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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
If you were a man, and that AutoZone employee came out there behind you to do anything to your car, you's a b****. You's a b****.
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Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed and shines around the bed with the morning sun? Terrible. Disgusting.
How can you just be so... Restless? Very simple. Train your sleep and become a morning person. With the Galaxy Watch 7 or the Galaxy Ring and the Samsung Health App.
The first nine years of my career, I drove half a million miles. God. Between two different cars, two odometers, total odometers, half a million. And now I'm like, bro, I used to be whiteout conditions in Aspen, drafting 18 wheelers like NASCAR. drafting an 18-wheeler. Drafting an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm.
Waiting for those Mario Kart, what is it like when you see, when you're right nearby, you get a special boost to pass them.
Yeah, yeah, shake and bake, engaged. Because in my brain, in slushy conditions, I would rather be closer on an 18-wheeler because it's throwing the water in the air, so it's not under my tires. The wipers can handle visibility. Just don't get too close if he jackknives that you don't have range. But, like, that's the calculations I used to make. And now I'm the dude in the right lane.
I'm doing five under the limit. I got a podcast going. I'm chilling.
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