Chapter 1: What is the fastest intro ever in a podcast?
Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to the AutoCulture Podcast. What's up, guys? What? How are you speaking so fast? Fastest intro ever because we're so excited to get started.
No, this is faster. Here's a podcast. Okay. You know that one guy who does that where he talks really fast, but it's like... I think he's just really good at making it sound like he's talking fast.
He's like on Ghana's Got Talent or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, oh my God.
They thought it was witchcraft actually.
But I'm sitting there. I'm like, this dude's faking it.
It's fake. Like there's no way. He just makes it sound.
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Chapter 2: Why is sleep quality a recurring topic in this episode?
Like he's reading that fast. And if you slow it down. It's an illusion. That trend is so funny for me, in my opinion, where they say, I'm going to count the alphabet as fast as I can, and then they play it slow down, and then it's like, fuck you. No, that would get me tight. That would get me tight. Oh.
Yeah, I don't like that. That's like a, I don't like when I get baited into paying attention to something. Attention getters? Yeah, I hate those ones. Or it's like, oh my God, unreleased Cardi song, and then you're listening and it goes, ah, ah.
dude those ones are like the worst no on instagram where it looks like a news article and you scroll yeah i get so where is that bring that back though because it's low-key been a while since i've seen one of those the moan yeah i saw the moan pretty recently and really it was just funny for the fact that it's still lurking what are you doing here yeah i think i might shed a tear if i get hit with one you should like it'll like send me back to when you should make one for people to use like i think they need a new one i might just post one on my ig bro
Or like use your own audio, your own mode, no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll post it on IG though. I'll be like swipe for a surprise and then just catch it. And I can just do that. I can just do that.
I free will.
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Chapter 3: What challenges does the host face with a sleep partner?
And you should make it Gucci, Gucci. That would be good too. Oh my God. That one was a good one too. Sorry.
Oh, Rick Roll. I can't forget about that. Yeah. Sorry if I'm a little low energy, by the way. That's okay. Because I'm just, like, tired. No, don't worry about it. I'm really tired, but I didn't get any sleep last night, like, genuinely. Dude, that's okay. That's alright. Like, can I talk about why I didn't get sleep?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
So, basically... So, I don't know if it's actually public, and I sure probably texted her, but Mandy has this issue where she groans in her sleep. I think it's... Okay, yeah?
Chapter 4: How does the host describe their audition experience?
Okay, yeah. So, and I'm actually saying this as kind of a cry for help a little bit, as in... Advice. Advice. Like, if anyone's battling the same condition or has someone who has the same condition, please give me your advice because... We're both really confused on what to do. Mandy said she's going to go see a doctor and get this sorted.
And I've, you know, I've been putting up with it for a while and whatever. But I think last night was really bad because she introduced, it was almost like a level two upgraded version snoring along with that. So it's kind of like this like grown snore. So this is the strategy. This is the strategy of how I sleep with Mandy. So. I tend to fall asleep faster. Okay.
And I need to fall asleep because if I don't fall asleep, she's going to keep me awake. Yeah. So I have to make sure that I fall asleep quick and then we're all good. But for some reason last night, I just, I think I, I don't know what happened. Oh, maybe I hopped up, hop back on my meds and it was just making me like all like delirious and stuff. And I just couldn't sleep.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of Hudson Williams in the podcast?
Something like that. So, so, or I had too much caffeine and so I couldn't fall asleep. And Mandy's just going like, she hits this pose. This is the pose she gets. She goes like this.
oh it's like i'm fucking sleeping next to the grudge bro like actually so i'm like okay like mandy i said hey uh i woke up i said hey oh oh i usually do i usually do in these scenarios i usually nudge her like i'm like well she's she's sleeping straight looking up she's straight it's always arm lifted and it's always like this She can't look to the side? Yeah, I always say roll on your side.
Please go on your side. Please go on your side. We know all the strategies. But last night I just had it. I said, Mandy, we just got the sofa bed in the other room. I'm going to just try it out. I'm going to give a test on the sofa bed. I'm going to see if it works. That was my kind of excuse. Like, oh, I should write because my parents are going to visit soon.
I'm like, let me test out the sofa bed in the spare bedroom. And then I went, I just slept in there.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about rejection in the acting industry?
Then I woke up, bro, because I had no blanket. I didn't bring a blanket. So it was just me with one little pillow on the sofa bed sleeping. And I was so cold and I was stuck in between.
Yeah, you got to commit early to get that blanket. You got to get up.
Man. Yeah, I should. And I'm like, I don't want to get up because I'm tired. Dude, I started to hallucinate, bro. I was I was at that stage of like delirium. Or I was like hearing like voices and like shapes were getting smaller in my head. Like it was that, you know, that thing when you like are trying to sleep and like shapes are getting big and small. Kind of like that, bro.
It was just, it felt like it was in a cycle and I was like hearing whispers and stuff. And I was like, oh my God, dude, I was like losing my mind. I go back to the room and I'm like, hey man, I'm back. And I just, cause I was so cold. I was just like, I need covers. And then I, and then I fell asleep, but I just had got no sleep.
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about the music industry?
It was like already 6am at that point. Wow. So that was my... And you still showed up and that's what matters.
Of course, bro.
Of course. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
No, that's... We take this podcast very seriously. Like, honestly. How about a CPAC machine? Is that what they're going to say?
Oh, the little this thing? And then she's like freaking Darth Maul, Darth Vader or whatever in my freaking house. I've heard her moan, but that's even louder. Probably the machine is like chugging away, like powering like oxygen into her lungs.
Why don't you get a really loud like noise machine?
Like white noise?
Yeah, that just kind of overlays like its frequency sort of penetrates through the moans.
I don't know if that'll work, dude. I was in the spare bedroom. I still heard her through the wall.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on manifesting future opportunities?
She was, like, in the walls, like... Because the problem with a lot of, like, those... The worst part about noises when you're trying to sleep, I feel like my experience is, like, if it's not in a rhythm or it's not, like, consistent, then it's, like... Like, if someone's, like... Instead of, like, a rhythm where it's, like... Yeah, the randomness is the most irritating.
Yeah, because you can't fall asleep. You're trying to find a place there.
No, the randomness is probably the most irritating. I think hers is pretty random.
You can't sleep. Because it's like, you can fall asleep to a clock. Yeah, yeah, true, true, true. But if it was a clock, I was like...
it would be the worst so you just need to wait for that next one that's what it is you're sitting there you're like all right when's the next one and then you're like and then it's like it hits and you're like i'm trying to like time my sleep so that right after i fall asleep yeah exactly yeah so you need maybe something that drowns out into a rhythm or something no i i i'm gonna heard it before i don't remember where and when i've slept in the same room as mandy but i have heard
i've always been trying to remember where and i feel like it was a situation where i was on the floor and you guys were on the bed no bro is that ever a situation why would we or maybe there was two beds and you know what i was one and you were it might have been my old apartment where the living room's like literally right outside the bedroom
remember how small that place was you know what you might be right it's just like you're on the couch like you could probably just hear Mandy from the other room I think I think that's what it was but it was pretty honestly if there was no wall there it's pretty much like you're just on the floor like right next to us at that point that was how small that place was I think that was it yeah I just remembered I was like oh my god it's happening I hear it yeah it's it's
It's like that. And her mouth is open. Yeah. It's like, it's like, ah, like it's, it's like this and it just pisses me off because she's just too comfy. Like you're just too comfy. You're doing this and you're, and you feel comfy. Put that arm down, girl. Go to sleep. What do you mean? Like all sprawled out like, ah, pissing me off. I'm here fucking seeing the hat man and shit.
I'm losing my mind, bro.
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