Kylie & Jane Lynch on Glee Reboot, New Donna Kelce Cat Plan & A Very Royal Invitation | Ep. 82
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What’s Kylie’s latest update on Fat Bear Week and family news?
You in my office
now. Donner, Lisa, if you're listening to this, feel free to get us a cat. Don't
tell Jason. Princess Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, if you ever wanted to come on and chit chat about some field hockey and maybe kids, we'd love to have you. Happy llama sad, llama totally rad, mama super llama drama llama. Can you guess what the top comment is?
No.
Glee reboot when? I
would love to do it. I'd be the first one in line.
I'm not going to lie. I'm sick of these kids trying to tell me stories after I've already scratched backs and said I love you. It's bedtime. Close your eyelids and stop talking. I asked for these stories at the dinner table and you did not offer them up. And now at 9.30 at night when I'm fighting for my life, it's not the time. It's not the time. It's not the time. I want to know the details. It is not the time. Let's get this podcast started. welcome back to a brand new episode of not gonna lie a wave original brought to you by allstate and just to get this out of the way go birds and go uncle trap we're taping this less than 24 hours after both wins and i'm still pretty hype about it now i wish that the eagles would just safely win it's shaving years off of my life
Cut that out, okay? You know what's not shaving years off in my life? The fact that Uncle Trav broke another record. That's right, because he is the best. I said what I said, and I'll say it to anybody's face, okay? Go ahead, Trav. Yes. Now, I guess I'll try to focus. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. big giant fan of Fat Bear Week. Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate. There is a outstanding display, just an outstanding display of bears, specifically fat bears who are, they're worthy of your support. Okay. Now, Some favorites this year? Chunk for the repeat? Maybe. But a lot of people are rooting for female Marshmello. That's right. Her name is Marshmello, who is reportedly, this is a quote, a quote, the fattest she's ever been.
Why can't anybody, why can't anybody cheer me on when I'm the fattest I've ever been? Who are we kidding? My husband's cheering on that fat ass. Am I right? Okay. Anyway, contrary to popular belief, I did not adopt another dog. Guys. Guys. My friend Alex did. Speaking of, we're going to test out my self-control again next week with some more adoptable animals from the PSPCA. I'm so excited. And to answer the question many of you are asking, yes, all that shit was really in my minivan in the clean out video we posted. Someone really said that can't be real. Oh, oh, never mind. The next comment on that comment is notice how it's only men saying that. A few other observations from the comments. Someone said, it's Jason's NFL locker all over again.
Guys, we're meant for each other. And we also got our first candidate for SMA of the week, courtesy of that comment section. Someone said, Jesus, don't let it get that bad again. Make the kids take trash in every time you get home. It's easy. Do you know how many there are? Are you new here? There's four of them. Do you know how many snacks they eat on an average 10-minute car ride? 42. Each. Suck my ass, dude. It's not that serious. It really isn't because guess what? It got cleaned. Sometimes things get away from you.
How does Kylie talk about Princess Kate’s field‑hockey (and shinty) skills?
Stop acting high and mighty, okay? You're telling me that if I open every single closet in your house that it's going to be tidy? That's not the life that my ADHD brain lives in. So you can suck my ass. I knew we were filming that content, so I held off cleaning my car all summer long. Chill out. God, take the stick out of your ass. Coming up on today's episode, I'm going to answer even more semi-unhinged questions from the real ones about men who have a problem with women who like football. Yuck! We're also going to be treated to some all-time doom scrolls about grandparents getting away with literally everything, Princess Kate, the field hockey phenom, and pumping in public. After that, I'm so damn excited for this.
I'm going to be joined by a comedy icon. Actress, comedian, queen of the singer, and someone I have, you guessed it, no business speaking to.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s Kylie’s latest update on Fat Bear Week and family news?
0:00–4:53
2
How does Kylie talk about Princess Kate’s field‑hockey (and shinty) skills?
4:53–16:02
3
What does Jane Lynch reveal about a possible Glee reboot and her love for Sue Sylvester?
16:02–22:52
4
How do Kylie and Jane rank the most memorable on‑screen looks in the Blind Ranking game?
22:52–27:50
5
Which iconic Sue Sylvester zinger is Jane’s favorite and why?
27:50–31:51
6
What are Jane’s thoughts on men’s grooming – especially neck hair and flip‑flops?
31:51–35:26
7
How does Jane describe her experience hosting Celebrity Weakest Link?
35:26–42:02
8
What final takeaways do Kylie and Jane share about Glee, fashion, and motherhood?
42:02–1:00:54
Speakers
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