Kylie on Ellie Starting Kindergarten, Welcoming LeBron to Philly & Shutting Down Pregnancy Rumors | Ep. 75
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And what better buddy than a turtle? We have four kids. Stop trying to get me to have more. Sometimes the laundry baskets are heavy. And again, we get into the whole like bicep curl situation. Yum. How many times can I say yum thinking about my husband doing chores? He might be the stone cold killer we're looking for. Not gonna lie. I'm pretty excited about this Sixers season.
Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to a special solo episode of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to you by Allstate. A lot of the real ones in the comments of our Backstreet Boys episode said it was going to be tough to follow them. And honestly, yes. So we said, fuck it. You get nobody this week. You're stuck with just me and whatever creatures come through that door. That's right. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. It's officially our third NFL training camp where Jason is no longer playing. And that's lovely. It really is because it means that he doesn't have to move out. I really like having my husband with me and also he's not going head to head with other, let's say two 50, 300 pound men on a daily basis.
You know, I'm also an enjoyer of ferrets, but not mice. I want to emphasize that not mice. Yuck. You know, um, if the PSPCA does have mice for adoption, they're not actually invited. It turns out we have plenty here because we don't have a cat. And I'm a big fan of the newest member of the Philadelphia 76ers. I mean, who isn't? It's LeBron James. Or should I say... Oh, thank you. Nailed it. Thank you, Queen Emma. I'm excited about this. We've been waiting... We've been waiting for quite some time. Feeling pretty good about the Sixers season. Now... Yes, that feels better. We found out while we were at the shore. And after it was announced, I'm not exaggerating, maybe... Two hours later, if you've never been to the Jersey Shore, one of the things that is a staple is the banner planes that fly across the coast.
This banner in particular said, Welcome King number 23. Here's how I look at this. LeBron is a goat, right? He is one of the best to ever do it, if not the best to ever do it. And... Ultimately, him coming to Philadelphia feels to me like he's saying this is a really good chance to win. Now, I'm saying it in a slightly noncommittal way because I'm superstitious and I refuse to be the reason. You know what I mean? But here's the other side to look at that. He is so knowledgeable about the game. opponents he's had, guys he's played with, guys he's played against, for him to look at Philadelphia and think that? I'm not going to say I feel really good about it, but I like our odds. Very thrilled about it. So I would like to welcome the James family to Philadelphia.
If you guys need any recommendations, I got you. Mrs. James, Savannah, we would like to officially invite you on to NGO. Don't be silly, guys. We've done it before. But this time we could do it in person in Philly. Maybe we could get some good Philly staples. I'll bring you a stocks pound cake, maybe some Angelo's pizza and a cheese steak. But I'm so excited to have you guys here. And the Philly area welcomes you with excited and open arms. And go Sixers. Hell yeah. All right, that's it for the Philly LeBron talk for now. Can't promise it won't come up again. Coming up on today's episode, it's solo. Is it a spectacular? It's a solo spectacular, as Queen Emma said. Queen Emma cannot help herself. Queen Emma thinks it's a solo spectacular, which means we loaded up on questions from the real ones about everything.
We got what my kids think I do for a living. Oh no. Top five things that can suck my ass and advice I'm definitely not qualified to give because you shouldn't ask for my advice. Really? Most times I should not give advice. I'm also going to talk about how fucked up it is that I just got off the emotional roller coaster of Wyatt going to kindergarten. And now I'm about to do it all over again with Elliot. Thrilled. I'm thrilled. I'm so excited to do that again. Plus, I'm going to be joined by more adoptable animals right here in the studio, and I have no idea what kind because Queen Emma wouldn't tell me.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–6:54
2
Why is Kylie excited about LeBron James joining the Philadelphia 76ers and what Philly food does she recommend?
6:54–24:44
3
Why is it “You Know What’s F***ed Up?” to comment on women’s bodies or guess pregnancy from photos?
24:44–38:56
4
How is Kylie coping with Ellie starting kindergarten again and what are her fears about kids leaving?
38:56–54:13
5
How do Kylie and Jason explain their kids’ understanding of podcasts and what do the kids think their parents do?
54:13–1:00:36
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How can you convince your spouse to have another child and what advice does Kylie give?
1:00:36–1:03:11
Speakers
1 identifiedMore from Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
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