718: Disco Rice
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Time to feed the Ninja Turtles. How are Snipers?
What is the acetylene bag bomb war story?
Welcome to the podcast. This is not for radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve.
What are some funny ways to say you need to go poo?
Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing. If you're watching on YouTube, how are? I'm watching on Spotify. Heaps of people are watching on Spotify. I think most people are watching on Spotify at the moment. More than listening. Which we're not a lot to look at, so fuck I appreciate you for doing that.
What is the unwritten male code discussed in the episode?
That is hard going. We asked the age-old question of, do you follow in the well-trodden footsteps of every man in front of you when you go to the bathroom? There is a role that we play within society, which is not often acknowledged. There's not shared information, but we fucking do it anyway because genetically it's built into us.
Got a bit of a yarn from a crime scene cleaner. We've got an apprentice striking back for our classic builder's classic yarn.
And a couple of war stories from, one from the UK actually, which is an absolute belter.
What challenges does UK farmer James face moving to NZ?
And another one from, where's your one from? I don't know if it said my one. Anonymous.
What happens during Caleb's first time in a tunnel on Clarkson's Farm?
Ireland. Ireland. Fuck, we're all over the place. How good.
What is Disco Rice and why is it significant?
Yeah, like a mad person's piss. Enjoy the rest of the podcast. Go well. And by the way, if you reckon this show makes your day a little bit brighter or this is the best part of your day, shout us a beer a month by becoming Sniper Elite.
What is the classic yarn about the dead mouse?
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Not For Radio comes to you thanks to classic builders, 30 years, thousands of homes and still run by people who care about doing it right. Attention snipers, gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire.
this one is from luke in the uk way back when i was running a fabricator shop we had six guys running welders and alligator swords and everything in between yeah enter jeff he was a spitting image to walter white from breaking bad but mad enough to ride a thousand cc bike and love to with the police It was a quiet day in the shop with just me and Jeff toiling away, and I had the bright idea to fill a rubble sack with acetylene and oxygen and tuck it under his bench. Oh, shit. Here we go. This sack was easily 30 litres and throbbing as I had it filled to the absolute brim. I've disappeared for lunch and after my kebab I'd gone back to work only to discover he'd started working again. Now a little context for you here, these benches are made from 3mm steel sheets and 2mm thick walled box section and his bench was easily 4m x 5m.
I'd slowly backed away expecting the bag to hiss and deflate. But fuck me senseless. Jeff was on top of the bench as the sparks from the welder found this bag. And with a fucking gigantic bang that made my vision go grey. I saw the bench come off the ground about two and a half feet and Jeff was thrown about five meters away.
Fuck, poor Jeff.
His first reaction was to check the gas bottle normally found on MIG welders and only to find out it hadn't exploded. He cast his eyes around the room and caught me. The dust falling from the rafters was the only thing I saw until Jeff emerged swearing, sweating and brandishing a hammer.
There you go. Someone's about to get a whole plate full of justice.
Moral of the story, remove any hand tools that can be used as a weapon from the vicinity of your unsuspecting victim. Go well, go long, and up the waz.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:06
2
What is the acetylene bag bomb war story?
0:06–0:10
3
What are some funny ways to say you need to go poo?
0:10–0:24
4
What is the unwritten male code discussed in the episode?
0:24–1:00
5
What challenges does UK farmer James face moving to NZ?
1:00–1:06
6
What happens during Caleb's first time in a tunnel on Clarkson's Farm?
1:06–1:08
7
What is Disco Rice and why is it significant?
1:08–1:21
8
What is the classic yarn about the dead mouse?
1:21–34:09