The No Jumper Show Ep # 482

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Why are the hosts constantly late and sick at the start of the show?

Lush One 0:00

Hey, hold it down. I got to send them the topics real quick. All right. You got the topics.

Munchie B 0:04

Hey, look, man. It's the Monday show. We got the hall monitor.

Lush One 0:07

Yeah, with your late

Munchie B 0:08

ass. Why you always late, Bunchy? We got the hall monitor. Hey, don't nobody like nobody Michael managing them, bro.

Unknown 0:14

Why is it so hard? Okay, I wanted

Munchie B 0:16

to ask you this. I wanted to ask you this. Even when you're on the job, nobody like the office snitch. When you're in an apartment building, nobody like running, telling the manager what's going on. So let me ask you this. Nobody like the bro that be leaking the secrets in the bro code circle. I don't do that.

Lush One 0:34

Munchie B 0:34

just want you to be

Lush One 0:34

Munchie B 0:35

time, Munchie.

Lush One 0:35

Bro.

Munchie B 0:37

Munchie, let me

Lush One 0:37

ask you this. Let me ask you this. If you

Munchie B 0:39

were back... Look, I'll be late, and then let's just say, let's notice... I'm about to pick up the slack till Munch get here

Unknown 0:48

for the

Munchie B 0:49

both of us. He get to doing extra, extra, extra. I get there, he can kick back in and go back to Lush. You know what I'm saying? Right. But this nigga say, he want to, hey, why can't nobody come with an absinthe note? Come on, bro.

Lush One 0:59

All I'm saying is this. Okay, let's just take it back to your street days, right? When you was in the streets heavy. I

Munchie B 1:04

went to them when I felt like it.

Lush One 1:05

Right, but if you was going on a skit and you had to do something, you

Munchie B 1:08

had to be there on time or you're going to miss the target. You're going to leave without you. Hey, the hood don't close. It's 24 hours, bro. They're going to be out.

Lush One 1:18

Nah, man. Time. I just feel like time, and I feel like when you show up late, it's disrespectful to other people's time. Just be there on time. If it's 12, it's 12. I

Munchie B 1:27

was

Lush One 1:28

all type of messed up last

Munchie B 1:29

night. I still showed up. I was 10 minutes late, but look. I went missing throughout the week. I mean, over the weekend because I was on live on Friday. And they in the comments talking about, like, I'm on cocaine and shit. I was sniffling. Oh, shit. That's

1:43

because everyone in the office is sick due to patients.

Munchie B 1:47

I got all these hoes in my pocket and shit. Like, they got me fucked up. Nah, yeah, it was Mikey.

1:51

He got us all sick. He got a strong virus because I don't even be getting sick like that.

Moose Man 1:56

You sick, too? I fought it off. I don't get

1:59

sick, bro. I don't get sick. I

Moose Man 2:01

get sick once a year. I was a bit

2:03

under the weather.

Moose Man 2:04

Yeah, Mikey literally came in. He had strep throat. He was fucking coughing

Munchie B 2:07

Moose Man 2:07

Stevie. Nah, it's not strep throat, but that's

Munchie B 2:10

just what we've been saying. That's where... Adam's

Moose Man 2:13

sick. He's like the bat soup in China. That's where COVID came from, or the lab.

Munchie B 2:18

You know what I'm saying? Whatever you believe.

Moose Man 2:21

China. Yeah, that's where the Chinese virus came

Lush One 2:25

from. It's from Mikey. I know why Munchie was manned down. Because he tried to come over to the crib and drink with the big dog. And he got put under the table. That's what it really was. You can't have the low immune system trying

Moose Man 2:35

to drink with this

Lush One 2:35

big guy. Come on now. Come on, man. That's what it was. You tried to drink with Big Doe. And now you was just manned down. That wasn't

Munchie B 2:42

it. I was calling you all weekend. I was like, come on, man. Let's drink. I was gone. Bro, I was out.

Moose Man 2:49

Thank God you didn't because this stream yesterday was literally fucking the worst quality stream I've ever seen in my entire

Lush One 2:55

life. Okay, I know. I need to get a new webcam. But you know I'm trying. We went and bought a new webcam, but my computer is too old. It wasn't compatible. Just return all that shit. You could get a

Moose Man 3:04

cool little laptop for like $600.