yeah me he's a whole different person have you been around dough boy have i been around dough boy he's very different like in a good way in a good way i've seen that but i'm cautious because i don't know if i should like buy into it that's how i feel but like he makes me feel comfortable into buying into it i'm confident in dough boy
I felt good too, man. I felt clear-headed, you know what I'm saying? I'd be chilling. No ridiculous rants in the group chat.
Y'all got a group chat? Does everybody know about it? Yeah. We've been thinking about nominating you for it. You ever have one person not be in the group chat? They have no idea that they're not involved.
Yeah, that was a long time ago. And he's a group chat tyrant, so he'll remove you if he doesn't like you arguing with him too much. He'll get you out of there. Our level, man.
We've had to evict a few people out of the group chat. I've done this in my other group chats as well, my BMX group chat. There's a level of dialogue that it just feels like if you're not up to it, get the hell out of here. You're the Putin of group chats, for sure.
Take out your political opponents.
Putin of grouping. Nah, but so, wait, I was about to say something. I forget. Ah, it hurts. I hate to forget one of my brilliant observations. But anyway, did you guys live it up for BET weekend? I didn't. Nobody invited me to anything for BET weekend.
Yeah, I didn't get no PI. Actually, I did get invited to a couple of things, but I was just like, eh, I'm cool.
I've seen Moose go to a 100 Thieves event.
Yeah, I got invited to like a Call of Duty event. It was like a Call of Duty tournament. Met TI's son. Cool guy. King. King was super cool. Yeah. We like commentated on the little panel together. They invited me just to kind of come hang out. But then they saw me. They're like, hey, you from No Jumper, right? I go, I sure am. They go, come with us. Yes, I am. They put me on the panel. I was with Kwee. He told me the boy, if you don't remember that guy. He's like the meme. Where's the IR?
He's a streamer and stuff.
He said he was talking to you about possibly interviewing him, but he could have been capping. I don't know. Kwee B is like his name. K-W-E-Y-B. He's like a streamer.
Shout out to Kwee. He was super cool. We were kind of bouncing back and forth. That's how you know you're really putting it down. Plus he started farting.
Or he was I feel like if you're little, you like stuffing a lot of air. There's a lot of air pockets around. I've heard little makes the pussy queef more.
No bitch of mine may have a queef pocket or an air pocket down there. A streamlined design. I don't want anything getting caught to the side or in the middle or anything like that. That's disturbing.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What wardrobe and mic banter opens the episode?
0:03–4:49
2
How did BET weekend and celebrity events come up in conversation?
4:49–38:24
3
What health topics—hemorrhoids, colonoscopies, and colonics—do they debate?
38:24–1:11:24
4
What happened in the viral Bible/Desert Eagle stunt and who was charged?
1:11:24–1:13:33
5
How do hair transplants in Turkey work and why are they popular for influencers?
1:13:33–1:19:27
6
Why is the BET Icon Award for Lauryn Hill controversial among the hosts?
1:19:27–1:27:17
7
How do the hosts discuss weight, addiction and lifestyle changes (surgery, meds, Ozempic)?
1:27:17–2:12:28
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