Skaldova Season 2 - Ep. 2: The Order of the Compass and Crow
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This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another DD podcast.
Welcome back to Skull Dove, everybody. Here it is. Caldwell's grabbing his throat and wiggling it around. Wiggling it like a
turkey. You
like that modulation? And I appreciated it. The listeners at home did too.
Is that what singers are always doing?
Yeah, they're always
you always see them grabbing their throats and shaking while they're singing. Go to any concert. You'll see him just wiggling.
Go to a church. I'm
your dungeon master Jake Hurwitz here with Brian Murphy. Making a stink about falling in the drink,
Zudric
of the
murder. Oof Rust. Emily Axford.
Warily, though merrily, entertaining heresy. It's Willie Hamdam. She
dad served the devil. Sir
Willie Hamdam.
Ah and of course we've got Caldwell Tanner.
Oh, if you find a coin that's smelly and hairy, then you've had a visit from the Boggy Fairy. Hello, Boggy Roger. Well met, friend. Hairy coin. Give it a sniff, that's how you know.
But before Boggy gets under your pillow, how about a little recap? Let's do it. Yeah. If we must. Last time, our three reluctant landowners arrived in the Lakelands to claim their new home. Quickly renaming Fort Delathorne, Bog 2, Big Boggin. Just outside your new keep in a small village called Dun Glen, you met a tavern owner named Hoddle and learned something horrifying. You had employees.
The
hirelings of Bog Two were under your protection and worse, a lake troll had recently displaced them. You then convince a ragtag crew led by the armorer's son Deki to stand down and let you handle the villain after hearing him emit a cursed dean scream. Before heading out, you visited the wounded steward, Mrs. Divitt, easing her troubled spirit and helping her begin to recover, when finally you began your way down to the shore and confronted the monster in the old boathouse. Zudric launched into the beast with his lance, Welly grappled it and dragged it out onto the beach, and Boggy bravely fled the scene. Strategically fled, I would say. You defeated the murderous troll, claimed your bastion, and officially became homeowners.
And that is where we are now. Alright. Well.
Should we shout for everyone to come back? Was there a signal for Decky? Let's go to bed. Really well.
Yeah, and I don't hate that idea because it might be nice to like see the place without everyone. Ah
yes.
Also, there's a lot of like troll
dung
dung.
Yeah. She smeared it on the walls. The troll did shit out all of the people that he ate. I
feel like it would be kind of us to make sure that people didn't come and see the excrement of their loved ones.
Should we give it a once over then?
Yeah.
Very
well. Let's do a tour. Okay, great.
Yeah. Yeah, let's do a tour.
Alright, so with the troll slane, you guys have a chance now to see what you inherited.
Wait, really quickly I feel like I'm getting this from Boggy and maybe this is really foul of me and maybe my soul is coming undone, but shit. What the
hell
are you about to say?
Should we loot the troll's corpse?
Yeah, of course. Yes, very wise. It could have stolen something that we can steal back. And then steal for our own. A triple steal. I mean it
was just fucking eating people and living in the river. I don't think it's gonna have like cool shit.
Oh, but I was thinking like what if it's pancreas is a delicacy in God's port?
Okay. Wow. Welly, you're thinking like a bud now. The butt is beginning to bloom. Um okay. There's no shortage the amount of oils that a troll could possess. So you don't mean loot it, you mean like gut it harvest it.
Yeah.
What happened during the castle takeover and the troll battle?
Um I'm gonna do maybe would it be a history check or like some kind of like culture check to know?
Yeah. To just like gut a humanoid and eat it. To know if they consume lake troll anywhere.
Like i it's like the you know, the gills of a lake troll. You know
if it's a gill based animal, then probably it's got some serious oils that it's emitting.
Yeah.
Yeah, it can be a wisdom check.
Wisdom check this
can't
be good for you. You saw the way its arm was f flopping around.
I like that. Do you see the blubber deposits on that thing, man?
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