NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Drake Maye Has The Yips, The Ravens Win In 7 Seconds, Witching Hour Madness Plus Who's Back Of The Week
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On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings, it's week three in the NFL. And we're going to get to every single game. We start with fastest two minutes. What's going on with Drake May? The Commanders win their first game, upset the Seahawks. The Chargers are sad to look at. The Ravens score with seven seconds left. Sunday night football, then we're going to do who's back of the week. Talk a little Monday night football coming up. Bears-Eagles also play off baseball this week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Paramount Plus. Soccer fans, the UEFA Champions League is back. The world crowned its winner. Now the champions play where the best players from the best clubs collide from September to June.
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to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 28th. Week three.
We're not going to get them.
Thumbs up. We start in the AFC North, where you know it's going to be a fight club when Meet Joe Blackborough and the Bengals go into Brad Pittsburgh, where they used to be a very dangerous seven at quarterback. What's in the box? How many men in the box? Somehow this game was a shootout, huh? Huh? As Jamarborough Chase and T. Siggins smoked the Steelers, both going for 90-plus and a score, while Baron Trump Rogers stood 10 feet tall in the pocket finding receivers all afternoon and proving that he is the favorite son. Of Mike McCarthy, who looks very, very good, by the way. Looks like he lost weight there, Teej. Good for you, coach. The game was close until a couple of special team errors doomed the Bengals as Cedric the Entertainer Williams roughed the kicker and Keyshawn William Scott said, Dude, where's the ball?
On a fourth-quarter punt, helping seal a Steelers victory. Steelers 30, Bengals 27. Whap! Whap! Whap!
Wake up, Maggie. I think I got something to say to you. It's late September. And we're going to Indianapolis, where Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the AFC South welcome the Texans, who have a track record of slower starts than a 1970 El Camino. Pause this for a second, guys. I just got to say fuck.
Because
I just got to say fuck. What the fuck is going on? Matt fucking Stafford, what the fuck is the matter with you? We're taping the boomers and the Broncos are turning around. This is some absolute bullshit, Matt Stafford. Oh, my God. You son of a bitch. Who could have seen this coming? No. The Broncos take the lead. No.
And
the punt was blocked. No. Boom. Seems like you had some money on the game. It's all rigged. It's all rigged, Deej. Back to Indianapolis. The Texans have a track record slower start than the 1970 El Camino. The Colts took their Pierce out, and now the holes are starting to fill in in his absence with Mo Prince Alley Cox, who finally got it through his head. The offense sputtered out on long drives as Avril Lavigne.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What sponsorships and promos open the episode?
0:00–38:35
2
Why are Drake May’s turnovers called “the yips” and how bad is his performance?
38:35–1:14:10
3
How did the Steelers beat the Bengals in a high‑scoring showdown?
1:14:10–1:35:39
4
What were the key moments in the Browns vs. Panthers game?
1:35:39–1:39:11
5
What is the TickPick ticket giveaway and how can listeners enter?
1:39:11–2:00:16
6
How do the hosts break down the Chiefs‑Dolphins game and the Ravens‑Cowboys thriller?
2:00:16–2:29:27
7
What are the upcoming game predictions and the SimpliSafe ad read?
2:29:27–2:54:38
8
Who’s Back of the Week, birthday shout‑outs, and closing remarks?
2:54:38–3:06:11
Speakers
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