158 - Real Life Drama

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What is the fastest intro ever in a podcast?

Hamzah 0:24
Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to the AutoCulture Podcast. What's up, guys? What? How are you speaking so fast? Fastest intro ever because we're so excited to get started.
Martin 0:33
No, this is faster. Here's a podcast. Okay. You know that one guy who does that where he talks really fast, but it's like... I think he's just really good at making it sound like he's talking fast.
Hamzah 0:44
He's like on Ghana's Got Talent or something.
Martin 0:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, oh my God.
Hamzah 0:49
They thought it was witchcraft actually.
Martin 0:50
But I'm sitting there. I'm like, this dude's faking it.
Hamzah 0:53
It's fake. Like there's no way. He just makes it sound.

Why is sleep quality a recurring topic in this episode?

Hamzah 0:55
Like he's reading that fast. And if you slow it down. It's an illusion. That trend is so funny for me, in my opinion, where they say, I'm going to count the alphabet as fast as I can, and then they play it slow down, and then it's like, fuck you. No, that would get me tight. That would get me tight. Oh.
Martin 1:15
Yeah, I don't like that. That's like a, I don't like when I get baited into paying attention to something. Attention getters? Yeah, I hate those ones. Or it's like, oh my God, unreleased Cardi song, and then you're listening and it goes, ah, ah. dude those ones are like the worst no on instagram where it looks like a news article and you scroll yeah i get so where is that bring that back though because it's low-key been a while since i've seen one of those the moan yeah i saw the moan pretty recently and really it was just funny for the fact that it's still lurking what are you doing here yeah i think i might shed a tear if i get hit with one you should like it'll like send me back to when you should make one for people to use like i think they need a new one i might just post one on my ig bro
Hamzah 1:56
Or like use your own audio, your own mode, no?
Martin 1:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll post it on IG though. I'll be like swipe for a surprise and then just catch it. And I can just do that. I can just do that.
Hamzah 2:07
I free will.

What challenges does the host face with a sleep partner?

Hamzah 2:08
And you should make it Gucci, Gucci. That would be good too. Oh my God. That one was a good one too. Sorry.
Martin 2:15
Oh, Rick Roll. I can't forget about that. Yeah. Sorry if I'm a little low energy, by the way. That's okay. Because I'm just, like, tired. No, don't worry about it. I'm really tired, but I didn't get any sleep last night, like, genuinely. Dude, that's okay. That's alright. Like, can I talk about why I didn't get sleep?
Hamzah 2:32
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Martin 2:33
So, basically... So, I don't know if it's actually public, and I sure probably texted her, but Mandy has this issue where she groans in her sleep. I think it's... Okay, yeah?

How does the host describe their audition experience?

Martin 2:44
Okay, yeah. So, and I'm actually saying this as kind of a cry for help a little bit, as in... Advice. Advice. Like, if anyone's battling the same condition or has someone who has the same condition, please give me your advice because... We're both really confused on what to do. Mandy said she's going to go see a doctor and get this sorted. And I've, you know, I've been putting up with it for a while and whatever. But I think last night was really bad because she introduced, it was almost like a level two upgraded version snoring along with that. So it's kind of like this like grown snore. So this is the strategy. This is the strategy of how I sleep with Mandy. So. I tend to fall asleep faster. Okay. And I need to fall asleep because if I don't fall asleep, she's going to keep me awake.
Martin 3:25
Yeah. So I have to make sure that I fall asleep quick and then we're all good. But for some reason last night, I just, I think I, I don't know what happened. Oh, maybe I hopped up, hop back on my meds and it was just making me like all like delirious and stuff. And I just couldn't sleep.

What is the significance of Hudson Williams in the podcast?

Martin 3:38
Something like that. So, so, or I had too much caffeine and so I couldn't fall asleep. And Mandy's just going like, she hits this pose. This is the pose she gets. She goes like this.
Martin 3:56
oh it's like i'm fucking sleeping next to the grudge bro like actually so i'm like okay like mandy i said hey uh i woke up i said hey oh oh i usually do i usually do in these scenarios i usually nudge her like i'm like well she's she's sleeping straight looking up she's straight it's always arm lifted and it's always like this

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