Kylie on What No One Tells You About Giving Birth, Caitlin Clark’s FAFO Energy & Better Dancer: Travis or Jason? | Ep. 81
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How did Kylie’s daughter Malala become an Eagles fan and why does it matter?
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Maybe it's Maybelline. My brain was like, when I get to that six, eight week period where you go back and they check you and they're like, hey, you're cleared. I'm like, yeah, medically. Don't
look at
me. Meanwhile, my husband's like, that ass. I'm like, go wipe the other asses. Get away from me. Get away from me. My ass isn't one you need to worry about. Thank you. Finn is... It's just because she's not even 18 months old and wearing 3T clothing. You've never seen your placentas? I've never seen them. I think that's better... I don't have a peaceful relationship with placentas. Next time we have a clip of pitting women against each other, we're gonna get the audio of Caitlyn Clark and we're gonna put it in there and we're gonna go, don't try to do that. Not gonna lie, this morning, the dogs ran in to greet me and they came with Bennett and I said, hmm, why are they all wet? Then he said, the toilet. Let's get this podcast started.
Welcome back to a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie, a WAVE original brought to you by DoorDash. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey, Irish Wolfhound and German Shepherd Dog mom to Patty and Freddie. Because they're my babies. Sometimes my kids tell me, I know you like the dogs better than you like me. And I say, no, I don't. but consider they don't talk back. Yes, I'm aware Jason is narrating the Epcot candlelight processional in December, because I'm hype about it. I love Disney. I just love them. And I think it's safe to officially say that we've convinced Malala to be an Eagles fan. That's right. Look at her. She said, go birds, my girl. Ah, gosh, I love her. I may or may not have been told by a little birdie that they were impressed.
by the electricity of the stadium, the electric vibes of the stadium. Let me get a direct quote here. So much energy in the crowd. I am so proud of her that she made it to her first NFL game because her and I have discussed before, she loves football, but the European kind, you know? She has not yet been to an NFL game, but now she has. And she picked a good one. Eagles home opener. So to summarize, this Sunday, this past Sunday, as Malala said, go birds. Yep. Okay. Coming up on today's episode, a loaded doom scroll where I'm going to talk about post baby's birth control. I'm also going to get to some ask me some things questions from the real ones about how Finn is adjusting to her sister starting school.
Who's the better dancer, Jason or Travis? And how is that even a question? And how early is too early to commit to Halloween costumes? After that, I'm going to be joined by a hilarious friend of mine and a friend of the show. She's here to talk about something the real ones wanted a deep dive on, postpartum and the transition from one to multiple kids. It's Allison Cooch. But before we get to any of that, let's start things off with the rage bait of the week. Wow. Okay. Right into it, huh? Sometimes people can't help but post fucked up shit that Queen Emma knows is going to set me off. So let's see what it is. Queen Emma, what rage bait do you have for me this week? Oh, oh, this, this old thing. Got it. It's a TikTok and the text on screen says everyone's wives look like supermodels except one.
Okay. It's lots of athletes with their spouses and they look stunning and everyone is dressed to the nines and then they end with me specifically me in a t-shirt and an athletic skirt tossing jello shots first of all goodness gracious The caption, oh, I didn't even notice the caption. The caption says, quote, Jason Kelsey's wife is really down to earth. Okay. First of all, Queen Emma would like to note that we would typically ignore this, but does it really? Does it really? It has 11 million views.
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