Olivia is BACK... Barely: 100 Roses & A Few Wild Stories
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Some nosy... reads my sad diary where I'm pouring my heart out into this little book and puts it on TikTok, I'm gone. And then I was like, it's a Monday, like, it's Sonny Fodera's on. I think Sonny had, like, gone to the toilet or gone to his dressing room. For some reason, he wasn't there for a minute. And then I just started pretending to DJ. So I was going, what even is that? Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassing. I was like, I'm never going to have a boyfriend again. I can imagine my exes being like, yep, that is someone else's f***ing problem now. Let's talk about you guys. The house hotline was open again and you guys rang it clean off the f***ing hook. Just in the way that I don't send the first good morning text, I'm f***ing hard launching anyone first.
I opened the door and then I felt bad and it was like a huge bouquet of roses. I went, look what I've got.
And the first thing Mark said was, what makes you think that's a you?
People are excited about the prospect of what it could be for both of us for different reasons. And it's lovely and it's like I'm excited to share the next chapter of my life with everyone. Hi dolls. I'm back. I'm physically back, but I don't know if I'm mentally back. I've been back for two days. I landed like 10 o'clock the night before last. I woke up the next day at five, went straight back to my PT and then did like a 10 hour shoot for Maybelline. And now I'm here. So I raw dogged back to reality. And also, I'm going to make you guys sick because I was talking to my friends that I was away with and I've already unpacked all four suitcases. There were four suitcases because I went to Ibiza for a month.
And listen to this. This is what you call fucking idiot syndrome slash lucky girl syndrome. Four giant suitcases. Obviously, I was away for the month. One small carry-on. When I'm in the baggage hall and I'm loading all my bags onto a trolley, the small carry-on which is my carry-on because I put my handbags, my Luton handbag, my Fendi handbag, Hermes handbag inside a little carry-on. That's the one that I left in the fucking baggage hall. I left the small carry-on in the fucking baggage hall with four small handbags and a laptop. Guys, the most irritating part, I literally, I was lying in bed, I was actually vomiting my mouth. The worst part, my handwritten diary that I've been writing since my breakup.
I don't actually fucking care if they're all, all I was thinking is if some nose a**hole reads my sad diary where I'm pouring my heart out in this little book and puts it on TikTok, I'm gone. I'm literally... Because I was going to post... Because when I've, in the past, lost things, had a car stolen, had a situation, the good thing about having a big following is if you put something on your following... People are really fucking helpful. And I could be like, left this small green remote case if anyone sees it. But I thought, I can't even do it because if someone then finds the bag and then they'll be like, this is her diary, this sad little book about someone's... Like, what's actually the reality of a really fun life?
But obviously, I only write down the sad parts. Anyway, that was the worst part about it. I actually was like waking up in cold sweats. Somehow... The people at Terminal 5 Heathrow are good people because I got the case back. Can you believe it? Every single thing was inside. All the handbags, the iPad, the diary, the sad little diary, whatever else is in there. So yeah, so back to the bank. Then I got home and obviously because I don't know how, I don't know peace, I unpacked all the suitcases in one night. Did like 17 loads of laundries. Honestly, I've got something clinically wrong with me. I couldn't sleep with those suitcases filled. And they were filled because if you follow me on social media, I am an absolute slut for a beach shop.
And the problem is they know these stupid bitches with their Amexes, me, go to the beach club, get really drunk, and I know it's the first world problem, and then spend like £300 on the ugliest fucking bikini I've ever seen because you're drunk.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–6:34
2
How did Olivia lose a suitcase full of designer bags and recover her diary?
6:34–16:23
3
What headlines and pop-culture moments did Olivia catch up on after Ibiza?
16:23–38:36
4
How did Olivia describe filming and life on set for Bad Boyfriends Series 3 in Ibiza?
38:36–41:23
Speakers
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