One Player Each PL Club Should Buy, Ranking The Best 20 Clubs In The World, The Top 3 PL players In Every Position EVER & Reacting to Your Wildest Opinions
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What Premier League transfer topics and World Cup fallout do the hosts introduce at the start of the episode?
Hello, welcome back to Pitchside. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. They're back.
Yay! Oh, God.
I know what you're all thinking. I know what you're all thinking. Tom, we loved you on your own, just in the studio, just you, none of these idiots. But it wasn't just you. They pay my wage, so I have to cope with them.
We've discovered I'm the second leading ball knowledge person on this panel when you're away. Bro had one good episode. Two good episodes. Two good episodes and the audience agrees.
Wait, so you've just said you're the second leading ball knowledge person when he's away. Does that mean that at least someone else is above you? No.
No, I didn't mean it like that. I'm not good at speaking, but I'm good at knowing stuff. Hang on a second.
Well, anyway, we have got a bit of a bonanza episode for you today. Obviously, we've been, what, six weeks? Six weeks. Because I don't count the podcasts. It's just shit, isn't it, when we're not all here?
Yeah, it was.
Also, the Premier League is literally, what, two weeks away? No, a month. It feels like it's two weeks ago. The championship starts on the 5th. It's literally a month of Premier League because the championship's three weeks. It feels far lesser.
I feel like there's been relentless, isn't it?
I didn't realise our first game is the week before on a Saturday in the Carabao Cup.
They're in the Carabao Cup. You play on the 7th?
Yeah, the 8th. Why are they doing that? Fuck knows. It's kind of beast mode. It's really weird. It's not really a beast. Have you also seen some of these teams' pre-season tours? I think, I want to say Chelsea have got to travel like 56 hours for like two games. Spurs are going to Australia. Yeah, I'm like, some of this travelling is like, it's all for money, isn't it? But I do think as much as I am excited for the new season now, now the World Cup's done, shall we briefly touch on England or not? I mean, I technically haven't on the show. I won the sweepstake. Yeah, you have won the sweep. I had Argentina, so I was close.
I had England. You had what? I had England. That's sad.
Can I just ask one question before we get into the Premier League? Yep. Too cool, stay or go? Stay. Go. Stay. Go. Definitely go. Get out of my fucking... Yeah, he's a fucking spy after all. Who'd you replace him with, though? Frank Lampard.
You've seen Eddie Howe at one point.
Eddie A or Frank Lampard. Why Frank? Because, like I tried to say before, I don't think that being the next manager, you need an Englishman who they'll all respect, get on with, and I think he can motivate them. And he gets the best out of people, Lampard. There is still time, though. Remember, we've got two years until the home Euros. I don't want him anywhere near St. George's Park.
I hope he has some sort of scandal. He did better than anyone before. We need another like a scandal like Sam Allardyce so we can get him out easy. Yeah. I pray for that. Honestly, we might.
Let's do it. Let's do what? Let's spread something. Let's spread it. I'm going to do something. Right. The rumor we're spread is Tommy Too Cool. is German.
Yeah.
Fucking hell, that'll be it. Is German, yes.
That works. There we go.
Anyway, Leo, let us know what we're doing today. Come on. Yeah, guys, we have a multitude of things. It's all Premier League World Football and we're getting back into the swing of things, you know. I have put hours, I've decided to dedicate so much time now. I put hours into it last night. I can't lie. This took a lot of prep. Which is what you guys want, you know? I'm guessing it took you hours as well. I'm sick of the prep. I'm going to watch the championship this year. It's funny you say that. Well, it's funny you say that. There might be a new show coming about that. I must say, though, that is the one reason I need a break. Because when I get back, I'm going to have to watch so much fucking TV. Oh, fucking hell.
Twice as much. That is hard. Actually, no, way more. Twice as much. Am I right in saying there's a championship show now? Like a highlight show, EFL package show. No, there is, but it's not enough, is it? You want to watch the games.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What Premier League transfer topics and World Cup fallout do the hosts introduce at the start of the episode?
0:00–10:27
2
Which players do the hosts recommend for Arsenal, Villa and Bournemouth — and why?
10:27–32:11
3
Which transfer targets are suggested for Brighton, Chelsea, Fulham and other clubs as the panel runs through the league?
32:11–43:22
4
Which Premier League transfer targets and tactical fits are debated for Nottingham Forest and Spurs?
43:22–45:53
5
How do we assess clubs’ spending power, stadium advantage and transfer window fairness?
45:53–48:57
6
What criteria do hosts use to rank the world's top 20 clubs and which controversial placements spark debate?
48:57–1:23:51
7
Who are the top three Premier League goalkeepers of all time according to the hosts?
1:23:51–1:26:19
8
Which all-time best players are chosen for fullbacks, centre‑backs and midfield roles?
1:26:19–2:08:37
Speakers
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