⚽ I've got so many football opinions...⚽
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Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe
47 min
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6 chapters
transcribed 19 days ago
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What are the hosts' opening thoughts and first impressions about the weekend?
Hello and welcome to Footballing Hell with
Rob Beckett. Josh, where to come? Oh yeah!
Someone who's too lazy to do a separate voice note.
That was three of you off the bounce. Now that is a current player. I'll give you a claim to a current
player. I'm in trouble. And Would I know who this is? Yeah. Are they in the England squad? Ooh. When when they're Could they Could they be called up for England reasonably?
Uh yes, if they have a run of games after a big injury. Cole Palmer? Uh no. Do we play again? Rob Beckett. Josh where to come.
Oh yeah?
I j I've got no idea who this is. A Brommy. Um oh that that centre back, Tyrone Nings.
Used to play for Aston Villa.
Who does he play for now?
This is I mean uh for a football podcast. He plays for Everton at the moment. Yeah, I don't know. No, he doesn't actually play for Everton last year but
we are so rubbed. Oh your mate from um uh your mate from the Samsung world. The Android boys. The Android boys? Yeah, it's Jack Grealish. Jack Greenish, there we go. Yeah, yeah. Right. God, is that the right thing? Well, I think Tyrone Mings isn't the worst guess. A player that isn't in in and around the England squad that's a Brummy. I don't think that's the end of the world.
It's not the end of the world. That was that was fine. Um now, Josh, slightly different energy to last week. I'm not incentive parking.
Well last week we were on a high because it was one of the great opening weekends of the season. Oh,
unbelievable. I mean this was pretty good. I mean I g I stopped watching Ipswich uh Man United when Man United went Three one up.
I just got I could just I'm gonna say
it now, Rob.
I don't I've got so many opinions. I feel like I'm on talk sport.
I've got loads of opinions too. What's one of your opinions?
I think that's the weakest Write in if there's ever been a weaker when was the last four thirty fixture on a Sunday that was that weak on paper? I know that. That is a that is a Saturday, three PM for my tastes.
Yeah. Man United at home to Ipswich.
Man United at our home. Well, they're not even well, they could have an upset, they've got to go to the Tractor Boys, terrible nickname.
I quite like that nickname actually, 'cause I think it's a bit of fun that they're farming. Not you know, from Chairboys last week. I actually think Red Devils is an embarrassment. Yeah, I think Red Devils is embarrassment. We're the devil we're cheeky devil. Oh shut up. And we're red 'cause that's our team's colours.
Well Liverpool's is shit, it's just the reds. Fuck it, you know.
No, but but it's I mean at least at least that's quite no, but I think there's a I quite like that. There's a simplicity to that of the the reds and the blues in Liverpool. But they're the Toffies. Oh what blue aren't they blue noses as well? I think I think Everton are
strictly the Toffees. Why are they the Toffees? What do you think of To Everton Mince is a is a sweet toffies as a nickname?
say the what was it? The Everton mint. The Everton Mint is a sweet. It's not I mean, it's not it's not. It's not a big it's not I've never polo, is it?
But also it's a mint, not a toffee. Blue nose is Birmingham, according to Michael. The Blue Nose. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, a Zeno. Oh. So hang on. Why are they called the Toffees if it's named after mints? I imagine that there was a factory. I d I don't know, but it's all from that industrial time. But I'm presuming there was a factory that made Everton mints nearby to Goodison Park, hence the Toffees. Right. Do you want to Yes.
I'll stop listening. Um do you wanna hear You asked the question. Yeah, I know, but sometimes I ask questions I don't want the answer to. You
let us know if there's been a worse four thirty game in the history of Sky Sports.
Um I've got a few things. Do you wanna go through my bullet points and then we'll circle back. Yeah? Are we gonna circle back? Well, probably not, but at least we've we've made a plan. What are we circling back to? The start of the list. But I do the whole list. And then Haaland hair discussing. Oh so
you're gonna do them and then we're gonna do them one by one.
Yeah, potentially.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the hosts' opening thoughts and first impressions about the weekend?
0:11–11:00
2
Why is Erling Haaland’s new haircut generating so much chatter?
11:00–22:14
3
What did the hosts think of the new Pep Guardiola documentary?
22:14–34:24
4
Why do the hosts consider Tottenham Hotspur ‘rubbish’ this season?
34:24–41:48
5
How did Josh’s Fantasy Premier League (FPL) points surge this week?
41:48–46:52
6
Is Harry Maguire still a viable defender for Manchester United?
46:52–47:47