Kylie on Wyatt Starting Kindergarten, First Moving In With Jason & Operation Barn Cat | Ep. 34
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Not gonna lie, Benny asked me to wear these Santa glasses for the whole episode, but I can at least wear them for the cold open. Ho, ho, ho. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to a very special back to school slash NFL kickoff episode of Not Gonna Lie. It's a wave original brought to you by ZipRecruiter. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey, officially a mom of a kindergartner, I'm still not sure if I'm okay with that. No. My toxic trait is trying to order one of everything. I want to try. I want to try it all. I do on almost every menu. I just want to try everything. One of everything. Just a little bite. And most importantly, go birds. That's right. We made it real ones. Tonight is NFL kickoff and it's birds versus Cowboys at the link.
I love it. I've said it before on game days. Life is not happening. Eagles are happening for right now. All I'll say is it's time to break out the spoons. Yeah, I did just do the rally horn with my voice. Hold on. Hold on. It'll be worth it. I promise. Could Brad just add that in post? Yes. Is it better off my phone? Also, yes. For anyone new to the show that has no idea what this means, it means that football season is upon us and you can't be a jinx. So you got to knock on wood sometimes. And sometimes the only wood you can find that's not fake wood around you. You found out the hard way one day during a record that that desk is not real wood. When you hear knocking... It's because I have to. Fuck, that's not real wood.
So might have to knock on her today. Coming up on today's back to school slash NFL kickoff special, you're going to get my second ever solo episode. I'm so sorry for you. That's right. Unfortunately, you're stuck with just me for the next 48 minutes as I try to work through the emotions of Wyatt starting kindergarten and my favorite team playing our nemesis in real time. It's not going great. Queen Em, are you sure this is a good idea? So if I can actually focus, if... Big if the plan is to get honest about all things back to school, I'll answer a bunch of your ask me something questions because, you know, you guys had to have some parameters. The latest on the barn cat and how Benny is adjusting to Finn five months in.
Plus, I'll give you my non football football predictions about kickoff. And let's get right into it today. I'm going to kick things off with a banger here. It's one of my all time favorite segments. You know what's fucked up? Hey, you know what's fucked up? My baby is suddenly old enough to be a kindergartner. Oh my God. No. Oh, I don't like calling her a baby and then saying she's going to kindergarten. Give it a second. Okay. Wyatt has officially started kindergarten, which is fucked up. I'm not feeling great about it. It makes me sad. I swear she just came out, so it's kind of weird to send her to school officially. Do I think I'll cry at drop-off? No. Will I cry driving home from drop-off? Yes. I can almost guarantee that.
Wyatt is so excited about kindergarten. I'm so excited for her because she's excited. But also, no, she has resorted to telling the adults in our house, myself, my husband, my mom, my dad, that she's growing up on us as a way to, you know, twist the dagger and I don't like it and it's hurting my feelings. She's excited that she gets to eat lunch at school. And also, I think she's just excited to be back with her friends. She's such a little social butterfly. She loves being around kids her own age. She loves playing. She's built for that. So I'll just be over here. Sad. It's very, very sad. Queen Emma asked, have you and Jason realized this also means why officially did not get kicked out of preschool like her dad and her uncle?
This is the first time I'm realizing that and I'm calling that a win. We are one for four so far and I kind of love that. I love our odds there. Starting off strong. I think Ellie will also achieve kindergarten without getting kicked out of preschool. I can't say the same for Benny. She is the ringer, and I just don't have faith that she will not do something diabolical. Let's just put it... She will do something...
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