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Pablo Torre Finds Out

A Content Carol with Miserable Pablo Torre

24 Dec 2024

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Pablo only understands the true meaning of making this show, not the holiday season. So the ghosts of Christmas break pay him a visit, to pay it forward with recommendations for reality shows and Christmas songs, plus an important investigation into the truth about Santa Claus. May bonus content bless you, everyone. PTFO-approved xmas playlists: Charlotte Wilder's Christmas-Song Christmas Songs Cortes's Holiday Mix This episode originally aired December 22, 2023. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.547 - 5.833 Pablo Torre

Willkommen bei Pablo Torre Finds Out. Ich bin Pablo Torre und heute werden wir herausfinden, was dieses Geräusch ist.

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6.373 - 9.737 Unknown

Pablo, du hast interessante Tanzskillen.

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9.857 - 18.005 Pablo Torre

Hör auf zu schreien. Ich habe nur gesagt, interessant. Was du nächstes Mal sagst, hör auf zu schreien.

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18.025 - 38.677 Unknown

Right after this ad. Du hörst auf zu Giraffe Kings Network. Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

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38.717 - 49.566 Unknown

Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.

58.673 - 91.036 Unknown

It was the night before Christmas, and all through these mansions, not a creature was stirring, not even David Sampson. But in the Metal Ark studio, where podcasts are made, Pablo Torre is still up, even though it is late. He's not doing the things he usually does from his chair, talking about Harvard and how he went there. No, this time it's quiet.

91.116 - 127.592 Unknown

Across all podcast land, there's no Katie, no Dominique, no Mina or Dan. So Pablo is worried. That's why his huge calves are shaking. How will he make content without resorting to hot taking? You can see this, by the way, including each little smirk. Wenn ihr auf YouTube oder auf der DraftKings-Network schaut. Für einen Blick zeigt sich, dass Pablo existenziell gestorben ist.

127.653 - 160.874 Unknown

Als er tief in seine Brühe schlägt und das Wort *** schreit. Er weiß, dass die Zeit rauskommt und er muss sich bewegen. Weil wenn du nicht mehr Show machst, dann was machst du überhaupt? He looks for an answer. He even starts praying. God, am I really this miserable, like Larsa Pippen was saying? Which reminds me, one sec, just a quick break from this all.

160.934 - 192.547 Unknown

Now I must tell you about a spray for your balls. Yes, this poem is sponsored by a proprietary tingle. When your chestnuts are roasting, this will make your bells jingle. Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes, that whole existential thing. Pablo's answer is always yes, for content is king. But now two sources are saying that's not what the season's about.

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