Chapter 1: What sparked the recent market chaos related to AI?
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Chapter 2: How did the Citrini Research piece impact market reactions?
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Ed, true story. I was furious when I found my wife had a profile on Raya. That lying bitch isn't fun to be around.
I like the Ronald McDonald approach to dating.
Quarter, pounder. Ooh, that's right. Claire's got her hands over her eyes. She's got her hands over her eyes. At least it's clever.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of AI on unemployment and consumer spending?
How are you, Ed? I'm doing very well.
Back in New York. Good to be here. Oh, you did make it home. I made it home. I made it home. The blizzard was a real problem.
So Ed is like an amateur traveler, like a little snowstorm, and he's stuck in London for three days. He's like, oh no, I missed a flight. I have to be here until the winter solstice and go on the Queen Mary. You're so amateur.
You know, I also left a sweater on the plane, so I'm not having to deal with that. So you are right. I am an amateur.
Chapter 4: What investment opportunities arise from the current market conditions?
I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Dude, do you realize how much shit? The fact you even brought that up.
I know. I should just go get myself a new one, right? But it's my favorite sweater. I looked online, tried to find it, couldn't find it in the right color. And so, yeah, I put the complaint in.
For a sweater? Yeah. I've lost computers and passports and Panerai watches on planes, and this is what you do? Oh, I need a new computer, Panerai, or passport. You're never getting it back.
Chapter 5: How did Trump's State of the Union address portray the state of the economy?
Well, how do you think these flight attendants look so good when they're not working? You think they've ever returned anything? I will check back with you. I'm going to get that sweater back. You're going to get your sweater back? Yeah. How are you? I'm doing really well. I've done a bunch of podcasts. I'm trying to figure out what to do with Resistance. I'm subscribed going into March.
Do I do Meta-March? I'm doing this event next Sunday in Minneapolis. My youngest got a shadow day at a high school we were applying to, so I'm taking him to the U.S., and then I might go to the Zero Bond opening party in Vegas. So...
Chapter 6: What are the real statistics behind the claims made in the State of the Union?
A little bit of chocolate and peanut butter there.
Do you have to go to the zero bond opening policy in Vegas?
No. The correct question is, do I have to go to the fucking shadow day for my kid's high school? Daddy needs to head to Vegas. Love that.
Vegas. Vegas, baby.
You want to come with me? Yeah, no, I'm taking Claire. I think Claire's dirtier than you. I don't think she minds me getting fucked up.
I think Claire wants to go. I think Claire wants to go.
I think you should take Claire.
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Chapter 7: Who are the winners and losers in the Warner Brothers Discovery bidding war?
You'll judge me. You seem surprisingly uncomfortable. Were my jokes that bad today? I do. You seem very uneasy. Is it because you don't have your favorite sweater? Do we need... Claire... Do we need to get Ed a plushie? Yeah, he needs a stuffed animal. Do we need to get Ed a plushie? That's what you decide to talk about on the podcast that you left a sweater on a flight.
I live a boring life. These things are important.
You live a very exciting life.
I'm not going to the Zero Bond opening party in Vegas.
Chapter 8: What does the future hold for the media landscape post-bidding war?
Yeah, but the problem is you're going to get more action in South by Southwest. Everyone's going to be like, can you introduce me to Ed? Well, speaking...
of South by Southwest. Quick shout out. We are returning to the Vox Media podcast stage at South by Southwest on Saturday, March 14th. I'm very excited about it. Scott, I think, is very excited about it. So join me and Scott at 10 a.m. for a live taping of Prof G Markets. Last year was... Honestly, pretty epic. We filled out that auditorium and we had a great time.
The year before that was our very first time doing a live show. Less epic, but still pretty fun. But I think this year is going to be the greatest ever.
Is it another thing? Are we doing, do we have a sponsor? Are we doing it at some corporate headquarters? Are we doing it actually at South by Southwest? We're doing it at South by Southwest on the Vox Media Podcast stage, on the main stage. We're taking, I think 16 of us are going, aren't we? It's like a bunch of us.
You guys stay at a shitty hotel and Daddy stays at the Austin Proper because Daddy's Daddy. But I love it there. I think it's so much fun. And please, I'm trying to be sincere, which isn't easy for me. But please come up and say hi, especially Ed's a little like pretentious and a little arrogant, thinks he's better than everyone else. Claire and I are down with the digerati at South by.
Well, before we move on here, I'd love for you to really genuinely and passionately read the info about our special discount on the voxmedia.com website.
Great that they're discounting us already. That's a good sign. For more info and a special discount, visit voxmedia.com slash SXSW. That's voxmedia.com slash SXSW. We'll see you there. Oh, that's compelling copy. That's compelling copy.
You can feel the excitement. It's palpable. Okay, let's move on.
Now is the time to fly. I hope you have plenty of the wherewithal.
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