I like a thin cheese
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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What insights do Rob and Josh share about summer parenting challenges?
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Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with... Sophie, can you see Rob Beckett? Can you see Josh Weddicombe? Good job. Sounds like a drunk old man. Yeah. Can you say Rob Beckett? Can you say Josh Widdicombe? Good job.
There we go. It's my 23-month-old Sophie from Ayrshire, Scotland, having a couple of attempts at your names with a cheese string in her mouth, my ad. Long-time listener since lockdown where we had the stress of four different wedding dates originally meant to be getting married in March 2020. eventually december 2021 call me mad going to enter the three kids under four club in november oldest being additional needs to add to the crazy of our non-stop dairy farm with 300 cows cheese cheese strings i think you're a fan uh was in the day i can't see myself eating one now no i think eating a cheese string as an adult is um i'd say there's
Are there more accessible? I think the problem with cheese for a child is cutting it with a knife. As an adult, you should be allowed to do a grater or a sharp knife. I think the cheese string excels with children, like the Babybel. They can peel, chomp. I'm not a Babybel fan. Too claggy for my tastes.
Too thick. I like a thin cheese. Okay. Well, what if the Babybel was cut into thin slices? I could deal with that, but I've never seen someone cut up a Babybel. There you go.
What funny moments did Sophie share about her attempts to say Rob and Josh's names?
I've said it. But you always have to be thin. I don't like it in a sandwich when you get like a big chunk of cheese in a sandwich.
Do you like mature?
I like mature. I like a strong cheese. I'm going to throw something at you. Pilgrim's Choice.
Of course you love it. Cut you and you bleed yellow and green and white and red, obviously. Should we do a quick bit of correspondence before we do the best stuff?
Hit me with a quick bit of correspondence.
On the topic of snogging your partner, dear relatable Rob and Josh, recently on a podcast, you asked if there was anyone who still snogged their partners for no reason other than the kids. Me and my hubby have been married for 10 years and have three young children. We are still very much in the trenches of an eight-year-old, a four-year-old, and a one-year-old. We have basically had a baby for eight years. This means our time alone is very rare and home life is chaotic. Sometimes me and the hub. How do you feel about being referred to as a hub? Me and the hub.
Didn't like it. I sort of forget I'm a husband. Not in a bad way. Well, I know. I've seen you on a night out, Rob. Put that wedding ring in your pocket and before you know it.
This is a problem for me. I reject anything and I still don't know why I reject anything that makes me labelled. Labelled. I hate a label when someone says you're a member of our club or you're a husband. It's weird. I don't know what it is. You're from Kent. Kentonian. This means our time alone is very rare. Sometimes me and the hub manage to get the same tube to work in the mornings. This is 30 minutes we get alone together with hundreds of other Londoners, but hey-ho, this is mental. No. So we snog on any escalator we ride together on the tube network. Oh, my gosh. Sometimes... Two to three snogos before we reach the bottom top of the stairs. Oh, my God. The snogs don't lead anywhere. Well, they do at the end of the circle line.
Yeah, of course. I do. The circle line's the anus. The Bakerloo, that's the anus. The circle line's vagina. The Bakerloo and then the cockfosters is the fucking ramrod cock. The snogs don't lead anywhere for obvious reasons, but we feel like cheeky school children.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:07
2
What insights do Rob and Josh share about summer parenting challenges?
0:07–0:26
3
How can Monzo Kids accounts help with managing children's finances?
0:26–2:16
4
What funny moments did Sophie share about her attempts to say Rob and Josh's names?
2:16–6:56
5
How do Rob and Josh feel about snogging in front of their kids?
6:56–7:07
6
What correspondence do Rob and Josh discuss regarding parenting and relationships?
7:07–14:38
7
What are the highlights from John Bishop's guest appearance?
14:38–16:08
8
How does Harry Hill's parenting experience resonate with listeners?
16:08–52:37