S13 EP18: We've sold our dogs
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Why did Rob and Josh decide to sell their dogs and what does it reveal about pet ownership?
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Arthur. Can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett And can you say Josh Whiticomb? Does Josh Whiticomb make you sad? Rob Beckett funny. Yeah, I think that too.
Unbelievable. We don't like that here. Obviously, I love that, but we really don't like that. I love that. We do we don't put up for that kind of stuff. That's horrible. It's divisive. I love it. But we as a podcast don't like that, do we, Josh? No, we don't.
Hi Robin Josh. I'm a c No, sorry. Hi Robin Josh. I've been looking forward to this moment ever since your first episode during lockdown when I lived my best carefree life with just my dog and horses. Uh since then I've joined you. Yeah. Since then I've joined in the pits of parenting how with a three and a half year old and a six month old. I thought Josh was exaggerating with this age gap, but wow. This is my eldest Arthur saying her names. I'm not sure why he finds Rob's so funny and Josh is sad. I guess it's just the vibe he's getting. Oh, double dig. We hate that. Do you know what? She's footed her mobile number.
Let's go. You've got to call. You've got beef with her. Because you'll remember we're not together, so I won't be she won't be able to hear me. This is the problem we have on the football podcast. Why
is that Stephanie?
Yeah.
Josh Whiticum here. Hi Steph.
Right.
How are you?
You're right.
We've just played out your message. Um so so what's so f sad about me, Stephanie?
I did that hey. Hey what?
Is it that?
Yeah, it's off us. Hello off. Uh it's Josh Whiticop. You found him sad, didn't you? Sorry about that.
It's all right. Do you know what? It sounds like you're driving. But um
I am. Yeah.
So I said hello. She loves horses. She can't get enough of horses. Have you still uh got your dog and horses?
Uh just the dog, not the horses anymore, to be dealing with all that.
No, you don't need that in your life, do you? Are you are you speaking on the phone while you're driving? Uh
it's on a loudspeaker. Oh thank
thank thankfully for you. Good, good. Um and did you choose a time to send this so that you managed to get Michael um
I did. I scheduled it.
You scheduled it? I
didn't I didn't wait yeah, I didn't wait about a year either. I did it on the day.
You did it on the day, uh one AM. Not at
1 A.m., no. Oh it's AM.
Six AM. Oh, it says at 1 a.m. Oh mate, I don't know. Oh yeah, it's sent then, but it's then mine's for okay, I see, I see. Well, Stephanie, thank you very much. Um for sending
I love the show.
Did you think when you left your phone number at the bottom that we'd use it?
Uh I always have it signed.
with that
and I thought I'll need it just in case.
Just in case. Was there any part of you that thought it was gonna be me?
Isn't it all you?
Oh no, no, I mean yeah, well it's always sorry. No, she hoped it was me. Well, you saw my well, you saw the number come up.
I'd be mislucky.
What's her beef with you then, Josh? You're letting her off the hook here.
So so Rob wants to know what's your issue with me.
I have no issue with Master.
In the email it sounded like. So you're you're hanging your son out to dry?
Yeah.
Okay. Okay, fine, fine. Well, have fun in the new forest, Stephanie, and we will speak to you soon.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why did Rob and Josh decide to sell their dogs and what does it reveal about pet ownership?
0:00–6:21
2
Is it really possible to sell a horse but not a dog, and what are the legal and emotional reasons?
6:21–12:35
3
Are baby cucumbers a different breed or just an early‑harvest variety?
12:35–18:27
4
What are the ‘temporary vs permanent’ fixes the hosts use around the house?
18:27–25:29
5
How do the hosts navigate countryside life – from foot‑path rules to deer‑hunting dilemmas?
25:29–31:41
6
Why is blue‑tack such a hot topic for the kids and how does it affect classroom focus?
31:41–38:53
7
Should you host a watch‑party for the new TV show launch and how to make it fun for the family?
38:53–45:28
8
What final takeaways do Rob and Josh share about parenting, creativity, and staying authentic on‑air?
45:28–51:28