The 2026 Takie Awards Featuring Celebrity Guest Presenters, Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, Brooks Koepka And More
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How do the hosts introduce the 2026 Takie Awards and sponsors?
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Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Friday, July 24th, and welcome to the 2026 Takey Awards. Yes, the most prestigious awards in podcasting. You ain't a podcast if you don't have an awards ceremony where you spend about an hour and a half sucking your own dick, and that's what we're going to be doing today. Is this the 10th? It is the 10th, yeah. It has to be, right? Yeah, we did year one. Memes? Is it the 10th or the 11th? I think it's the 11th. I think it's the 11th. It's the 11th takey? It also could be the 10th. Yeah, we had this discussion the other day, and it was tough to figure out. It might be 11th, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.
I think it's 11. Did we do one the first year? I think we did.
We did. Yeah.
But everyone says nine time AWL because I don't know if we gave it away that year. We had an awards ceremony, but that category did not exist in year one of the day. I feel like zero of the day. And it also wasn't a full year of PMT.
So I think that's year zero.
What viral sports news and 50‑50 wins do the hosts debate early on?
So I think this should be year 10. It's the 11th take ease. But that should be like the Max is confused.
This is exactly how I expected when you're born. Yeah. How many? Okay. All right. Let's start this over. Let's embrace debate. How many years are in 10 years? Ten. Ten. I agree. Okay. We agree. But the 11th takey. But it's the 11th takey. It's the 11th takey. It's the 10th year.
I swear last year we were like, for the 10th takeys, we got to do something big.
We're doing something big. What are you talking about? But this is the 11th. Oh, so we fucked up last year. Yeah.
Yes.
That was then. That was old us. Right. One year, we're going to put it on a big. We're going to do a big. We're going to do a live show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do the hosts introduce the 2026 Takie Awards and sponsors?
0:00–3:47
2
What viral sports news and 50‑50 wins do the hosts debate early on?
3:47–46:59
3
Which awards and notable nominees are announced in the opening Takies rundown?
46:59–54:11
4
How did President Joe Biden and Hunter Biden surprise Jerry during the Lib of the Year presentation?
54:11–56:09
5
Why was Jerry O'Connell named Cuck of the Year and how did he respond on-air?
56:09–1:01:55
6
What were the biggest Takie categories and celebrity presenters (Hank Loss, Ratio, Gorilla Trade) covered in this middle segment?
1:01:55–1:54:04
7
Who wins 'Just Chill Out of the Year' and which Max moments are nominated?
1:54:04–2:02:02
8
How did the Blake of the Year competition play out with Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles and Brooks Koepka?
2:02:02–2:49:54
Speakers
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